"Oodles and Oodles of Poodles"

[sirhugs]

The line just popped into my head as a great title. No plot to go with it. Plus, I'm not a 'dog person', so why would I write it?

If someone likes it, please use it.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

The line just popped into my head as a great title. No plot to go with it. Plus, I'm not a 'dog person', so why would I write it?

If someone likes it, please use it.

lol...extreme stories anyone?

 

[sirhugs]

ya know, after I posted, I saw that cumming, so immediately got working on a non dog story line. I still think a dog person needsto wwrite it. I also still like the title better than my plot, so PLEASE STEAL THIS TITLE

plot example only:

Shirley , of Shirley's Poodle Emporium , is busy getting a whole fleet of mutts ready for the big show. She called manpower, who sent over Raoul, an unemployed sheepshearer, as help. Now, with all the mutts packed in, Shirley's place gets warm, so she works in shorts and a halter, or an old sloopy man's T ( tyhe tank top style). She normally works alone, so isn't thinking about her near naked state. As they work, Raoul gets closeup peeks of Shirley's assets. As Shirley sweats, the T gets transparent. Soon, the last mutt is sheared, and raoul, unable to resist, tosses Shirley oonto the floor in the pile of fur, and has her....doggy style , of course.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I love this plot, especially the part with the girl, wearing a t-shirt.

Call me a pervert (or just call me NASCARaddicted), but when I see a woman wearing a shirt like that, I try to take a look "downblouse" on her nipples.

Just to show what I mean: Next to me, there is this young family with a dog. And since I have a dog, too, sometimes the neighbor wife (about 29) and I take them 2 for a walk together. She has small boobs (A-Cup I guess) and so, she never wears a bra. Many times, she bows down to pat her dog. And when she does this, many times, I am standing right in front of her, taking a long look "downblouse" on her nipples. And one time, she brushed the dog - all the time, she bowed down. I could see her nipples for something like 5 minutes - without a break ...

So, for the story: At first, everything is "normal". But then, Raoul notices that she doesn't wear a bra, and that he can look into her t-shirt (I think the correct english word is "neckline" ?) onto her breasts when she bows down. So from that one, he is standing in front of her. Or maybe he has to hold the dog, while she shears him. And at one time, one of the dogs tries to jump out of his arms ... so he grabs for it, but he misses the dog ... instead, he grabs her shirt and rips it apart ....

 

[Chicklet]

lol

Sirhugs, you really are being touched by a muse today! lol this is hilarious.

Chicklet

 

[sirhugs]

Re: lol

Sirhugs, you really are being touched by a muse today! lol this is hilarious.

Chicklet

thanks. I hope somebody writes it.

I see Antonio Banderas as Raoul in the movie version, or maybe kevin Kline reprising his faux Italian gigolo characterization from 'I Love you to Death'.

no idea who plays Shirley. Jessica Lange? Kim Basinger?

 

[Un-registered]

I think the correct english word is "neckline"

Yes but nerdspeak is "access port".

 

[sirhugs]

Yes but nerdspeak is "access port".

I thought that was the space between her thighs.

 

[Un-registered]

I thought that was the space between her thighs.

Access ports are provided to various standards. Some require physical connections and others are optical. Some accept input and allow output whereas others are designed as output only.

In one particular gender the the head can be regarded as a single output only port at audio frequencies.

 

[sirhugs]

In one particular gender the the head can be regarded as a single output only port at audio frequencies.

and its proof of the existence of a benevolent Being that women bother to listen to us.