Orgasm without the messy ending

[LeoLeoLion]

A very cool book that you guys should check out called Imagine:

What if you could control your dreams? Robert Roberts is tired of having disappointing dreams. He learns about lucid dreaming from a co-worker and becomes quickly intrigued. But his lucid dreams are not what he bargained for. His dream lover Ann believes Robert can set her free into his world. Is this possible? Soon his dream lover will become the single greatest threat in Robert's world.

http://www.amazon.com/Imagine-Gene-Geter/dp/1479164879/

 

[Stella_Omega]

You can hawk your book in the sticky thread at the top of the list.

Besides, the mess is part of the experience of sex for me. I would hate to end a lovemaking session in a still-dry bed, I'd be positive that I hadn't made my partner happy enough-- and I know they wouldn't have done right by me.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah no shit, nothing like a dripping face or tits or feet at the end of it all.

 

[SamScribble]

Where do you think the expression 'coming to a sticky end' came from?

 

[lovecraft68]

Too show you how much porn has gone to my brain, we went to a fair and there was a booth with a sign that said "face painting"

I was very disappointed when I saw what they meant.

 

[rjordan]

A very cool book that you guys should check out called Imagine:

What if you could control your dreams? Robert Roberts is tired of having disappointing dreams. He learns about lucid dreaming from a co-worker and becomes quickly intrigued. But his lucid dreams are not what he bargained for. His dream lover Ann believes Robert can set her free into his world. Is this possible? Soon his dream lover will become the single greatest threat in Robert's world.

http://www.amazon.com/Imagine-Gene-Geter/dp/1479164879/

I was puzzling over the title. I kept seeing "Imagine: Gene Getter" and I'm thinking what the hell is a gene getter? And besides it's a typo right on the cover. So I went to amazon.com and realized Gene Geter is the guy's name.

Read the sample. I think he's dreaming.

rj

 

[Stella_Omega]

Read the sample. I think he's dreaming.

rj

Um. yeah.

We have here a narrator that is barely literate, and a sense that the author is also.

 

[Bramblethorn]

A very cool book that you guys should check out called Imagine:

I checked the Amazon preview. It's, um, not very good.

"Her breast looks as if they will jump out any second."

 

[Handley_Page]

I checked the Amazon preview. It's, um, not very good.

"Her breast looks as if they will jump out any second."

It makes one wonder if Amazon have Editors to eliminate this sort of error.

 

[TxRad]

It makes one wonder if Amazon have Editors to eliminate this sort of error.

You do your own editing for Amazon.

 

[Brandie69]

Of course, you know why breast are like martini?

 

[TxRad]

Of course, you know why breast are like martini?

One isn't enough and three are two many.

 

[sun_sea_sky]

... but no kissing and they are not touching anything good ...

Intriguing. They are not touching his "naughty" parts is that what this means? Or the opposite?

 

[Brandie69]

One isn't enough and three are two many.

Yes, of course! I mean, where would you put the third one?

 

[rjordan]

Yes, of course! I mean, where would you put the third one?

Two in the front, and one in the back for dancing.

rj

 

[Brandie69]

Two in the front, and one in the back for dancing.

rj

Well, ok, I guess I could spend my life sleeping on my side

 

[TxRad]

Well, ok, I guess I could spend my life sleeping on my side

Special sleeping pillows will be sold at a good discount price.

Special chairs for reclining also.

That third one would sure mess with the clothing industry.

 

[Brandie69]

It certainly would change where you put the clasp on the bra

 

[TE999]

The restaurant chain would change it's name to 'Tres Hooters' and the servers would have special t-shirts to show off their tail light as well as their headlights.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

It certainly would change where you put the clasp on the bra

Or mess with the industry and re-start the "don't ever wear a bra" movement and you would never have to worry about that pesky clasp.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Yes, of course! I mean, where would you put the third one?

http://worthyofanumbbum.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/three_tits_total_recall_.jpg

 

[mynameisben]

Or mess with the industry and re-start the "don't ever wear a bra" movement and you would never have to worry about that pesky clasp.

Oh, jeeze Louise! Just put the third boob on the top of her head. Then sleeping and reclining is as easy as it ever was. She just has to wear a hat when she goes outdoors is all.

 

[TxRad]

Oh, jeeze Louise! Just put the third boob on the top of her head. Then sleeping and reclining is as easy as it ever was. She just has to wear a hat when she goes outdoors is all.

When she lactates, she would look like a fountain.

 

[MSTarot]

Where do you think the expression 'coming to a sticky end' came from?

Vlad the Impaler

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, jeeze Louise! Just put the third boob on the top of her head. Then sleeping and reclining is as easy as it ever was. She just has to wear a hat when she goes outdoors is all.

Sunburn would be a real bitch. *nods*