Opera, cartoons, and butt-singing.

[Belegon]

They're so good with their hands.

Horn players, on the other hand . . .

whereas we bass guitar players concentrate more on versatile fingers...

just sayin'

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

What's the last thing a bass player says in a band?

"Hey guys, I wrote a song."

Oh, don't get me started on musician jokes.

I know 'em for every single instrument.

 

[Belegon]

What's the last thing a bass player says in a band?

"Hey guys, I wrote a song."

Yeah, but if wasn't for us reeling in the other drunken fools no one would ever get to a gig on time...

 

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[Guest]

Kazoo?

Jews Harp?

What's the first thing a Kazoo player says at work?

Would you like fries with that?


What do you call a groupie who hangs around and annoys musicians?

A jew's harp player.

(mouth harp is more common now)

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Might want to sniff it once on a while.

Just to be sure.

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

 

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[Guest]

Pardon me. I was never politically correct. A spade is a spade. You can call it a shovel if you like.

Just don't call 'em a musician.

 

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[Antfarmer77]

On Nicktoons, there is a commercial that uses music from the opera Carmen as background.

I guess you should be thankful they didn't use The 1812 Overture

 

[Guest]

I knew there was an appropriate thread for this.