Count back over 16 years (and that's not counting the years I masturbated before I lost my virginity)??? You gotta be kidding!! Why the hell would you count?
This is such a great example of the anal retentive personality...I gotta write this one down
Sure Denver counts, it's the mile city isn't it, especially if you had sex in Mile High stadium. That has to be a mile high, they wouldn't lie about a thing like that, would they?