Other words for his thingy...

[privatejoker]

Hey guys

Quick question for my fellow authors (& I'm sure this has been approached before, but I cant find any threads so I apologise), what different words do you use for penis and vagina so it doesn't get repetitive during sex scenes?

Obviously i know a few different ones, but I'd like to be a bit more creative. Also some non-cheesy metaphors that work would be good too.

Thanks in advance.