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[laurel-marie]

Things happen even to those who are safety conscious or well organized. Some can be non-harmful and wind up sending those involved into a fit of giggles, or can be somewhat painful(not the pain intended or desired) ending the scene immediately.

For us it has been:
kids interupting
a fire
toys breaking
falling out the bed
back going out
false labor

One funny incident:
Leaving right in the middle of sex to chase a fish stealing racoon


Has anything unexpected happend during a scene to either end it or change the mood of the scene?

 

[h_i_s]

For us it has been:
phone ringing
kids waking
broke toy
unintentional drawing of blood (my fault, ... i moved--no serious or long term damage, but of course we had to stop to be certain, etc)

With the exception of the last example, it only caused a brief interuption to our activities... normally we just pick back up where we left off ...

 

[ShyGuy68]

a fire

You can't say something like this, without providing more details!!

 

[laurel-marie]

You can't say something like this, without providing more details!!

The fire wasn't caused by any exotic playing, wish i could say it was.

The fire was on a neighbors deck and was spotted by me while holding on the bedframe (in front of a window)for support.

 

[jasonlf]

The fire wasn't caused by any exotic playing, wish i could say it was.

The fire was on a neighbors deck and was spotted by me while holding on the bedframe (in front of a window)for support.

Dom: "Tell me you like it"

sub: "Oh! Fire!"

Dom: "Yeah, I set you on fire"

sub: "No, FIRE!"



sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Liana26]

The fucking RA knocking at my door. Thank God we're moving into a house.

 

[curiousjen]

my pet rat escaping! O wasn't very happy, to say the least.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

So far...just the cry of a infant. When he screams we answer.

 

[DVS]

So far...just the cry of a infant. When he screams we answer.

Playing with my violet wand, one lovely Spring afternoon...kind of like this one, except that I'm alone.

Anyway, one of those midwestern thunderstorms we get in the Spring and Summer, came up and it got pretty violent. We didn't really notice, until the electricity went out. I thought the wand blew a breaker or something, but lightening had struck a near by sub-station.

P.S.
Long ago, when I was just casual dating, I don't think I turned this gal on. She let me do pretty much anything I wanted to her tits, but when my hand went for her zipper she said "no, it's my time of the month. Sorry."

Well, I didn't bellieve her. She said "yes, I'm telling the truth. Do you want to see the string?"

To this day, which is about 25 years later...when she asked me if I wanted to see the string, I should have called her bluff. She had a thing for letting guys go to a certain point and no more. I never went out with her, again.

 

[shy slave]

Things happen even to those who are safety conscious or well organized. Some can be non-harmful and wind up sending those involved into a fit of giggles, or can be somewhat painful(not the pain intended or desired) ending the scene immediately.



One funny incident:
Leaving right in the middle of sex to chase a fish stealing racoon

In the words of shyguy...

You can't say something like this, without providing more details!!

 

[graceanne]

Well, their's the baby crying, but I'm pretty sure all the parents on here have been interrupped by that. Other than that was when A (she was 5 at the time) got out of bed to say "Mommy, I heard a funny noise!"

Someday, I swear to god, we are gonna get a house where we dont' share a wall with any of the kids.

 

[laurel-marie]

In the words of shyguy...

You can't say something like this, without providing more details!!

WE have Koi in the pond outside under my bedroom window, and they would disappear every few months(usually when they grew to a decent size). I would then replenish the pond with more koi. It was driving me nuts, because I could never catch the balsted beast eating the fish. Finally, one night, while things were getting hot...I heard a splash. I knew it was the culpret stealing my fish, and there was no way it was going to get away with it. So, up I jumped, and out I ran...naked...screaming and chasing the stupid racoon (who, by the way, had a fish in it's mouth ). I did not catch it, but when I went back in, my husband was doubled over laughing and I was fuming mad. Funny part is, the racoon never came back.

 

[DVS]

WE have Koi in the pond outside under my bedroom window, and they would disappear every few months(usually when they grew to a decent size). I would then replenish the pond with more koi. It was driving me nuts, because I could never catch the balsted beast eating the fish. Finally, one night, while things were getting hot...I heard a splash. I knew it was the culpret stealing my fish, and there was no way it was going to get away with it. So, up I jumped, and out I ran...naked...screaming and chasing the stupid racoon (who, by the way, had a fish in it's mouth ). I did not catch it, but when I went back in, my husband was doubled over laughing and I was fuming mad. Funny part is, the racoon never came back.

So, if I understand you correctly, if we set traps and put out poison food, buy Liquid Fence, and even build a fence, etc., we are all doing it wrong? We just need a nekid woman to run after the varmints and be done with it?

You could go into business. Branch out for deer getting into people's trash, and in some areas bears, too. You could start a franchise business. Shit, just think of the single men out there who would call, saying they've got racoons, or possums, etc. You nekid women would come and ( of course, your uniform would be your birthday suit, and you'd have to be wearing it while waiting for the so called varmint to show...) wait in the shadows for the varmint to arrive so you could chase them away.

But, the thing is, there might not be a varmint. Actually, the varmint could be the single man who hired you, in the first place. He'd be sitting to the side, maybe a beer in his hand, making sure he gets his money's worth. You could be there quite a while, before some varmint comes along. You'd better be sure you charge by the hour, and not by the varmint!

Oh, and where do I sign up for you to come over? I've got these stray dogs that keep coming over into my yard...

 

[laurel-marie]

You play with open windows?? how brave.

No windows were ever, nor will ever be violated by me.
Geeze, what kinda pervert do you think I am?

 

[DVS]

A little fish net baggie of Irish springs ivory soap (1/4 bar) keeps deer off of trees, trash, flowers, anything.

I don't know if it repels them just by the smell, or if they're attracted by the smell enough to nibble at it first, and then decide that everything there must taste like soap. In anycase, for deer at least, that really works.

Sure, I know this, but don't live in an area where deer get that close.

And, I think you are missing the point of my post. The point is not in hiring her to ward off varmints, but actaully to see laurel-marie in all of her naked spender, as she's
(1) standing watch for the so called varmint to arrive
and
(2) on the run after any varmints that happen along.

It's doubtful any would be found in my area. So, laurel-marie would just be hanging around, in waiting...a naked laurel-marie. Now that's surely worth the price of a varmint chasing buisness venture.

 

[laurel-marie]

Sure, I know this, but don't live in an area where deer get that close.

And, I think you are missing the point of my post. The point is not in hiring her to ward off varmints, but actaully to see laurel-marie in all of her naked spender, as she's
(1) standing watch for the so called varmint to arrive
and
(2) on the run after any varmints that happen along.

It's doubtful any would be found in my area. So, laurel-marie would just be hanging around, in waiting...a naked laurel-marie. Now that's surely worth the price of a varmint chasing buisness venture.

LOL....now you should know not to buy something site unseen. Remember, I am chasing varmints away, not drawing them to me. I might be a sight, just not what is expected

But your flattery is appreciated.

 

[Leolover711]

I would hire her full time even if I didn't have any varmints, just to watch her run naked!

BTW- My sister and brother in law has koi pond that was being pillfered by racoons. One night after trying everything, short of hiring laurel, my brother in law, shot at the racoon with a pellet gun. The racoon ran off, but when my b-i-l stepped out the front door in the morning, he stepped right in a pile of racoon shit!