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He could also always be totally gay. I mean, spending all of that time in the change-room with all of those naked guys, tackling other sweaty guys who all want to get a hold of his ball...

And I think I'm done with that metaphor now.
 
Bluemage said:
He could also always be totally gay. I mean, spending all of that time in the change-room with all of those naked guys, tackling other sweaty guys who all want to get a hold of his ball...

And I think I'm done with that metaphor now.
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... Please tell me you know more about football than thinking the quarterback tackles people.
 
oreocookie said:
... Please tell me you know more about football than thinking the quarterback tackles people.
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Yes, I'm aware. The Quarterback is the one who passes the ball to people, or if his team's defense sucks, he himself gets tackled behind the line of scrimmage in a move called a 'sack', which has gay jokes of it's own.
 
OK. Phew. Scared me there for a moment, Magey.

Hey, I have a cousin who thinks that a touchdown is somehow related to hockey.
 
oreocookie said:
OK. Phew. Scared me there for a moment, Magey.

Hey, I have a cousin who thinks that a touchdown is somehow related to hockey.
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No. Hockey has Goals, assists, hat tricks, goalies, captains, defensemen, wingmen, penalties, and powerplays. They knock black pucks across ice with sticks.

Really, there are far less gay jokes that I can come up with in regards to hockey, but if you are looking for sexual jokes...

Hey babe, why don't you come with me, we can have our own little powerplay.
 
I know what hockey is. It's my cousin that's completely lost on all things related to sports.

She snickers.

Careful what you ask for, Magey.
 
Time to go put myself through some more pain and aggravation as I attempt to play S4 only to be booted from every game that I'm actually in from the beginning.
 
oreocookie said:
Hmmm?
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Yeah, see, when I posted that I started up S4, spent a few minutes looking for a game, joined a 30 minute game in the first half, and then had my connection to the game server terminated. That's how mad fast it is in stopping me from playing.

I dunno, maybe I should listen to Lee and get myself a Steam account, pick up some games that aren't horribly broken.
 
The suddenly getting tire? Oh yeah baby, I know it has.

haha, see what I did there?
 
I think I'mma put the IC up on Tuesday... So everyone should get their kinks worked out by then, and read over the others.
 
Oreo, you are playing the Jock?

Is that while you look for a male, or a permanent thing? *giggles*
 
I think I'll keep him. He's yummy. It'll be fun to play him.

Snuggles Yeishia.

Hi, by the way.
 
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