Ooooooo cum on baby work that tongue

[SpankMaster Flex]

"Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again."

The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

About the only truly intelligent thing Heinlein ever wrote.

 

[Gingersnap]

HUH???

 

[Patryn]

Really, Ginger. What the hell is it lately with people posting total nonsense?

 

[MADDOG]

I think maybe this was meant fot the favorite quotations thread? Am I right?

MADDOG

 

[KillerMuffin]

Really, Ginger. What the hell is it lately with people posting total nonsense?

Patryn you sexy sweetie, it's merely the swing to the opposite side of the pendulum. People around here have been taking themselves much too seriously of late. Even I have been guilty. A little nonsense might do us some good.

 

[Never]

Really, Ginger. What the hell is it lately with people posting total nonsense?

Yeeessssssssssssssssss!
Master, I have done as You commanded and Your power is being felt throughout the Lit Realm. Soon the board will be awash with meaningless nonsense and You shall awaken to rule this site.. and then...
THE WORLD!

Shout it with me people:
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! 4

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I call dibs on Western Europe.

 

[Cheyenne]

I think maybe this was meant fot the favorite quotations thread? Am I right?

MADDOG

Sounds right to me. Spanky just posted another one that made no sense on a new thread- maybe they are favorite quotations of some kind.

Will one of the Newbie police please give Spanky lessons on how to post to a current thread?

 

[Ian1]

Says you...

About the only truly intelligent thing Heinlein ever wrote. [/B]

Heinlein was a great writer, and I am not going to sit here all day just to prove it with fact. Go read his Requiem, it has a lot of his speeches and lectures, along with comments from his peers. You will find he was extremly intelligent and a man FAR ahead of his time.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

"Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again."

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm tempted all the time. If I yielded to it all the time, I'd never get any work done.

Then again, maybe this Heinlein guy was right...

 

[Patryn]

Okay, my loyal subjects. I get the picture.

 

[scylis]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*gets distracted by a shiney object*







OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!6

how was that, Never?

 

[Cheri]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm tempted all the time. If I yielded to it all the time, I'd never get any work done.

Then again, maybe this Heinlein guy was right...

Are you by any chance doing your gynocology stint now? Then agian, I'm sure every woman you encounter wouldn't look like any old Playboy Bunny!

 

[SpankMaster Flex]

You are such a sweetie!!! Go spank Ramlick for me then

I think maybe this was meant fot the favorite quotations thread? Am I right?

MADDOG

Sounds right to me. Spanky just posted another one that made no sense on a new thread- maybe they are favorite quotations of some kind.

Will one of the Newbie police please give Spanky lessons on how to post to a current thread?

Lol sweet Cheyenne. If you had properly done your research you would note that this thread predates the favorite quotations thread. It would have been slightly impossible for me to post this to it. I would have waited, but Ramlick is not in the habit of sharing what threads he intends to start. I'm not as new as you think

By the way Cheyenne, will you marry me?

I am sorry if I offended you Ian. If you saw my bookshelves you would no doubt yell "OH MY GAWD WHAT THE HELL KIND OF MORON ARE YOU ANYWAY?????"

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Haha... no, Cheri. Not doing gyno right now. I'm doing internal medicine. I agree with one of my professors who defines gynocology as "too much of a good thing".

I'm doing gyno later this year, though, and they actually hire women to be subjects to teach us how to do the pelvic exam. While the student is poking around they say, "ok, that's the ovary" or "that's the cervix" or "oh, yeah... harder, harder, harder".

ok, so they don't really say that last one, but maybe if one of the sexy women from this board was one of these pelvic exam teachers...

 

[Rosebud]

I went to college for two years...that is enough hours to teach....want some private lessons?

 

[Never]

*Gives scylis a lolypop*

 

[Cheri]

Poor Olley, as soon as I put my feet up in those damn stirrups, my libido instantly refuses to work...and I have a cute gyno! Have to do that exam somewhere not quite so clinical.... I will be interested to see my gyno's face next week when he sees my new ummmm hair style

 

[Cheyenne]

Won't even notice

I will be interested to see my gyno's face next week when he sees my new ummmm hair style

Just went through that myself at my gyno visit in July with the "new hair style". I was worried initially, too, until everyone on this board told me bare was more common than I thought and the doc probably wouldn't even notice. She didn't bat an eye when she saw the new do (or lack thereof).

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: You are such a sweetie!!! Go spank Ramlick for me then

Lol sweet Cheyenne. If you had properly done your research you would note that this thread predates the favorite quotations thread. It would have been slightly impossible for me to post this to it. I would have waited, but Ramlick is not in the habit of sharing what threads he intends to start. I'm not as new as you think

By the way Cheyenne, will you marry me?

[/B]

Hmmm... now you have me curious Mr. "I'm not as new as you think." Not really a newbie? Changed ID? Long time lurker? Can't exactly marry you if I don't know who you are, can I?

Research? I barely have time to try to keep up with the new threads much less research them. Sorry, you and Ramlick really should coordinate better in the future just to make my life easier. Maybe he WILL start telling you his posting ideas in advance if you ask him.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: Re: You are such a sweetie!!! Go spank Ramlick for me then

Research? I barely have time to try to keep up with the new threads much less research them. Sorry, you and Ramlick really should coordinate better in the future just to make my life easier. Maybe he WILL start telling you his posting ideas in advance if you ask him.

For the love of God, why can't you men finally wake up and get it through your thick heads that EVERYTHING is all about the women.

Repeat after me, Men.

Yes dear. Anything for you. It's all about you. Whatever makes you happy, makes me happy.

Please say this with a smile and act like you mean it.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Rosie: *checking pelvic exam instruction rulebook*

Hmmm... I don't think it's college experience that's needed to qualify for this job. But I'm sure you have impeccable credentials, nevertheless.

Cheri: You obviously haven't been with the right gyno then. If he's good, he turns the lights down low, puts some Al Green on the stereo, and gives you a glass of chardonnay while he works.

And don't worry about the 'do... believe me, that's not an issue. If you've cleaned yourself recently, you're waaaaaaay ahead of the game.

 

[Cheri]

Cheri: You obviously haven't been with the right gyno then. If he's good, he turns the lights down low, puts some Al Green on the stereo, and gives you a glass of chardonnay while he works.

And don't worry about the 'do... believe me, that's not an issue. If you've cleaned yourself recently, you're waaaaaaay ahead of the game.

Yeah but you say even once, please scoot to the edge of the table, then it's all ruined!
And guess you're missing the point, I WANT him to notice! Hell I take a shower, shave everything appropriate and make sure my toes look nice before I go in! I am a horribly horny and bored housewife...woe is me