OOC/Casting Call: Licensed to Thrill

[along came mary]

Hey there!

Funky’n funny idea for a farce, spoof, whatever you wanna call it centering around Bond movies and a bit of BDSN (N’s for nonsensical. Heh.) The thread is not intended to make fun, but moreso to be a lighthearted attempt at having fun and enjoying writing once more. The cast is open save for two of the characters who have already been taken, so feel free to private message me for any that pique your interest.. Descriptions of each character follow each name, and are not completely written in stone. I’m all about being flexible so please, put your own personal twist to them, but keep in mind the theme in which this story will circle. Tons o’fun, frolic and mayhem await!

I will start another thread for the actual storyline, and use this one for OOC comments and what have you. Depending on the amount of interest stirred, I’m hoping to start the story by Wednesday of this week. So, c’mon boys and girls, jump on in... the water’s fine!

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Jane Bondage - Sinful Jane Bondage, Agent 0069, secret agent in her Majesty’s service - Licensed to thrill. (Played by yours truly, along came mary)

Mr. Pennywise - The ever loyal secretary/accountant to her Majesty’s secret service - the one man Jane has yet to seduce... Yet being the key word. (Played by poohlive)

Q (i.e. Queer) - Makes all the really cool devices and toys *wink/wink* that Mz. Bondage plays with. (Played by Tibvo)

Doctor E. Penis (pronounced puh-nay) - The evil Doctor, with his team of brilliant scientists has devised a new sexual drug, Diagra. Released into the air it acts as a potent sexual stimulant, forcing people to mate like rabbits until their heart literally explodes! (Played by LongWalkHome)

Evil sidekick #1, Catherine O’Nine - Cat for short, an Irish lass. Completely devoted to Dr. P’s evil intent of ruling the world. *muhahahahahahahahaha!* (Played by DeliciousMaiden)

Evil sidekick #2, Patrick Myass - Pat for short, a lad of Irish descent as well. Pat’s the head scientist Dr. P is using to develop his deadly drug, Diagra. His loyalties are uncertain as Pat has the distinct impression his usefulness is in question now that the drug has been completed successfully. (Played by dr_mabeuse)

 

[cgraven]

Best of Luck Mary the premise is a good one.

Have fun and I hope folks will sign on as you know I prefer one on one threads . Recently tried again three threads with many writers. One took off then died just as quickly. One is bogged down. The last took a violent turn towards women that even with all the BD&SM threads I have written in I could not be a part of. Best of luck again in spoofing cyber Dooms as they are nothing like the R W where there is respect for the sub and her needs, and trust. This cyber world seems to be a sheer power game, based on crudity and humiliation.

 

[along came mary]

Thanks CG.

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Alright, it looks like all the roles are cast, sooooooooo be on the lookout for the thread sometime on Tuesday, most likely early afternoon EST. Thank you all for joining! Tis a tremendously talented cast! I'm so excited! *L* This should be blast.

Thanks again!

 

[Lady_Kit]

What a wonderful idea! Can't wait to read this one.


Kit

 

[along came mary]

Alright gentlemen and sweet lady, the thread is up, ya'll can locate it at the link below.

Licensed to Thrill

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Thanks Lady Kit! I'd love to have you join us. *s* If you like, think up a character and we'll work you in. It'd be a privledge and a pleasure to write with you again.

 

[poohlive]

Long Walk. I wanted to run this by you before I decided to just make up things that mind undermine something you wanted to set up later.
Basically, I am just curious as to how much information we have so far on the situation. I am thinking that from one of the scientists leaks inside, we know about the drug, and what it can do if it is leaked into the air.
We don't know where you are holding the scientists, or where the chemicals are, but we do have information on one of the assistants (or maybe the scientist)... that Jane should get a hold of, to link them to Doctor Penis.
Oh, also, how much information should we know about Doctor Penis, at least at first. His reasons for all of this (aside from the obvious) does he have a grudge, have we fought him before, or is he someone entirely new.
All up to you of course, just wanted to get an ok, before I plunge head first into anything. Thanks.

 

[LongWalkHome]

Pooh, The evil doctor is a brand new villian. He'll be demonstrating the power of the new drug as he makes his own idea of a "grand entrance" into the world wide scene.

The idea of a source inside his own organization is good, the rumour is there is one very talented scientest that fears he has no future, now that the drug is perfected.

Secret lair and hideout ideas, I love them! I'll have to invent an island somewhere, hmmm, What about a nudist island in the tropics? A great "cover" don't you think for the evil doctor? It certainly would make it obvious if the good agent Mz. Bondage were trying to carry any weapons (lol)

Unless they were well concealed

Hope that helps, the evil doc will appear tonight!

 

[Lady_Kit]

Believe me, Mary, the pleasure would be all mine...well, mostly mine but with some to share if I did a good job with my writing. I would love to write with you again, you know I'll even become schitzophrenic to keep on of your threads going. *grins* I'm flattered that you'd have me play along. *blush* However, at the moment I have all the threads I can manage. I will keep tabs on 0069, though, and if any short term characters occur to me, I'll let you know. I'm not normally a fan of quickies, but I have been know to do one or two in my time.

Have fun with your secret agent!

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

Hello all!

::ggls:: Just posted!

What fun!

I hope you find it fits in! Mmmm....

Just a lil AV to let you know how I envision Cat, leather clad of course though!

{{{huggies all}}}

Thanks for letting me play, Mary!

