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[naughtycakes]

So I was at my friend's house tonight and we were hanging out in the pool drinking and being silly and she was like, "1..2..3..Go!", swimming contest to the end of the pool.

And she's a small, skinny little thing and a good athlete, generally, but I have long legs and I'm good in the water. I beat her, but I also wear contacts and I'm used to wearing a mask for snorkling when I swim so I had to close my eyes and I smacked right into the side of the pool, hard, face first.

I'm now sporting a big red dot, about third of an inch in diameter, at the bridge of my nose and a smaller one on the tip.

Whoops.

This injury makes me happy.

 

[bg23]

haha! that's so cute.

PICS!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dang. Drinking in the pool. I was sort of hoping this would turn into a skinny-dipping party memoir!

At least the injury isn't extreme or face-swelling and will heal okay with no damage to your beauty.

 

[fair_warning]

Hahaha.. I wear contacts. Once, I got in a hotel pool without them and because of 'blurry vision' swam up to who I thought was my SO...oh, the shame of it

 

[naughtycakes]

haha! that's so cute.

PICS!

Not too cute this morning, haha, it looks like somebody gave me a hickie right between the eyes and my face is all sore and tender.

Not too sure about pics, I look like hell on a biscuit.

 

[naughtycakes]

Dang. Drinking in the pool. I was sort of hoping this would turn into a skinny-dipping party memoir!

At least the injury isn't extreme or face-swelling and will heal okay with no damage to your beauty.

No skinny dipping last night, but once in a blue moon... wait

Yeah, thanks, I don't think there's any real damage and it'll be gone in a couple days.

 

[naughtycakes]

Hahaha.. I wear contacts. Once, I got in a hotel pool without them and because of 'blurry vision' swam up to who I thought was my SO...oh, the shame of it

Nice!

When I was in college I went camping up North for the first time. I had no idea it got cold at night, even in the Summer, because I grew up in tropical weather, so I had no warm clothing.

I woke up the first night in my tent, freezing like a mofo, no contacts, so I got up and went to what I thought was our campfire. I was sitting by it, half asleep for a bit, then a fight broke out, and I was like, who the fuck is fighting? Wrong campfire

 

[neci]

i hope your face feels better soon!

i was out pulling weeds in the garden the other day and was attacked by blood sucking mosquitos. i itch so bad.

 

[Sinny]

Naughty!

I lost a contact in a pool once, Try looking for a clear contact in a pool of water. Such a bitch.

I didn't have a spare, so I had to drive home looking like Popeye. I always carry a spare now or backup glasses. Me driving without contacts is illegal.

 

[thør]

Naughty!

I lost a contact in a pool once, Try looking for a clear contact in a pool of water. Such a bitch.

I didn't have a spare, so I had to drive home looking like Popeye. I always carry a spare now or backup glasses. Me driving without contacts is illegal.

I used to paddle whitewater kayak with contacts. I hated having to close my eyes in the splish and splash.....foggy glasses are better than not seeing.....

 

[naughtycakes]

i hope your face feels better soon!

i was out pulling weeds in the garden the other day and was attacked by blood sucking mosquitos. i itch so bad.

Thanks, doll. Now the bright red circle is surrounded by bruising, it looks like I ran into a door with my face

I HATE mosquitoes! They're the worst. I'm packing Off! everywhere I go recently, but unless you bathe in it every 15 minutes, they still get you. I hope you feel better soon, too.

 

[naughtycakes]

Naughty!

I lost a contact in a pool once, Try looking for a clear contact in a pool of water. Such a bitch.

I didn't have a spare, so I had to drive home looking like Popeye. I always carry a spare now or backup glasses. Me driving without contacts is illegal.

Yeah, that sounds like no fun at all! I'm pretty blind without my contacts, don't think I could drive without them, especially at night.

 

[piccicatopolka]

You sure its not carpet burn? You know... we understand.

 

[naughtycakes]

You sure its not carpet burn? You know... we understand.

Ha! I wish

 

[Rhino7]

Drinking and swimming ....not a good mix

 

[blobfish]

Would you like to hear a story from me? I'll tell you anyway.

A few months ago, I went to take a piss, and I noticed that the bathroom smelled funny. I thought that maybe there was a problem with the septic tank or something. That happens sometimes, but then it fixes itself. Later that day, I was out somewhere, and I went to use the urinal. When I was done, I thought to myself "what the hell? The smell is the same in here." Then I remembered that I had eaten asparagus the day before.

 

[HAL_9000]

No scars....no bragging rights...

 

[mediocre]

Nice!

When I was in college I went camping up North for the first time. I had no idea it got cold at night, even in the Summer, because I grew up in tropical weather, so I had no warm clothing.

I woke up the first night in my tent, freezing like a mofo, no contacts, so I got up and went to what I thought was our campfire. I was sitting by it, half asleep for a bit, then a fight broke out, and I was like, who the fuck is fighting? Wrong campfire

That was you at our campfire? Wow. What are the odds?

 

[Squibbs]

The disobedient wife look is hot.

 

[dirtwrench]

Just a little to make naughty's face feel better.

 

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