Orgy on the Titanic

[AtaMediumPace]

I just had this random idea about there being on orgy on the titanic or some other ship as it's sinking. Everyone would fall off the boat and die after they came. The others would just kind of wave goodbye to them and continue to fuck until everyone came and died. Sorry if the idea sounds kind of crude and silly.

 

[shinybikiniwife]

Possibly just the entitled hedonism the wealthy might indulge in before the panic of the iceberg? Maybe they invite Jack and few other fortunate peasants into the mix to tease or enjoy? I think this has some potential in a variety of directions!

 

[SunBuns]

A story where everyone goes down. It has potential!

 

[sirhugs]

too much death for me.

 

[Biggalute]

Nice idea, could call the story 'Boy meets girl, ship meets iceberg'. See if anyone can guess what it's about

 

[gunhilltrain]

too much death for me.

It vaguely reminds me of Poe's "The Masque of the Red Death." However, that was definitely not a comedy and you'd have to be Poe to pull it off. You haven't published anything yet, so why don't you give it a try? Don't watch 1997's Titanic; watch 1958's A Night to Remember for clues. (It's on YouTube.)

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Possibly just the entitled hedonism the wealthy might indulge in before the panic of the iceberg? Maybe they invite Jack and few other fortunate peasants into the mix to tease or enjoy? I think this has some potential in a variety of directions!

I would read this.

As for reality.... the ship is sinking. You're gonna die. Why be a prude?

You have like 2 hours. Find someone else with a weird kink they always wanted to try and use each other until the boat sinks.

 

[ericrodman101]

The orchestra could switch from Nearer My God to Thee to Sexual Healing or something similar as the waters and passions rise.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I would read this.

As for reality.... the ship is sinking. You're gonna die. Why be a prude?

You have like 2 hours. Find someone else with a weird kink they always wanted to try and use each other until the boat sinks.

Then anybody want to take a guess as to why this didn't happen?

 

[gunhilltrain]

The orchestra could switch from Nearer My God to Thee to Sexual Healing or something similar as the waters and passions rise.

You people make Mel Brooks look subtle. This at a Scary Movie level of humor. By the way, to set the record straight, the orchestra probably didn't play Nearer My God To Thee.

 

[ericrodman101]

You people make Mel Brooks look subtle. This at a Scary Movie level of humor. By the way, to set the record straight, the orchestra probably didn't play Nearer My God To Thee.

Surely someone recorded it on their phone.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Surely someone recorded it on their phone.

This reminds me of Alex Cox's satirical movie Walker (1987) where he jumps around from the 19th to the 20th Centuries just for the hell of it. (It almost works.) And speaking of Mel Brooks, in Blazing Saddles he twice breaks through the "Fourth Wall" to the 20th Century.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

I would read this.

As for reality.... the ship is sinking. You're gonna die. Why be a prude?

You have like 2 hours. Find someone else with a weird kink they always wanted to try and use each other until the boat sinks.

Makes sense. I read how during the London blitz, there were people who loved to fuck because the danger was an aphrodisiac.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Nice idea, could call the story 'Boy meets girl, ship meets iceberg'. See if anyone can guess what it's about

Plot twist: woman makes it onto a lifeboat and survives, 3 weeks later she misses her period...
(Insert Ice, Ice Baby pun here.)

 

[gunhilltrain]

Makes sense. I read how during the London blitz, there were people who loved to fuck because the danger was an aphrodisiac.

Do you have a source for this London blitz story?

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Do you have a source for this London blitz story?

Here’s one: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...er-s-bid-bomb-surrender-startling-effect.html

 

[LupusDei]

End of the world sex orgy is a popular idea for weird shit the heroes run into during an apocalypse of some sort. As such it works, because its easy to claim that out of a large number of people there would be some choosing this coping approach.

Last sex before inevitable death sounds so romantic, but in reality would much more likely be rape, exactly because it would be the ungodly rapist who would be first to think they can fuck whom they see without consequences. And most people wouldn't be so fatalistic and try out every way to supposedly prolong their lives for any small amount until being just too exhausted

Anyhow, to trigger such an orgy the requirements in my opinion are:
1) absolute belief in the inevitable death: there should be no logical way to survive;
2) belief in the futility of effort, nothing that could be possibly done has any effect on the inevitability;
3) spare energy: the despairing people aren't too exhausted by previous efforts, too close to starvation or suffocating or some such;
4) free time: there's a time period where all the above are true, the longer the better;
5) like minded benevolent people: a maniac on a killing spree is extremely distracting, but equally likely developed in those conditions.

Sinking water surface ship is likely a violently chaotic environment where almost everyone is preoccupied by immediate survival. Time spent fucking could be better spent demolishing the innards of the ship in an effort to construct a raft, for example. Air pocket of already sunk ship come to me as the most likely environment where the requirements for the final fuck could be met.

