Oral Fixations

[Madame Pandora]

Okay, I admit it. I have one.

No pen or pencil goes unchewed.

Gum is a food group.

And….much as it makes everyone I know cringe, I like to munch on Scotch tape.

Who else out there? Fess up. You can see your pencil cup from here. Are all those little Pilot pens nibbled and gnawed?

MP

 

[CoolCucumber]

Hmmmm...only pen caps. Does that count?
-CoolCucumber

 

[Angel]

How in the world did you ever start munching scotch tape?

ALL of my pens are chewed up. I have an enormous stash of gum in my car/purse/desk/jacket/nightstand.

I gnaw on the rim of styrofoam coffee cups.

I used to eat off my nails for the longest time...pencils are much more chewy nowadays.

Cigarettes are as much as hand to mouth habit as the addiction to nicotine...when I can't smoke and I need to there is always either a blow pop or a toothpick hanging out of my mouth.

 

[MysteryJKR]

tape!! eeewwww!!!!!

I actually got none. Ive never once stuck a pen or a pencil in my mouth and bit on it and stuff even when i was in school. I dont even think i sucked my thumb much if any really when i was a baby. hehe.

maybe I should start. so i can be in the "cool" crown. hehe.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I often chew gum, but I did have a friend years ago who was a golfer and he used to have golf "T"s in his pocket all the time and one in his mouth being chewed most of the time....wierd.

 

[nitengale]

GUM...or straws.

 

[DevilMayCare]

My god, I thought this was a thread about talking too much.

 

[Mistress]

Gum, pen tops....

Biting nails...then I also chew on the skin around my nails. Shrugs

 

[Madame Pandora]

DMC - I can see where the title, pared with my name as the thread starter would lead you to that conclusion.

Scotch tape is very satisfying to chew on. First of all, it has to be fresh tape. Nothing plucked from a wall, etc. You have the initial "crunchy" feel as it crinkles in your teeth. Then, the little pieces and adhesive make this soft, pulpy mass that you can chew for a few minutes before it all goes to mush and you have little pieces to spit out. Experienced tape chewers know when it reaches this odd "soft-ball stage" and can spit it into the trashcan before it degenerates completely.

Then there’s gum for those not up to the challenge. LOL

What can I say? I like putting things in my mouth.

MP

 

[nitengale]

Scotch tape is very satisfying to chew on. First of all, it has to be fresh tape. Nothing plucked from a wall, etc. You have the initial "crunchy" feel as it crinkles in your teeth. Then, the little pieces and adhesive make this soft, pulpy mass that you can chew for a few minutes before it all goes to mush and you have little pieces to spit out. Experienced tape chewers know when it reaches this odd "soft-ball stage" and can spit it into the trashcan before it degenerates completely.

I almost want to see for myself. Almost.

 

[Expertise]

DMC - I can see where the title, pared with my name as the thread starter would lead you to that conclusion.

Scotch tape is very satisfying to chew on. First of all, it has to be fresh tape. Nothing plucked from a wall, etc. You have the initial "crunchy" feel as it crinkles in your teeth. Then, the little pieces and adhesive make this soft, pulpy mass that you can chew for a few minutes before it all goes to mush and you have little pieces to spit out. Experienced tape chewers know when it reaches this odd "soft-ball stage" and can spit it into the trashcan before it degenerates completely.

Then there’s gum for those not up to the challenge. LOL

What can I say? I like putting things in my mouth.

MP

All the same.... I don't want any of you biters blowing me

 

[Problem Child]

Mostly boogers and scabs if I got any. Oh, and toenail clippings make a nice munchy sound when you bite them.

 

[DevilMayCare]

What can I say? I like putting things in my mouth.

MP

I'm appreciating the great restraint of board members who have not gone where any self-respecting pervert would go with this topic. But I chew on scotch tape too and my lips are sealed.

 

[CoolCucumber]

Wow...spitting tape intot the trash. Never thought I'd be hearing that! LOL But I do know when I'm out at a bar or restaraunt, I'm looking for the straw chewing ladies...
-CoolCucumber

 

[Madame Pandora]

All the same.... I don't want any of you biters blowing me

Awww, Expertise. Oral fixation isn't all about biting. Some of us just like to roll things against our tongues too.

MP

 

[Madame Pandora]

Wow...spitting tape intot the trash. Never thought I'd be hearing that! LOL But I do know when I'm out at a bar or restaraunt, I'm looking for the straw chewing ladies...
-CoolCucumber

Nawww. You should be looking for the girls having the "cherry stem" contests.

I'm a medalist in that sport.

MP

 

[Problem Child]

Ms. P.

Tie a Dodger dog in a knot, then I'll be impressed.

 

[CoolCucumber]

You know, being a guy, my friends all find it amusing that I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tounge.
-CoolCucumber

 

[Iris]

Chewing

I chewed on everything as a kid. My shirt collars, my hair, my pencils, my nails until they bled, nothing was safe. I stopped chewing my nails sometime in high school, I don't remember when, and the collar and hair thing was only a couple of years around 2nd grade. I still smoke, and if I have gum on me, I chew piece after piece. Chain chewing, I guess.

 

[DarlingBri]

Smoking

Sad, I know. But there you have it.

I think ciggies are the adult equivilant of security blankets. Some kids need 'em, some kids don't.

 

[Ravenloft]

I chew...

...Therefore, I am?

 

[Dillinger]

I'm sorry but the scotch tape thing is just... just... YUCK!

DMC did hit the big one on the... uh... head. For me its talking (or the cyber equivalant of talking which is typing - guess that's not really an oral fixation though?)

My other one is... cigars. Though I've recently started smoking a pipe as well, I just love cigars...

 

[lilfrk]

Yep, I've got one too. Pens, pencils, gum, mints, cock...you name it it goes in my mouth. But my all time favorite is my cross. I chew it all the time. I like the feel and taste of the metal in my mouth. I like the clink it makes against my teeth and the best part of all is rubbing the hardness of it against the roof of my mouth.

 

[DevilMayCare]

My other one is... cigars. Though I've recently started smoking a pipe as well, I just love cigars...

And sometimes, my dear, a cigar is just a cigar...

 

[Ravenloft]

No, wait... Thats not it...

I am because Sparky thinks I am!

Thats it isn't it?!

Thats fucking it!

I chose door number three!!!

Show me! Show me what I won!!!

Damn it all to fucking hell, what did I win!!!

*Whips out uzi and blows the hell out of Vannah.*

*Turning the gun onto the conveniently placed game show host.*

ALRIGHT PAT SAJACK! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! NOW!!!