Orgasms

[IrezumiKiss]

get a lover that doesn't need your orgasm to validate their ego.
i go for the selfish lover that doesn't care if i reach orgasm on his time.
either way, i am getting off on myself, his leg, or my pillow.

i won't take a lover with a sad look like a defeated dog that couldn't do the tricks.

I'd not only make you cum, I'd make you forget what you ate for lunch that day, then serve the same meal to you the following afternoon and have you think you were eating it for the first time!

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[SyKoKo]

Scream "FUCKMECOLONEL, FUCKME!!!" loudly and often.

 

[Christobal]

get a lover that doesn't need your orgasm to validate their ego.
i go for the selfish lover that doesn't care if i reach orgasm on his time.
either way, i am getting off on myself, his leg, or my pillow.

i won't take a lover with a sad look like a defeated dog that couldn't do the tricks.

OK maybe I am obtuse. I don't get what you are talking about.

 

[lovetoread]

get a lover that doesn't need your orgasm to validate their ego.
i go for the selfish lover that doesn't care if i reach orgasm on his time.
either way, i am getting off on myself, his leg, or my pillow.

i won't take a lover with a sad look like a defeated dog that couldn't do the tricks.

yea pretty much

 

[Christobal]

yea pretty much

I am so confused. Educate me.

 

[Radiohead]

I am so confused. Educate me.

Get em while they're young.

 

[Radiohead]

get a lover that doesn't need your orgasm to validate their ego.
i go for the selfish lover that doesn't care if i reach orgasm on his time.
either way, i am getting off on myself, his leg, or my pillow.

i won't take a lover with a sad look like a defeated dog that couldn't do the tricks.

Except for the word selfish, I'm all that.

And thats Male or Female. You tell me to get off under orders, not a chamce in hell.

 

[lovetoread]

You tell me to get off under orders, not a chamce in hell.

heh, now that would work for me

 

[yossi]

heh, now that would work for me

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[Radiohead]

heh, now that would work for me

Girls it generally does fly. Me, I have male parts, and they barely comply at the best of times.

But the above thing, as I said, slash selfish, and I am literally there. I think I have had a girl go 6 in before I got off, but If you're worried about when I'm gonna get off, I'm assuming you won't get those. I would be fucking you for a reason, after all.

 

[Christobal]

Get em while they're young.

Umm. Yuck.

 

[suckonsimon]

Click on a thread in my signature. Not so active now but when it had its run, a good few really helpful posts I think.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'd make you cum.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'd not only make you cum, I'd make you forget what you ate for lunch that day, then serve the same meal to you the following afternoon and have you think you were eating it for the first time!

that's kind of hot.

 

[sweepthefloor]

yea pretty much

I really used to get upset about the sad face. I am glad to know I am not alone in the sexual wilderness.

 

[toeskr]

get a lover that doesn't need your orgasm to validate their ego.
i go for the selfish lover that doesn't care if i reach orgasm on his time.
either way, i am getting off on myself, his leg, or my pillow.

i won't take a lover with a sad look like a defeated dog that couldn't do the tricks.

I don't know why anyone here could not figure this out.
You are a very generous person, unselfish.
The right person will get off with you or be part of yours shortly after. The typical male ego has shown strong in these answers.

 

[sweepthefloor]

OK maybe I am obtuse. I don't get what you are talking about.

It's pretty simple. If my lover needs me to have an orgasm to validate his worth or sexual ability than I am not interested. Better he worry about pleasing himself with me and my pleasure is returned.

I think a comparison would be similar to a man experiencing erectile dysfunction. I don't think it would help if the woman sucking a limp dick became 'sad' and all upset over it. The woman getting emotional or feeling like 'she's not doing it good enough,' isn't going to magically make the penis erect.

A man getting all upset or worried over the lack of penetrative orgasm isn't going to make me magically cream on his cock.

 

[toeskr]

It's pretty simple. If my lover needs me to have an orgasm to validate his worth or sexual ability than I am not interested. Better he worry about pleasing himself with me and my pleasure is returned.

I think a comparison would be similar to a man experiencing erectile dysfunction. I don't think it would help if the woman sucking a limp dick became 'sad' and all upset over it. The woman getting emotional or feeling like 'she's not doing it good enough,' isn't going to magically make the penis erect.

A man getting all upset or worried over the lack of penetrative orgasm isn't going to make me magically cream on his cock.

Yes, this.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't know why anyone here could not figure this out.
You are a very generous person, unselfish.
The right person will get off with you or be part of yours shortly after. The typical male ego has shown strong in these answers.

I will get off one way or another, sometimes I am sneaky about it. I just don't want to be the goal. I understand it feels good to please but I want to be the most pleasing.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Yes, this.

yaaay!

 

[rocket_surgery]

Everyone cums when I penetrate them. Everyone.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Except for the word selfish, I'm all that.

And thats Male or Female. You tell me to get off under orders, not a chamce in hell.

Yes, I don't think I could on demand orgasm. I would probably orgasm if he was telling me, 'don't you fucking dare,' and then slap me for liking it too much.

 

[yossi]

A man getting all upset or worried over the lack of penetrative orgasm isn't going to make me magically cream on his cock.

And usually makes it that much worse. At least the sex could have been fun up until that point.

The worst: "I've never been with a girl I couldn't make cum."

i.e. This must be your fault.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Everyone cums when I penetrate them. Everyone.

it's not rocket science or brain surgery?
you just stick it in and they wet the sheets.

 

[sweepthefloor]

And usually makes it that much worse. At least the sex could have been fun up until that point.

The worst: "I've never been with a girl I couldn't make cum."

i.e. This must be your fault.

exactly! the pressure to fake it is real, just to stroke that ego.

I was really liking it till you asked me, "what's wrong?"

I just want to put a brown bag on my head and spread my legs.