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Um... both?



I'll share if you do!

Okay, "The Knight's Night" By Kilgore Trout & Richard Bachmann

"Once upon a time in a far away land..."

Crap. Twenty pages of, setup and character development. Metaphor, simile, heavy symbolism. There's a lyric poem here.

That's a lot of exposition. Give me a minute, I'll skip to the dirty part...

The brave Knight happened upon the dark-haired Lady Eliza and her blonde half-sister Heidi bathing in the stream with their red-headed Irish maid Colleen

...good start... I like having a variety, spice of life, right? Skip ahead a bit

"Rust prevented him from removing his codpiece and his little soldier strained against the cold hard steel..."

Poor Sir Knight. I wonder if Colleen brought a can opener? Give me a few minutes...
 
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