Others are Mean

[Ramone45]

I find that hose who are "different" from me can be mean sometimes.

 

[yossi]

"Different"? How so?

 

[bronzeage]

Hoser.

 

[Ramone45]

"Different"? How so?

My liberal friends are sometimes mean to me and hurt my feelings calling me a hater and all because I have morals and that makes me a hater. That is so offensive.

 

[Laurel]

The meanest hose are the ones who cost over $20 a pair and run the second you pull them on.

 

[KRCummings]

Those cheap hoses that always kink up when you're trying to water the garden really piss me off. Always best to spend the extra money and get a good one.

 

[islandman]

My liberal friends are sometimes mean to me and hurt my feelings calling me a hater and all because I have morals and that makes me a hater. That is so offensive.

Maybe you have the wrong morals?

 

[Ramone45]

Hoser.

Not Canadian

 

[Laurel]

Those cheap hoses that always kink up when you're trying to water the garden really piss me off. Always best to spend the extra money and get a good one.

When I was growing up, we always had these cheap hoses that'd kink up all the time and break. My dad would patch them with tape. Story of my childhood: wrong size clothes, home haircuts, and duct tape holding everything together, even the car.

My friend's family not only had expensive durable hoses, but one of those fancy hose winder things that keep the hoses all nice and neat and clean. And new cars, and a house with a fancy fridge full of fresh food.

 

[KRCummings]

When I was growing up, we always had these cheap hoses that'd kink up all the time and break. My dad would patch them with tape. Story of my childhood: wrong size clothes, home haircuts, and duct tape holding everything together, even the car.

My friend's family not only had expensive durable hoses, but one of those fancy hose winder things that keep the hoses all nice and neat and clean. And new cars, and a house with a fancy fridge full of fresh food.

I had a car once many many years ago that had duct tape all over the place. On the body, the engine, the seats, you name it. Fucker still ran though.

 

[Sean]

When I was growing up, we always had these cheap hoses that'd kink up all the time and break. My dad would patch them with tape. Story of my childhood: wrong size clothes, home haircuts, and duct tape holding everything together, even the car.

My friend's family not only had expensive durable hoses, but one of those fancy hose winder things that keep the hoses all nice and neat and clean. And new cars, and a house with a fancy fridge full of fresh food.

I bet you had to walk twenty miles to school every day, uphill in both directions.

 

[Laurel]

I don't have or need a hose, but I've got a kickass fridge full of food.

 

[Laurel]

I bet you had to walk twenty miles to school every day, uphill in both directions.

No, 'cause that's impossible.

Who the hell walks 20 miles?

 

[Sean]

No, 'cause that's impossible.

Who the hell walks 20 miles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

 

[Laurel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

That's a classic.

 

[parodyluvr75]

The meanest hose are the ones who cost over $20 a pair and run the second you pull them on.

Bastards! I hate those 'kind of hose.'