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Orlanth said:


Do it again. :D :devil:

flicks Orlanth's earlobe again - with my tongue :p



Orlanth, please let me introduce myself, hope you guess my name :D

Don't think we've actually officially said hello :kiss:
 
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Firesprite said:


flicks Orlanth's earlobe again - with my tongue :p



Orlanth, please let me introduce myself, hope you guess my name :D

Don't think we've actually officially said hello :kiss:

Oh jesss, make me guess something as hard as this? Must be wirth it. :D

Evening, Fire, I am Orlanth as you know already. Nice to meet you. How are you? :D
 
You've probably heard enough, but I'm bored, and so I thought I'd contribute.
I just wanted to say two things: as for jumping in and stuff like that, the people here are (as a rule) very nice. 'Cept for me, of course - but then, there are always exceptions to rules, aren't there?
And the second is that most tragic of "last words": I hope you have fun while you're here!
 
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Orlanth said:


Oh jesss, make me guess something as hard as this? Must be wirth it. :D

Evening, Fire, I am Orlanth as you know already. Nice to meet you. How are you? :D

fine thanks now that I've recovered from my death earlier :D

that was actually a lyrics quote: sympathy for the devil - Rolling Stones, Guns 'n' Roses..

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and tast
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame




Firesprite ~~~~~ I'm the Devil in Disguise :D
 
:eek: FREAKY co-incidence!

Sympathy for the devil is playing on the radio now! I havn't heard this song in MONTHS!


Orlanth - have you named yourself for the god son of Umath and Kero?
 
*Pokes everyone with a stick*

I'll keep popping in and annoying everyone until I get enough people to make my thread successful. Don't think I won't. I will. I'm insane enough to try, and I don't have a life to stop me!

..........Yeah,........

Come on. Does the idea suck, or do you all just not care?




The GrandMage, Inc., is not responsible for any maulings, attacks, annoyances, beatings, pokings, stabbings, burnings, smackings, hittings, flayings, skinnings, or torture that any specific 'The GrandMage' should do. If they all happen to gang up on you and beat the crap out of you, we'll send you a get well card with a fiver. Happy? No? Too fucking bad.
 
Actually, I got "Orlanth" from the king of the Celtic gods.

I wanted to use "Storm" , but that was already being used. So I looked up the word "Storm" in other languages.

So many, so I added another word, "God". It came up with Storm gods, and the first I saw was the Celtic god, Orlanth Thanderous.

Orlanth is his name as the king, and another name added, for Storm god.

Orlanth Thunderous is kinda long, so I cut off the Thunderous.
 
Good afternoon everyone, geez you guys are all on a posting spree. And hell, some new additions to Khadgars collection of post count adding social commentary.

Chewey

Add 1 for me.......
 
Hi Orlanth and Dark Mage!

Hi the rest of you guys too! Yes, I'm still alive, but still sick (actually even sicker :(, but I'm finally going to see a doctor tomorrow).

Spectral, OMG that AV was just yummy! (I didn't post the day I saw it 'cause I was too busy cleaning all those pesky tongue prints off my monitor) Feel free to put that AV up anytime! :p :p :p

Blaze, Wolfie, and Co., I can't believe the fuss you wusses put up over a picture of a cock! Gawd, what a bunch of pansies! *giggling* You know, maybe you should go find yourself a nice, safe, non-pornographic board to role play on (at least until you've grown up enough to be able to cope with seeing another guy's cock), that way you'd be safe from those big scary cock pictures! ROTFLMAO

*making a show of glancing to the side* Wait, is that a pic of a pussy I see on that AV over there? EEEEEEEEEEEEK!! How scary! How shocking! How disturbing! I can't believe someone would have the nerve to post such a thing on a porn board! God make them take it away right now!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*snicker*

hehehehehehehhehehehehehehe
 
Good evening there, Crys...

Glad you're still alive, I was getting kind of worried about you. Hope you get better soon.

*hugggzz*
 
I had a pretty bad weekend with this bug plus server problems. :( The computer's fixe now though, so I'm just having a bad time because of this bug. woohoo! *sardonic smile* (The evil, vile illness has even gone so far as to rupture one of my eardrums, in its quest to make me miserable! Now I can hardly hear out of one ear, and it makes this ringing noise constantly *growl*)
 
Computer problems are irrelevant. Sorry to know about the bug, but you kinda asked for it with that story plague. :p

(j/k)

Just try to get yourself back in your feet. Summer's here and this is no time for you to be sick. :rose:
 
*long suffering sigh* I know, I know - that'll teach me to place 'windows crashing' curses on my files! But I've learned my lesson, from now on I'm just going to use good old fashioned 'your first born will be eaten by trolls' curses.
 
My pickup lines probably help out a good deal with birth control.

For instance:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like spahgetti,
Let's go fuck!
 
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The GrandMage said:
The GrandMage, Inc., is not responsible for any maulings, attacks, annoyances, beatings, pokings, stabbings, burnings, smackings, hittings, flayings, skinnings, or torture that any specific 'The GrandMage' should do. If they all happen to gang up on you and beat the crap out of you, we'll send you a get well card with a fiver. Happy? No? Too fucking bad.

Grand Mage,

So where is my get well card, and the fiver as promised in the fine print? US Dollars Please, none of that Chinese Ghost Money please. Thank You.

Z
 
SpectralDragoon said:
My pickup lines probably help out a good deal with birth control.

For instance:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like spahgetti,
Let's go fuck!
That's a definitive improvement over "Do you take it up the ass?"
 
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