OOC for Philpot Treatment Center for the Insane

Are you more into serious threads or do you like comedy too?

  • Yes, I love the comedy bring it on.

    Votes: 3 50.0%
  • Either or. I take it either way.

    Votes: 3 50.0%
  • No, Sex is not funny. Stop Laughing! It isn\'t.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    6

ARaynes

Queen of Temptation
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This thread is not meant to offend anyone. I just was enjoying playing a crazy person I thought I would make a thread based on a mental hospital. This is the OOC thread to put your character in.

This is supposed to be a light hearted funny enjoyable thread.

My character is a woman with a little meat on her. She is 5'4" looks to weight about 154. She has size 38d boobs and long tight legs and ass.

She is called Bea. Her problem is not apparent apon first appearances.
 
OK, you got me, I'm in as one of my favorite Alice Cooper song characters (no not the ballad of Dwight Fry)...

She looked so slick and sassy
Rollin' down Rodeo Drive
She's got her daddy's black Corniche
And her Tennis Pro by her side

And she wants her mother's lover
To excercise her skill
And if she don't score him fast
She knows that her brother will...

<chorus>
Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills
I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills
I wanna live it up, get my kicks and thrills
Be her gigolo lover and send her the bills, yeah...

Well she cracked one day at Cartier
When things came to a head
They put her trinkets away
And wrapped her up instead

<chorus>

Oh she bit like a dog
And she screamed like hell
You aint takin' me to no padded cell
You better get your hands of my high priced tail...



So, that's the story of how Danni Sweets came to reside in this ward. She's 5'8", brunette with hazel eyes and the self-important, delisional, slutty vixen that the song describes.
 
Ok I’m not the best at comedy but I’ll try


Nam; Scott
Looks; 6’6 200 hazel eyes long eyelashes black silky hair that always dos what he wants it to do on the first try a nice deep tan well defined mussels
Personality: Very shy hasn’t sed a ward sense getting to the hospital can’t stand any one touching him cringes at the mere thought.
 
Welcome aboard you two....btw, My character has red hair and blue eyes....

And, since BF is the slutty vixen, I will be MPD.
 
Know it all Shrink!

Kinky Shrink in the house!! She thinks she can 'fix' these people and wont give up until she does.. A bit on the naughty side, will use any means she can think of (and get away with) to get the others 'sane' again.
She's in charge of this hospital out in the middle of no where, so you can image the shit she's gonna pull.. In a few I will post the rest of her intro and character stats...

ty Ar for the invite ;)
 
Jack De Boise

The only thing French about Jack is hs last name and his height 5' 4" on his tiptoes and his skill in going down on a woman, Being short he dosn't have all that far to go wich makes it nice for both him and his partner.

Other wise he's attractive in a roughshod sort of way a roustabout card playing wine drinking drifter. he'll tell you about how he came to be at Phillport in his first post.
 
Ya know, sweetp4u, I'm interested in how you're gonna tame the narcissistic slut by having sex... You want me... you want me... ;)
 
LOL, well peeps, (Haha) are we ready to get this thread on the road or should we wait?
 
Hey, I can't get that damn "Wish I were born in Beverly Hills" song outta my head now, so ya better not hold me back too long... ;)
 
Hmmmmm

See thats the thing tho... you deny the slut sex :D and fuck everyone else... lol
 
heh, that did cross my mind... the trouble is, a narcissist would then write her out the of equation for not paying attention to her... ;) Catch 22.
 
I though narcisistic was where they fell asleep witout notice?
 
No, that's narcolepsy... narcisism, or narcissitic personality disorder is a disorder whereby the person is self centered, wants to be the center of attention and tends to think of themselves as something special. It's named after Narcissus, a guy from a greek myth who ended up falling in love with his own reflection and pining away till he became the flower of the same name.
 
See, you learn something every day. LOL...I knew that..
Thanks for helping me.
 
lol

Well shit, Guess we gotta find another way to have 'special time' with your character BF, without the sex stuff...
hmmmm get me thinking I see..
 
Heh, you ladies always find ways to have fun with anyone's character... ;)
 
Sowwy

I posted my stuff in the wrong thread, I will get it edited and moved, just give me a few...
 
I like varied sex...violently serious sometimes...innocuously playful at other times...
 
I am the same way, but sex doesn't always have to be serious.....I mean, no offense, but look at the human body? Come on, it was made for laughs.
 
The human body? Sweetie, listen to the human mouth. Everyone has ended up saying something dumb, even, or maybe especially, at the times when their emotions are running riot. If you can't enjoy a laugh at the dumb things you do or say, including in bed (or wherever you prefer), you're going to have an awfully depressing life.

Shakespear may have said that the one thing you can't laugh at is sex. I've found that to be highly innaccurate, and a little shared laughter can really get you in the mood.
 
I didn't even think about the mouth. The mouth can get you into a major predictament.
 
It sure can.. such as shortly after getting together one partner who called me by her ex-husbands name when she was cumming... see girls, it does happen the other way round too.
 
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