Oregon

[Calvin]

Geeze......what kind of mood are you in!

just my normal one.... it was you that were admiring his ass and I do recall many times when you were wishing for some "action".... so it was just a thought....

np.... pay me no mind.... I'll just go back to the surf and hope a wave will wash me away....

 

[Succulent-one]

just my normal one.... it was you that were admiring his ass and I do recall many times when you were wishing for some "action".... so it was just a thought....

np.... pay me no mind.... I'll just go back to the surf and hope a wave will wash me away....

If you don't keep that wave runner reved up you will get washed away........I don't know, but I think your last remark may just deserve a banana or two.

 

[Calvin]

If you don't keep that wave runner reved up you will get washed away........I don't know, but I think your last remark may just deserve a banana or two.

well.... first.... it is not a "wave runner".... those are the big ass hulled small boat type personal watercraft that everybody rides and that gives us guys that ride the standups a bad name.... the wave runners can be ridden by any idiot..... and many do just that.... and when you are stupid enough to add a few beers to the mix and a dose of ignorance, you get problems on the water.... you will very rarely see the wave runners in the surf because people would die quickly because of their size and weight.... it is bad enough landing badly with a freestyle standup on top of you but a wave runner would simply crush you.....

as for my last remark..... aside from being right on..... I would hope that you would not violate your word..... and besides, given their shape, you could make more use of those bananas then I could......

 

[FreddyKneeChi]

Not all of us waverunner dudes are bad, and yes they can be ridden by any idiot. Useful, though, becasue they're usually powerful enough for kneeboarding and stuff.

I've done nice things on my waverunner. Brought stranded people gas, checked on suspicious stuff. But it's like anything else, stupid people + beer equals trouble. Especially on a hot day when it's compounded.

 

[Succulent-one]

well.... first.... it is not a "wave runner".... those are the big ass hulled small boat type personal watercraft that everybody rides and that gives us guys that ride the standups a bad name.... the wave runners can be ridden by any idiot..... and many do just that.... and when you are stupid enough to add a few beers to the mix and a dose of ignorance, you get problems on the water.... you will very rarely see the wave runners in the surf because people would die quickly because of their size and weight.... it is bad enough landing badly with a freestyle standup on top of you but a wave runner would simply crush you.....

as for my last remark..... aside from being right on..... I would hope that you would not violate your word..... and besides, given their shape, you could make more use of those bananas then I could......

I stand corrected

 

[Calvin]

I stand corrected

cool.... now it would be my turn to say...

"Geeze......what kind of mood are you in!"

 

[Calvin]

Not all of us waverunner dudes are bad, and yes they can be ridden by any idiot. Useful, though, becasue they're usually powerful enough for kneeboarding and stuff.

I've done nice things on my waverunner. Brought stranded people gas, checked on suspicious stuff. But it's like anything else, stupid people + beer equals trouble. Especially on a hot day when it's compounded.

Freddy - absolutely.... I fully agree with you (I have done the same sort of things for others that you mentiioned also).... in addition to my 2 freestyle standups I also own a fairly highly modified waverunner..... and I enjoy taking it out from time to time altho it bores me pretty quickly..... but I never drink when I am on the water and I have a great respect for all others on the river or in the surf.... and all my friends are the same way.... in fact, many of my friends never even ride the rivers anymore because they do not want to put up with the nuts..... there are most certainly good people out there but there are also a lot of people with no brains and a strong affinity for swilling down the alcohol.....

btw.... what sort of waverunner you riding ?

 

[Succulent-one]

cool.... now it would be my turn to say...

"Geeze......what kind of mood are you in!"

I could say something very smart alecky like...you can kiss my beautiful white ass......but you would take it the wrong way LOL

Well, maybe I need someone to kiss my beautiful white ass.....

 

[Calvin]

I could say something very smart alecky like...you can kiss my beautiful white ass......but you would take it the wrong way LOL

Well, maybe I need someone to kiss my beautiful white ass.....

well that obviously is an assumption.... and I try to never assume myself.... but I do not beleive that I would take it the wrong way (whatever way that is)..... but I still suggest that you get your "friend" with the nice ass to stop by..... that way you can both kiss each others asses....

ta da !... problem solved..... makes perfect sense to me......

 

[FreddyKneeChi]

I also own a fairly highly modified waverunner..... and I enjoy taking it out from time to time altho it bores me pretty quickly.....

btw.... what sort of waverunner you riding ?

that's the thing, I've ridden it once in the past 6 or 7 years (my brother borrowed it, destroyed the engine, and couldn't find time to get it fixed in the 5 years he had it) and I was kinda bored, actually.
It's a very old, purple Yamaha with a (now) rebuilt engine, so it's not a speedy watercraft. Still, I can usually get a nice jump going if there's a big enough yacht. God, I love catching air on that tank...
The Columbia up near Kennewick, where I used to ride, is pretty nice. That's in terms of other boats and scenery. But down here in PDX it's not as nice, too crowded on good weather days.
I'm right with you about rivers, if you really want to have fun, find a nice big lake. You just have to be really considerate if you spy some people fishing, cause you'll ruin it quick.

