Our gang is lacking

[Weevil]

You know amongst the guys who post here we are severely lacking in several archetypes that would make us complete. Oh sure, with me PC, Sparks, DCL and others we are loaded up on the goofball/cynical wise ass/cool guy who wears shades and smokes weed type and with Todd we've got the crazy religious guy. I could theoretically switch roles and play the dumb fratboy, physically imposing jock(Oh sure I'm skinny as a bitch but I am tall)

And yet, we don't have the suave debonnair main character who always gets the girl. The rock solid bastion of masculinity. The movie is undercast. So who can fill this role?

 

[p_p_man]

From EBW

"And yet, we don't have the suave debonnair main character who always gets the girl. The rock solid bastion of masculinity"


Speak for yourself....

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Yes but that doesn't solve my conundrum.

My mental picture is still lacking.

 

[Bob Peale]

Ahem.

 

[Weevil]

Ahem.

Hmmmmm. You might qualify. You quarterback your high school football team? Are you dark and brooding?

 

[Bob Peale]

Hmmmmm. You might qualify. You quarterback your high school football team? Are you dark and brooding?

Better. Wide Receiver. He threw 'em, I brought 'em home.

Dark and brooding...you betcha!

 

[Always]

Well if he'd ever POST Renegade could... shall we say.. fill the slot *grins*

Expertease, too...

And you can't forget the "dorky gamer nerdy freak" - being Ravenloft.

and yes, with typing like that, Never does get all the gals...

 

[*bratcat*]

Can I play the sexy vamp

 

[Weevil]

Better. Wide Receiver. He threw 'em, I brought 'em home.

Dark and brooding...you betcha!

Yeah but I was a wideout too. Although, I did play corner for one game. So I think we avoid any position duplication there.

So have you always had mad luck with the women?

 

[pabloback]

got to say the antipodean beach bum looks good for the role
how about the suave fiendish english rogue swindler [myself]
pp find your own role neeeyayayayyayayhahahahahahah (fiendish laugh)

 

[*bratcat*]

hmm...

 

[p_p_man]

Hmmmmm. You might qualify. You quarterback your high school football team? Are you dark and brooding?

I thought we were talking "the suave debonnair main character who always gets the girl. The rock solid bastion of masculinity" here...

 

[lavender]

 

[Bob Peale]

So have you always had mad luck with the women?

That my friend is akin to the age old "Do You Still Beat Your Wife?" question.

Either way I'm screwed.

 

[p_p_man]

It's because I'm a Brit isn't it...

go on admit it...

 

[Guest]

Excuse me but this isn't a "What role would you play in a dumb high school movie?" thread but a serious question.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Re: It's because I'm a Brit isn't it...

go on admit it...

In no movie I've ever seen was the British guy the suave lead.

 

[Weevil]

But To Be Fair

This character is usually the most boring one in the movie so shouldn't be that coveted.

 

[Weevil]

What about Texan?

I'm not sure we have many frat boys around these parts.

As far as I know just me and PC.

 

[p_p_man]

I always thought Bob Peale was Texan...

...or may be it's just the similarity in the avitar...

 

[sexy-girl]

Re: Re: It's because I'm a Brit isn't it...

In no movie I've ever seen was the British guy the suave lead.

you are sooooo anti british lol ... what about JAMES BOND ...

every lesbian wishes she could be james bond for abit hehe

 

[Always]

I don't know, though, the Brits are always hot....



Why can't a WOMAN be the lead role, huh? Chauvinist pigs.... We're not just prizes to be won and toys to be fucked! WE WANNA BLOW SHIT UP TOO!!!

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: Re: It's because I'm a Brit isn't it...

what about JAMES BOND ...

Well, because I'm not casting an action movie in my head(mainly because if we were than I'd be the lead character)

And besides, want me to be less Anti-british? Then get your thugs out of Ireland.