BoyNextDoor
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Sex after menopause hurts!? What is that all about? Is it a lubrication thing?
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ms_ann_thrope
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Your mom finally shut you off?
Aphro
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OK, I laughed.
And yes, BND, it's a lubrication thing, among other issues.
After menopause, the loss of estrogen causes the vaginal walls to become thin(ner), as well as a lack of natural lubrication, causing sex to become painful. There are treatments/options, including hormone replacement therapy (not a good idea if you have breast cancer in the family) as well as estrogen suppositories and creams such as Premarin (which is actually made from a substance extracted from pregnant mare's urine...ick!
). As someone who is hovering on the cusp of this wonderous event, I have already begun my research into the possible fixes.
Brollyanna
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Are you that boxlapper guy?
4est_4est_Gump
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bill-pix-trade
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When did you start going through menopause?
subdued_passion
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I had to google Osphena, I thought it was the name of some lesser known goddess.
How do you know what menopause feels like... wait, is the GB finally gonna have an outing where a male poster is found out to be a female?
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Fata Morgana
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What a lovely word! Laurelle, name change please! 
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What a lovely word! Laurelle, name change please!
With a cheesy surname of your choosing. Bored with FM.
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Osphena Cavandish.
I like it. But never heard of that particular cheese.
Brollyanna
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Osphena Candida. Cheesy in an on-topic way.
(Also disgusting. Sorry.)
(Also disgusting. Sorry.)
dolf
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you're a goddamn genius.
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Well you might as well call me Yeasty Vagina! I like Cavendish but am not convinced it's cheese, unless it's some yank shit in a can.
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I had to google Osphena, I thought it was the name of some lesser known goddess.
How do you know what menopause feels like... wait, is the GB finally gonna have an outing where a male poster is found out to be a female?
Osphena is the patron Goddess of the state of Ky.
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Osphena Von Pule.
It's made of donkey milk and just happens to be the world's most expensive cheese.
Makes me think of your inner thighs.
Sigh.
P.S. I put the Von in there for a little international flava.
Oh I love it!!
Where's Laurelle, I want this one.