 

[Calvin]

that's the thing, I've ridden it once in the past 6 or 7 years (my brother borrowed it, destroyed the engine, and couldn't find time to get it fixed in the 5 years he had it) and I was kinda bored, actually.
It's a very old, purple Yamaha with a (now) rebuilt engine, so it's not a speedy watercraft. Still, I can usually get a nice jump going if there's a big enough yacht. God, I love catching air on that tank...
The Columbia up near Kennewick, where I used to ride, is pretty nice. That's in terms of other boats and scenery. But down here in PDX it's not as nice, too crowded on good weather days.
I'm right with you about rivers, if you really want to have fun, find a nice big lake. You just have to be really considerate if you spy some people fishing, cause you'll ruin it quick.

well my runner is a 1995 2 seater Yamaha but the engine is very fresh and quite modified.... it gets with it very nicely.... altho I still get tromped by the big triples like the 1100's..... we love to catch the wake on the tour boats on the Willamette but the ultimate is always the surf.... or working on your barrel rolls in the river..... the standups are the way to go....

here's a pic of my current kawa.....

 

[FreddyKneeChi]

looks like a nice 'ski, dude

 

[Calvin]

looks like a nice 'ski, dude

yep..... fun to ride .... here's a shot of the motor......

anytime you want to ride..... let me know.....

 

[Calvin]

and then there is the Yamaha su......

 

[Calvin]

and a redhead for you......

 

[FreddyKneeChi]

f'in A. I wouldn't mind dragging around on one of those. I pretty much don't have anymore time until November, and by then the weather will be all shitty.

Oh, well, if the offer's open next year, I may just take you up on it dude.

 

[Calvin]

f'in A. I wouldn't mind dragging around on one of those. I pretty much don't have anymore time until November, and by then the weather will be all shitty.

Oh, well, if the offer's open next year, I may just take you up on it dude.

np.... it will always be open.... I always love to take people out to ride.... I am about to hang them up for the year anyway..... it has been a busy summer and while I rode a lot, it was not as much as I normally do.....

 

[FreddyKneeChi]

btw, I was referring to the 'ski earlier. Not the redhead, lol. Although if I found one of those and she went temporarily blind...
She's nice, though. Tad too skinny/fake-boob looking for me. I can't tell if she's a natural redhead, either, the color of her OSU-mascot is covered by the black thing.
If I could post a copyright pic I'd show you my favorite internet cutiepie.

 

[Calvin]

btw, I was referring to the 'ski earlier. Not the redhead, lol. Although if I found one of those and she went temporarily blind...
She's nice, though. Tad too skinny/fake-boob looking for me. I can't tell if she's a natural redhead, either, the color of her OSU-mascot is covered by the black thing.
If I could post a copyright pic I'd show you my favorite internet cutiepie.

yes.... I know you were refering to the ski.... but I have always noticed your sig line so I thought I would give her to you.... despite what S1 says, I am really a nice guy....lol

 

[FreddyKneeChi]

despite what S1 says, I am really a nice guy....lol

I'm sure you are, bro, and I appreciate any red's I can get.

Uhh, was I supposed to believe anything S1 says? It seems she has her share of grand tales of adventure...

 

[Calvin]

I'm sure you are, bro, and I appreciate any red's I can get.

Uhh, was I supposed to believe anything S1 says? It seems she has her share of grand tales of adventure...

well.... I would not know.... I do know she has a few years under her belt so at least if you look at it from the time perspective then there is the possibiity she has experienced a lot....

But just ask her yourself.... she is open enough to tell you.... maybe you can talk her into adding to her first story...... I do know she has more.... she once told me a short story of how she "repaid" someone for fixing her car...... so who knows.....

 

[FreddyKneeChi]

But just ask her yourself.... she is open enough to tell you.... maybe you can talk her into adding to her first story...... I do know she has more.... she once told me a short story of how she "repaid" someone for fixing her car...... so who knows.....

Believe it or not, after reading her "Pumpkin Patch," I don't think she's raunchy enough for me.

 

[Succulent-one]

Geeze Freddy....have you been taking nasty lessons from Calvin??? Well neither one of you deserves to kiss my beautiful white ass.

 

[Readyinaz]

It's Sunday! Good morning. How are we all doing?

 

[Succulent-one]

It's Sunday! Good morning. How are we all doing?

Hey Readyinaz....I see you live in Salem. I was there most of the day today on business. I am working in the Portland area for a couple of days, before I head to the East side......I need to get home, I have firewood being delivered that needs to be stacked.