OOC:The 'burbs The roleplay game...

Jagged

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When we all roleplay more often then not we escape to some fantasy world in some medieval setting or blasting into space. All the time neglecting adventure close to home.


The Suburbs leave plenty of room for adventure..... We have all seen the best selling game the SIMS and that had no real action. No aliens.....zombies.....and sex was lame. Well I have decided to bring in some sex and violence to the normal nuclear family.


You are the typical Suburban family residing in anytown USA (all family members over 18 please). The exception is that a bunch of Satan worshipping ritual killing well armed black robe wearing freaks have moved into the neighborhood.

Think you can take on a bunch of Satanists without being commandos? The lines have been drawn for battle. Protect your lush green lawns, children, pets and apple pie!!?!

Pickup your gulf club and shotgun and take the little creeps!!!
 
Welcome aboard for another adventure my friend.....Solo character or family? Up to you....mega amount of gear and possiblies here....
 
Solo Character.
College Graduate.

Todd Morseley.

-His house in the neighborhood had origionally belonged to his grandmother. She passed away a few years ago. Todd got it, and lives in it now. He's got a pretty good job in the city, and spends most of the rest of his time sitting on his porch, reading a book and enjoying the suburban life.

That and the fact he doesn't have to worry about finals anymore.

But those satanists had better watch out. He may not own any weapons himself, but some of grandpa's WWII gear might still be in the attic...
 
Perfect..I like it and am sure come time you will find some gear kept from Grandfather's honorable service. Being on the porch will give you a good view of the neighborhood.

Now we just need more neighbors besides the evil ones.



I think this is a dark comedy.
 
I would like to join this thread. I will post a character later.
 
Name: John Miller
Age:29

John is 6'0", 175 lbs, most of it muscle. He enjoys building things and working on his car, so he has all sorts of power tools in his garage. He has a wife, named Elise. She works from the home as a psychiatrist.
 
Father Douglas Avery

Aged 34

Father Avery is a mild-mannered Catholic priest, who has led a quiet life in suburbia for 2 years now. He gives sermons on Sundays, and makes house visits to the elderly and disabled. Father Avery is loving, forgiving, kind, generous, and a paranoid schizophrenic and collector of defensive weapons.

For several years now, Father Avery has been a closet schizophrenic. His alter ego is a Polish security guard named Stanislaus Grebinsk, a paranoid recluse known to be extremely aggressive when he feels threatened. Unknown to Father Avery, Stanislaus has constructed a fallout shelter in the backyard, which also serves as an observation post and arms depot. At night Stanislaus likes to set up observations of other neighbours for their protection, and is prone to patrolling the streets in combats and camo paint, carrying a hunting rifle.
 
Hmm.

A priest,...a college grad,...and a Mr. Fix-it.

Not a bad start. But we need more!

Go door to door! Spread the word of,...of,...People who say words?

... ... ... ...
 
A man takes a few days vaction and the neighborhood begins to fill up.......

Welcome to all they sound like many interesting characters, but still would like a few more to have a good fighting chance.

I would like to startup soon though.....Satan could be invading your neighborhood any day now.
 
Ehhh. He already lives in mine.
Ha-ha.

Seriously, though. It's fucking Florida in the summer and he's got the heat cranked up all the way. He wears all black and dresses in layers. Guess Earth's too cold for 'im, ehh?

lol.
 
Lol......Always love having you on board man. You keep it interesting.
 
Three players.........that is good but would love to have 4 to 6 players.....if I don't get them no big deal. I will start up very shortly (within the week).


Get ready to deal with these cult scum...
 
Mrs Mary o'Connell is a widow, aged 55. She leads a lonely life. She keeps five cats in her house, all with pet names. These cats are her life, and as such she would do anything to protect them.

The death of her husband two years ago has unhinged Mary slightly. Several times she has attacked the mailman, in the belief that he was trying to harm her 2nd favourite cat. mary's weapon of choice was a leather handbag, containing two cans of cat food. The mailman suffered severe bruising and superficial cuts to the face. As a result, her neighbours try to have as little contact with her as possible, knowing that her misdirected protective instinct could be inflicted upon them at any time.
As Mary's late husband was a security guard, she is suspected of sleeping with a can of CS and a steel flashlight by her bedside, in case any would-be cat thieves threaten her family of felines.
 
Dave Cheatham


Age 21

Dave is a football player for the local college. He's 5'9", 200 lbs and plays running back. Dave moved into the neighborhood about two months ago. He has no job but has a nice house and a brand new black 2004 Jaguar. Dave is expected to go in the top three of the NFL draft next year.

Watch out when crossing the street, Dave has a habit of speeding.
 
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John Doe.
36 year old Assistant executive at Corporation Inc. A large company that deals in something or other. He pays his taxes, always parts his hair on the right side, and is involved in the local rotary club.

Jane Doe.
35 year old stay at home wife. She is tall, blonde, and can bake a cake like nobody's business. She's head of the P.T.A., always goes to church on sunday's, and makes sure dinner is on the table at 6 o'clock sharp.


Rick Doe.
18 year old senior at high school. He's captain of the football team, wrestling team, and has a part time job at the local grocery store. He always comes home on time, and loves his parents.
 
Players........wow! This is off to a good start. Expect a launching by the end of the weekend. Thanks for coming out folks.



The Game is afoot...
 
Has this thread started? I didn't see it but I thought maybe you changed the name for the IC thread?
 
Have you guys started yet? I looked but I thought maybe you changed the name for the IC thread?
 
Back and feel free to join........thread will begin tonight.


Welcome to hell...........actually. Hell has come to the suburbs....... That could be a movie.
 
I'm sure you have enough characters for now but if you need someone later on let me know.
 
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