DM x

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

Diagra...?

<<I must correct a misconception about Diagra. The drug is not lethal unless taken in a does approximately one hundred times the therapeutic dose.

While it is possible for heavily dosed subjects to liera;;y "screw themselves to death", the cause of death in this case is exhaustion/dehydration and not due to any inherent pharmaceutical toxicity. >>

Apologies, I thought the idea of die - agra was to wipe out the nations to whom it was administered?

No matter, Cat can note the time of collapse...

Will keep comments to OOC as requested!

DM x

 

[LongWalkHome]

~DM~

Just read, re read and re re read your post. This is fun! I'll never say too much because it's justbeginning and I already never want it to end!

I'll wait until the rest of our fantastic cast has posted then post as we proceed to buy out the city of Paris`

"Lovin every minute of it"

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

::ggls::

Hiya LWH!

Fun!?!?!

OH god yesssss!!

::giggling::

I think we make a damn "good" evil teami if you get my drift?!?!

I didn't want to make the post too long, but so far Kat's total devotion to her Professor and her willingness to be of "use" is keeping me in stitches!! ... and getting me... well..err... you don't need to know that bit ...

Paris? Oh yes please your greatness!!!!

Can I ... errr... Kat ... have one of those lil things that ... and then if you ..... omg... imagination running riot!!

::naughty giggles::

DM x

 

[LongWalkHome]

Hiya DM!

I heard there are some VERY specialized shops in Grand Paris` and am quite sure a wordly villian like T.P. would be able to find them! This story is so good I'm still laughing over it each time I reread it!

Tibvo, You've got me rolling on the floor and it's just one post!

I'm gunna crack a rib if this keeps up

Grand Idea Mary and a superb cast as well! (excluding myself cause I'll be rolling on the floor most likely)

Lovin It!

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

Did we all go AWOL?

I've been away for about a week now, but this thread seems to have cumm to a halt...

Is there anyone out there??

As I have no other thread commitments, I don't mind keeping Kat going if others are interested in continuing.

{{{huggs}}}

DM x

 

[Lady_Kit]

I'm still around DM, just waiting for an ok from Mary before putting up a post.

 

[LongWalkHome]

(sigh)

Me too! Welcome Back DM, Nice to see you!

Hi Kit, Are you feeling better?

Dr Penis is here as well, but without the thread creator do we dare continue?

I wouldn't think she'd mind as it would keep the thread alive and current and would offer my body for punishment if I were wrong

What do you say ladies?

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

Caught me!

::smiles::

Ok ... Ok ... so I admit it, I'm totally addicted and just sneaking in through the back door ... just don't tell anyone I'm still around? Alright? ... name your price... ::ggls::

As for offering your body LWH ...errr umm.. does *anyone* here get to administer the punishments...? <perk>

Weeellll.... what can I say... other than I adore playing Kat...
make me purrrrrrrrrrrrr....

{{{huggs}}}
DM x

 

[poohlive]

It is such a shame she had to leave, and under the circumstances as well.
I don't mind picking it up, although my role was pretty much up. I don't think any assistant ever had more than a few minutes in each of the films anyway, hee hee, not that I didn't enjoy our short time together.
I'm still here, ready to help anywhere.

 

[LongWalkHome]

Mary is still with us, so don't let the ship sink yet! Real life takes us all, but we're family...So lets all wish her the best and when she returns welcome her (then spank the big bad super agent) LOL

K?

 

[poohlive]

LWH, weren't you the one asking everyone if they would like to continue on without her just a few days ago? Hee hee, make up your mind.
I don't care either way, wait for her, or continue on without, but I would like to keep going. This is a great thread, with wonderful opportunities, such a shame to see it go to waste.

 

[LongWalkHome]

True! We are all waiting for Mary to return, the error is in assuming she won't or the thread is dead while she is absent.

It isn't and she is about, we need to simply divert the plot while she is away from us.

K?

 

[Lady_Kit]

I think the idea has merit LWH. Since there is already an idea or two brewing, we might as well keep going. Maybe another super spy will show up to save the day, and act as Ms. Bonds partner when she returns.

LWH, give me a day or two to get my life back together and I'll make the post we discussed.

Kit

 

[LongWalkHome]

Forever and a day Kit.

A loyal fan

LWH

 

[prometheus 2]

Hey, don't stop now!

I'm reading this thread and thoroughly enjoying it. Had asked Mary earlier if I could join and she said later so I'm still game and will wait and read and enjoy .

nooner

 

[along came mary]

Don't hate me cause I'm .... tardy?

Like really really really tardy.

Trust me, I'm sorts of sheepish right now. Promise. Cross my heart even. Very personal events in the big old nasty real world interfered with my ability to keep up with you guys and I'm sincerely very sorry for that. It couldn't be avoided no matter how much I wish it could of been.

I just wanna say you all are a tremendously talented group of writers, and I'm proud and happy for the oppourtunity to r'play with ya'll. Honest injun!

Anyhoo.. I'm back and I'm sure there's much rejoicing. *rolls eyes*..*L*.. Ms. Bondage will be making an appearance shortly.

Lady Kit, full steam ahead with whatever devious'n delightful plans you have. I'm all aflutter with antici..... pation.

Prometheus part deux.. Feel free to hop aboard, wriggle your way in some way or other.. the more, the more mayhem. *L*

Thanks again ya'll for keeping this going. Again, my sincere apologies.