Opinionated Aussie.

[AusTess]

It seems i have an opinion on just about everything.
So i thought i'd open this thread so that i dont feel so bad about posting.
Ya know how some people like the sound of their own voice?
I'm like that with what i write.*l*

 

[AusTess]

I guess I'll just shut up now.
gets kinda sad when you answer yourself.

 

[Celestiale]

Awwww!! No no!! Welcome to Lit!! Nice to meetcha!

 

[AusTess]

*L*Thank you.
The vow of silence dont sit well with me.
Hiya.
It's nice to be here.

 

[Samuari]

I'm lost

Is this a thread about have opininated Aussies? or about Aussies that are opininated? What if I just have opinions? Do they count? Who's keeping score, anyway.

 

[Celestiale]

It's a thread on how to keep opinionated Aussies from leaving our Lit family.

I'll keep score.

 

[AusTess]

Opinions?
Who cares about opinions.
I'm menstruating.
I need chocolate damnitt.

 

[AusTess]

Wow.
I'm no longer a virgin.
But am now classed as experienced.
And i didn't have to swallow.

good deal!!
*Raises my glass*
Who's keeping score?

 

[Samuari]

I will

And you're way ahead, babe. So...want some choclate? I happen to have a new box of Gerebaldii. Course I only eat it naked.

 

[AusTess]

chocolate,box and nekkid.
All in the same paragraph.


Where have you been all my life?

 

[Samuari]

Right here, in Laurel's Kingdom of Lit. where all your dreams cum.

 

[Celestiale]

All my dreams do WHAT??

Damn...they're sure takin their own sweet time about it then!



Pass me that chocolate, I'm just starting too...ugh!

 

[AusTess]

*Passes the chocolate*
I recommend drugs.

 

[Samuari]

You could come sit on my face. <licks eyebrows>

 

[Celestiale]

You could come sit on my face. <licks eyebrows>

Not this week I can't!

 

[Samuari]

How come? I've earned my "Red Wings". Really I have, and unless you haven't bathed reciently, or have an infection, I"m certin that you are as taisty as can be.

 

[Celestiale]

Oh my my myyyyy.....such thoughts swirling in my head! Well, I'm still a virgin in that area!

*runs off to contemplate the idea, giggling like a school girl*

 

[Samuari]

Hey come back here, wench!

I was just getting started with you, and where did that sexy Ausy go? Down/under of course!

 

[AusTess]

I'm here.
I've had THE most exhausting weekend,sitting by the pool.
*Sighs*
It's a hard life.

 

[Samuari]

Exhasted from sitting by the pool? What business are you in?

 

[AusTess]

Well,in between sitting i mowed the lawn,done the washing,prepared dinner,bathed the kid,made lunches for school and work,done the dishes,done grocery shopping and after all that i STILL performed my wifely duties of the horizontal type.

 

[Samuari]

Well,in between sitting i mowed the lawn,done the washing,prepared dinner,bathed the kid,made lunches for school and work,done the dishes,done grocery shopping and after all that i STILL performed my wifely duties of the horizontal type.

Duties? should be more of a celebration. Sounds like you just keep the guy around for stud service, not that that's not a bad idea, sometimes.

 

[Celestiale]

*sneaks back in*

Hmmmm? Meee?? I didn't go anywhere...

My day was way more relaxed than yours, AusTess...my my! I sat around in pain and played on my PS2 while my son watched me and my husband ran after our 2 year old.

No wifely duties for me...I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

 

[AusTess]

When and if he complains about the stud arrangement,or when he starts charging a cover fee,then we'll think about that.


Pain?Why are you in pain?
PS2?
You got a PS2?
Please dont tell me boy that.
He'll throw a 'nana.

 

[Celestiale]

*grins* You can buy the PS2's directly from the Sony website. Pain...errr...yeah...the monthly thing. I have bad pain and bleeding for at least 7 days, sometimes more. *cries*

The first few days are the worst...