Firesprite
Vicariously Alive
- Joined
- Feb 7, 2000
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Orlanth said:
Do it again.
Firesprite said:
flicks Orlanth's earlobe again - with my tongue
Orlanth, please let me introduce myself, hope you guess my name
Don't think we've actually officially said hello
Orlanth said:
Oh jesss, make me guess something as hard as this? Must be wirth it.
Evening, Fire, I am Orlanth as you know already. Nice to meet you. How are you?
The GrandMage said:The GrandMage, Inc., is not responsible for any maulings, attacks, annoyances, beatings, pokings, stabbings, burnings, smackings, hittings, flayings, skinnings, or torture that any specific 'The GrandMage' should do. If they all happen to gang up on you and beat the crap out of you, we'll send you a get well card with a fiver. Happy? No? Too fucking bad.
That's a definitive improvement over "Do you take it up the ass?"SpectralDragoon said:My pickup lines probably help out a good deal with birth control.
For instance:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like spahgetti,
Let's go fuck!