Opening Sentences.

[sr71plt]

I dont know if its witty but its pithy.

And it saves on punctuation.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

He Showed Me His, I Showed Him Mine, And When He Looked Sufficiently Impressed With Mine's Length And Girth, He Put His Back In His Pocket; My Knife Was Bigger.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

How did he get his back in his pocket? Was he a contortionist?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

How did he get his back in his pocket? Was he a contortionist?

I said kinda the same remark to a lieutenant once. I saluted and he stopped me wanting to know why my hat wasnt on my head, and i said, CUZ I CANT FIT MY HEAD IN MY BACK POCKET.

 

[sr71plt]

I said kinda the same remark to a lieutenant once. I saluted and he stopped me wanting to know why my hat wasnt on my head, and i said, CUZ I CANT FIT MY HEAD IN MY BACK POCKET.

I don't know why you couldn't. You certainly are able to get your head into your ass quite often.

 

[SamScribble]

Either forswear fucking others or the affair is over. (Sabbath’s Theater by Philip Roth)