Our Lord And Saviour

[Ambrosious]

Jesus just visited the board.



Damn... Just damn.

 

[Jesus]

The high priest questioned me about my teaching. I told them, "I have always spoken publicly to everyone; all my teaching was done in synagogues and in the temple, where all the people come together. I've never said anything secret. Why, then, do you question me? Question the people who heard me. Ask them what I told them- they know what I said."

 

[Ambrosious]

I find it funny that Jesus is a virgin.

Will that status change the more posts JC racks up? Lord knows...



Get it?? LORD knows!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I kill me.

 

[Jesus]

Do not hold on to me because I have not yet gone back up to the Father. But go to my brothers and tell them for me, 'I go back up to him who is my father and your father, my God and your God.'

 

[Ambrosious]

The Almighty just blew me a kiss.


What a great Easter I am having.

 

[MissTaken]

Wow!

How do you rate, Ambro?



Dont' tell anyone though. The Vatican will then be sending in a contingent of investigative archbishops.

And who needs archbishops at lit?

It just might stilt the conversations.