Sid Onmyface
Really Experienced
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- Apr 15, 2002
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OOC: Tom Henry. 43 years old. 5'10" 200 pounds. Thick black hair all over. Black eyes.
IC: When I closed the Rothman account, my boss gave me a bottle of expensive scotch as a bonus. I was saving it for a speial occasion.
This morning my wife left me after twenty-two years of marriage.
Occasions didn't get more special than that.
I started pouring.
I was about a third of the way through the bottle when the doorbell rang. I was still mobile, but I had a pretty good buzz on.
For some stupid reason, I thought it was my wife coming back to beg my forgiveness.
Man, was I drunk. Before she stormed off, she made it clear that that was never going to happen.
I opened the door and was greeted by the improbable sight of an incredibly beautiful young lady.
"Hi, Mister Henry," she said. "Is Stacy home?"
I suddenly recognized her. She went to school with my 19 year old daughter.
What was her name again?
"No, she isn't," I said. "But she should be here in a few minutes. Why don't you come in and wait for her?"
My daughter was actually hours away, helping her mother get settled in her new home.
But I was drunk.
And I was single.
And I was starting to get ideas...
IC: When I closed the Rothman account, my boss gave me a bottle of expensive scotch as a bonus. I was saving it for a speial occasion.
This morning my wife left me after twenty-two years of marriage.
Occasions didn't get more special than that.
I started pouring.
I was about a third of the way through the bottle when the doorbell rang. I was still mobile, but I had a pretty good buzz on.
For some stupid reason, I thought it was my wife coming back to beg my forgiveness.
Man, was I drunk. Before she stormed off, she made it clear that that was never going to happen.
I opened the door and was greeted by the improbable sight of an incredibly beautiful young lady.
"Hi, Mister Henry," she said. "Is Stacy home?"
I suddenly recognized her. She went to school with my 19 year old daughter.
What was her name again?
"No, she isn't," I said. "But she should be here in a few minutes. Why don't you come in and wait for her?"
My daughter was actually hours away, helping her mother get settled in her new home.
But I was drunk.
And I was single.
And I was starting to get ideas...