Oranges...

[Ravenloft]

I just realized how wonderful an orange really is... Mowed down that little baby in no time! God, that was good, nearly better than sex! All juicy, crisp, and cool! MMM! Nothing like an orange, nothing at all... Yep, thems good eatins!

 

[kitsuke]

Oranges better than sex? hmmm.....


*runs off to do kinky, illicit, nasty and possibly illegal things to his produce*

 

[Valdimer]

Better than sex? I dont know about that dude......

Wouldnt you much rather be eating a tasty apple? Mmmmmm, now there is good eatins, and they even have a saying made especially for them......"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away."

, I'm gonna go get me one of them there reddish bundles of joy right now!!

*runs into kitchen*

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Oranges are great

I have a weakness for oranges.. simply love the way they smell... their sweetness exploding in my mouth ... simply delicious.

 

[PacificBlue]

Hmm...I think I'll have to go with Ravenloft on this one...


Valdimer...think sweet orange juice dripped all over your lover and then you gently suck off the juice...making you both sticky...which leads you to a long shower together...which leads...well you decide

 

[Ravenloft]

Oranges better than sex? hmmm.....


*runs off to do kinky, illicit, nasty and possibly illegal things to his produce*

You can love your produce, just don't LOVE your produce there Kit... EW!

Val, fuck the apple! Apples are gross! Apples are nasty! Apples are evil! Just ask Adam! He knows!

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: Oranges are great

I have a weakness for oranges.. simply love the way they smell... their sweetness exploding in my mouth ... simply delicious.

Yep, its the bursting, exploding, gushing thing that does it for me too! Its like a party in my mouth! Har har har!

 

[Valdimer]

Lmao, that just goes to show that chicks dig apples! (that didnt make sense, but oh well)

Pacificblue..............

My shower or yours?

 

[Rubyfruit]

How can you possibly compare an orange to a peach?

The firm flesh yeilding to your mouth as you bite into it. The sweet juices running down your chin as you taste it's nectar. The feel of it's soft fur on your tongue as you lap up it's honey.

Ruby

 

[Ravenloft]

Hmm...I think I'll have to go with Ravenloft on this one...


Valdimer...think sweet orange juice dripped all over your lover and then you gently suck off the juice...making you both sticky...which leads you to a long shower together...which leads...well you decide

I'd rather use wine in an erotic manner personally... I just like to eat oranges... I really don't like getting all sticky while having sex... But if its wine, you get that pleasant tingle and stuff, its nice...

 

[Valdimer]

I am getting some major sexual undertones from alot of you people........

Now strawberries......there is a passion fruit.....

 

[Ravenloft]

But Ruby... I didn't buy any peaches... All I have are oranges...

I don't like the super hard peaches, they don't have the taste really...

 

[Mensa]

You're all wrong!

The sexiest fruit is a banana. And you don't even need to eat it!

 

[Ravenloft]

I am getting some major sexual undertones from alot of you people........

Now strawberries......there is a passion fruit.....

The way Elisabeth Hurly eats them... Ahhh, YEAH!

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: You're all wrong!

The sexiest fruit is a banana. And you don't even need to eat it!

Funny, I don't find banana's the least bit sexy... Nope, not a bit...

 

[Valdimer]

Kim Bassinger did a pretty good job too, In 9 1/2 weeks....

She did a pretty good job with alot of other food too.......

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: You're all wrong!

The sexiest fruit is a banana. And you don't even need to eat it!

Yes, bananas! You are so right, Mensa. Ummm....just the thought of slowly pealing one and sliding it into my hungry mouth makes my juices flow.

Ruby

 

[Valdimer]

Eatin a bannana like that is pretty damn sexy!

 

[Ravenloft]

...Not when you do it Val... You sicko!

 

[Valdimer]

Now Rave, my dear old friend.......Dont make me tell these fine people here about your exploits with a cucumber, that sailor, and a popsicle.....

I dont think you want that told, now do you????

 

[Ravenloft]

Val, do you really think they want to hear about your wet dreams?

 

[Valdimer]

Hey now.....they arent mine. No way.

Maybe you dont remember because of all that beer you had that night?

 

[Ravenloft]

They always try to blame it on the beer... *Sigh* If it was my wet dream there would have been a hula girl in it ya twit! Ergo it must have been YOUR wet dream...