The situation could be radically different on a space ship. Inevitable death events and rescue efforts on solar orbit may easily be measured in months in advance with near absolute certainty. Futility of onboard effort can be established with mathematical clarity. Life support system resources may extend for a long time that's still a fraction of the possible rescue plan, or long after a catastrophic end event, like going to crash into a planetary body, or Sun itself for that matter.

So. The Cruise Into the Sun (literally).

 

[LupusDei]

So. The Cruise Into the Sun (literally).

For the most extreme of trill seekers,

Kiss The Sun Cruise!

We will shoot right at the Sun, aimed to narrowly miss. Transparency of the ablative shielding is calculated for the most breathtaking direct experience of Sun's corona. Over two thirds of ship mass will literally evaporate around us! The uncertainties are enormous!

If we survive the close flyby, we will come out of Sun at comet speed right at Venus! Zooming past we will areo-brake in her upper atmosphere for a sharp, high G turn to chase the Earth! Moons mass will assist with orbital capture, there's no way we can carry enough fuel to actively brake this late in the trip.

Yes, very few are ultra wealthy enough to directly afford the first class modules with independent emergency thrusters, but there's the lottery!

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Fully inside the Earth orbit this is by definition under a year in round trip, the shorter you may want it, the more extreme it becomes. The longest leg is probably the first, slow free-fall towards the Sun, then the chasing of Earth at the end can or not be even longer, but all times are measured in months between events here, although Sun-Venus may be in weeks.

It may or not be pre-planned mind fuck, that somewhere inside Mercury's orbit the captain comes out and says something like:

"Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but we're not going to make it. We're falling into the Sun, period.

"There was a small navigation error, and that coronal mass ejection building up right there is going to eat us. We will try this weird shit, and then who knows, we may yet ride the same ejection, but the math of it is so busted... I will be honest with you. That's it.

"Well, at very best... no, we will likely miss the Venus... to return to the inner Solar system anytime between 46 and 237 years. But don't fall in spirit people, we're all here to see Her close and personal, aren't we?"

 

[LupusDei]

first class modules with independent emergency thrusters,

It's probably planned but untold, that the ship, what's left of it, "breaks down" and explode into a swarm of those escape pods upon returning to the low Earth orbit, to rain small groups of survivors all over the planet... like they were to colonize it anew... to be rescued.

"Weird shit" on Sun's approach can include all sorts of intentional sex pushing, from completely senseless "feeding the reactor" with clothing to somewhat more explainable crowding in extremely tight spaces with changing gravity direction (when there's any).

 

[000zing]

Ice, anyone..?

 

[gunhilltrain]

Here’s one: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...er-s-bid-bomb-surrender-startling-effect.html

I believe it, but the London Blitz went on for months, and people had a chance for at least some privacy. An underground bunker seems to offer a bit of that, but a lot of people still had their houses to go to. I've never heard of it during a shipwreck, although I suppose there were some individual cases that were not recorded. A lot of ships sank too quickly (the Lusitania went down in about thirty minutes) or if it was burning (like the Yarmouth Castle and others) people had other things to worry about.

The Titanic took more than two hours, but if anything sexual was going on, it would have been inside, not out on the decks. Just for the hell of it, another ship fire, the Morro Castle, beached at Asbury Park, NJ, 1934. 135 fatalities.

https://www.ripleys.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/morro-castle-thumb-1140x630.jpg

 

[watsit2ya69]

I just had this random idea about there being on orgy on the titanic or some other ship as it's sinking. Everyone would fall off the boat and die after they came. The others would just kind of wave goodbye to them and continue to fuck until everyone came and died. Sorry if the idea sounds kind of crude and silly.

Whole new take on " going down with the ship."

 

[gunhilltrain]

I just had this random idea about there being on orgy on the titanic or some other ship as it's sinking. Everyone would fall off the boat and die after they came. The others would just kind of wave goodbye to them and continue to fuck until everyone came and died. Sorry if the idea sounds kind of crude and silly.

Maybe you should write this and cure your thirty-one years of writer's block.

The Lusitania is not as good because it sank in eighteen minutes. Maybe if you were really quick about it.

Here are some shipwrecks to give you inspiration. Over three hours of footage condensed into seven minutes.

 

[Ely1987]

Unless you make it a comedy and magically save those who participate in the orgy instead of fighting for their lives, this idea doesn't make sense to me.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Unless you make it a comedy and magically save those who participate in the orgy instead of fighting for their lives, this idea doesn't make sense to me.

I agree, but I don't think he intended it to make sense. After all, it's porn - excuse me, erotica. Anyway, the way I read it, this seems to take place inside the ship in that period (forty-five minutes?) between the launching of the last lifeboat and the ship's final plunge.