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hmmm probes, probes, electric, binds, clamps and.... what the hell is this? ......... ohhhhhh *evil grin* sexcelent.

*dims the lights down low and starts operating*
 
*sees Khaddy w/ that gleam in his eye*

Um ... I don't think that goes there ... <lots of noise> ... Ahh ~ *pants* ... I guess it does go there ... *moans*
 
of course it does *winks and pulls out other tools, slowly piecing together on Arc's body* hmm hmmmmm hmmm... *grins*
 
cats said:
(Okay I have a ridculously long joke to say before I go into the corner.)

Hello, this is the Ultimate Computer Store. Can I help you? (Bud Abbott)
>
>Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of
>buying
>a computer.
>
>Mac?
>
>No, the name is Lou. (Lou Costello)
>
>Your computer?
>
>I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
>
>Mac?
>
>I told you, my name is Lou.
>
>What about Windows?
>
>Why? Does it get stuffy?
>
>Do you want a computer with Windows?
>
>I don't know. What do I see when I look out the windows?
>
>Wallpaper.
>
>Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
>
>Software that runs on Windows?
>
>No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track
>expenses. You know, run a business. What have you got?
>
>Office.
Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
>
>I just did.
>
>You just did what?
>
>Recommended something.
>
>You recommended something?
>
>Yes.
>
>For my office?
>
>Yes.
>
>Okay, what did you recommend for my office?
>
>Office.
>
>Yes, for my office.
>
>Office for Windows.
>
>I already have an office and it already has windows! Let's say I'm sitting
>at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
>
>Word.
>
>If I'm writing a proposal, I'm going to need lots of words. But what
>program do I load?
>
>Word.
>
>What word?
>
>The Word in Office.
>
>The only word in office is office.
>
>The Word in Office for Windows.
>
>Which word in "office for windows?"
>
>The Word you get when you click the blue W.
>
>I'm going to click your big W if you don't give me a straight answer.
>Let's forget about words for a minute. What do I need if I want to watch a
>movie over the Internet?
>
>RealOne.
>
>Maybe a real movie, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your
>business.
>But what do I need to watch it?
>
>RealOne.
>
>If it's a long movie I'll also want to watch reels two, three and four.
>Can I watch reel four?
Of course.
>
>Great! With what?
>
>RealOne.
>
>Okay, so I'm sitting at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I
>do?
>
>You click the blue 1.
>
>I click the blue one what?
>
>The blue 1.
>
>Is that different from the blue W?
>
>Of course it is. The blue 1 is RealOne. The blue W is Word.
>
>What word?
>
>The Word in Office for Windows.
>
>But there's three words in "office for windows!"
>
>No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
>
>It is?
>
>Yes, although to be fair there aren't many other Words left. It pretty
>much
>wiped out all the other Words.
>
>And that word is the real one?
>
>No. RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even part of
>Office.
>
>Never mind; I don't want to get started with that again. But I also need
>something for bank accounts, loans, and so on. What do you have to help me
>track my money?
>
>Money.
>
>That's right. What do you have?
>
>Money.
>
>I need money to track my money?
>
>No, not really. It comes bundled with your computer.
>
>What comes bundled with my computer?
>
>Money.
>
>Money comes bundled with my computer?
>
>Exactly. No extra charge.
>
>I get a bundle of money with my computer at no extra charge? How much
>money
>do I get?
>Just one copy.
>
>I get a copy of money. Isn't that illegal?
>
>No. We have a license from Microsoft to make copies of Money.
>
>Microsoft can license you to make money?
>
>Why not? They own it.
>
>Well, it's great that I'm going to get free money, but I'll still need to
>track it. Do you have anything for managing your money?
>
>Managing Your Money? That program disappeared years ago.
>
>Well, what do you sell in its place?
>
>Money.
>
>You sell money?
>
>Of course. But if you buy a computer from us, you get it for free.
>
>That's all very wonderful, but I'll be running a business. Do you have any
>software for, you know, accounting?
>
>Simply Accounting.
>
>Probably, but it might get a little complicated.
>
>If you don't want Simply Accounting, you might try M.Y.O.B.
>
>M.Y.O.B.? What does that stand for?
>
>Mind Your Own Business.
>
>I beg your pardon?
>
>No, that would be I.B.Y.P. I said M.Y.O.B.
>
>Look, I just need to do some accounting for my home business. You
>know--accounting? You do it with money.
>
>Of course you can do accounting with Money. But you may need more.
>
>More money?
>
>More than Money. Money can't do everything.
>
>I don't need a sermon! Okay, let's forget about money for the moment.
>I'm worried that my computer might...what's the word? Crash. And if my
>computer crashes, what can I use to restore my data?
>
>GoBack.
>
>Okay. I'm worried about my computer smashing and I need something to
>restore my data. What do you recommend?
>
>GoBack.
>
>How many times do I have to repeat myself?
>
>I've never asked you to repeat yourself. All I said was GoBack.
>
>How can I go back if I haven't even been anywhere? Okay, I'll go back.
>What do I need to write a proposal?
>
>Word.
>
>But I'll need lots of words to write a proposal.
>
>No, you only need one Word-the Word in Office for Windows.
>
>But there are three words in...Oh, never mind.
>
>Hello? Hello? Customers! Why do they always hang up on me? Oh, well.
>Hello, Ultimate Computer Store. Can I help you?
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i'm glad you kept this post so much shorter than the others
 
Re: Re: What?!?

Arc da Rat said:
Ahem ~ I have already pre-ordered my copies of Trigun & Hellsing mangas ... They don't come out til December ... :p

I think its is the other way around ...
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I would have agreed with you except for this italized part

"To save the butterfly's, kill all the spiders. but in doing so, you become a spider yourself." - Trigun, Vash I think.

that just sounds to much like one of the soliques he has at the end of each show about the next
 
Maester said:
yeah just like your avatar
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I like that one. You want in av size, right? It looks a little too tall.

I didn't do mine, littlekateyes found it for me.

Try starting a thread on the how to forum and attach that, and I'll bet you get it re-sized pretty quickly.
 
I'm not going to ask about this pet.

Any how I think the girl with the reaper is likely to poke some ones eye out. Hopefully she doesn't take it with ehr when she goes outside to play.
 
Abraxas Winterlight said:
*pulls you in tight for some snuggle time*

hi there sweetheart, how you been?
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*mmmms and snuggles in close* been ok, i guess, could be better *winks* but time will pass, hope You havent been working too hard.*snuggles some more, really enjoying it*:kiss:

been killing lotsa bad guys on?






















possibly 64 more days
 
Abraxas Winterlight said:
Hey Archy-poo, I got you a new pet that i'm about 90% certain I can transfer to you.
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Well we are now 100% sure that I can have this pet ... BTW if you all did not know ... AB & myself are both playing Star Wars Galaxies ...

So my character has a wrix (a big sabertooth tiger type cat) named Puddy & a peko peko (a gungan in bird form w/ wings) named Bellybutton ...
 
Yep, been terminating beasties rather well in SW:G
except when I loose my friggin mind & pick on something I shouldn't have

I'm just waiting for time to pass hon.

64 more days? Not too bad but it's 63 days too long!
 
I seem to remember somebody popping into the cloning center right behind me..........
Tho I won't say anything else. She keeps me alive when I shouldn't be guys!
 
I ment no comment on the 64 / 63 days ...

*rolls eyes*

someone might have been visiting you sooner ...
 
oh, & go check out the "in testing" page! It looks like a lot of improvements are coming our way!!!!!!!
(Mounts in about another month!)
 
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