OOC: All-Star Screwing Squad in Mission 69

[BadForm]

The All-Star Screwing Squad. Superheroes dedicated to eradicating crime by capturing supervillains, tying them up and fucking their brains out... It might not work, but they all have a great time trying.*

I'm thinking of starting a superhero/comedy/sex thread of this name and am looking for recruits for the squad, and villains willing to be subject to this punishment. Male or female; bi, gay or straight. Doesn't matter. This thread will be open to all cummers.

I'll take the role of The Purple Helmet, the head of the ASSS. He'll be a gadgeteer/martial arts type superhero who, of course, wears purple. I ask that other superheroes also have similar double-entendre names. Supervillains are welcome to do the same as well, but not so mandatory. Anyhoo, this will be the OOC for the thread, so dive in and introduce your hero/villain...


*Credit where credit is deserved. This idea is based on one of the superteams mentioned in the rather ODD book "How to Be a Superhero."

 

[thegenogoths]

This could be funny. Ill be

Master Bator
Superpower: super smarts, but usually gets caught by ASSS
wears a mexican wrestling mask, wifebeater shirt and blue jeans.

how about that?

 

[BadForm]

Sounds good, genogoths. Now.. hopefully we can get some female characters - or we got one on one gay action going on... unless that's what people want to see??

 

[thegenogoths]

I think we need more people, also.

 

[ARaynes]

Ok, You need women Here is one.

Clit Toris.
Superpowers include, eminating phermones that make men extremely horny.

Red hair, blue eyes, very tan.

34-24-36.........

Can I join? Please????

I will be good.....or naughty....either way I am in, if you want me
*wink*

 

[PmTick]

I'm interested I'm just thinking of a character. Are you looking for more heros or villians?

 

[BadForm]

I really don't mind, PM - and good to have you in. We currently have:

1 hero - Purple Helmet
1 villain - Master Bates
1 female, undecided loyalty - Clit Toris

and you

more female chars would be appreciated, but I'm not making anything mandatory of course

 

[BadForm]

just giving this a bump - and notably looking for a balance of genders on both sides of the hero/villain line... anyone interested so we can get this moving? ATM we only have one female, who still needs to decide whether she's a hero or villain. That would limit the sexual options of one group or the other.

 

[ARaynes]

I am thinking of being a goody two shoes. I have time, if no one enters to be female I could play another character, if you need. Then when someone does enter we can kill her off.....Just a suggestion.

 

[BadForm]

Would be good by me, AR... Tho I'm not sure there are any goody two shoes in a thread where the superheroes want to correct the supervillains actions by fucking their brains out...

 

[ARaynes]

LOl, you got a point. Well, you know the type, Eew, I am not gonna, wait is that...MMMMM yea...

Just like me Undecided.

So, for another girl, a bad girl this time

Black hair, brown eyes but wears blue contacts....

Not really thin, but not really thick either...
perky breasts...

Name, uh, Gia Spot. She wears a catllike suit tight against her body that has spots of different colors and question marks.


Superpowers include being able to control temperatures. She also has telepathic abilities, being able to get into peoples miinds and stimulate their pleasure centers. Really cocky.

BTW, Clit Toris, she is wearing a white mini skirt and white tank.

 

[lustinginnocence]

Is there still a space for a Super Villain? I like to have my brains fucked out of me j/k
Anyway, if yes, then I'll come up with someone (or take on Gia Spot?)...Let me know

 

[BadForm]

If ARaynes feels too overwhelmed to be Gia Spot, you can have her (just as we all will)... otherwise you're welcome to bring on your own character. AR, can you let us know, I know you're in an intense number of threads, so I'll understand either way.

I'm looking to get the IRL thread opened tonight or tomorrow, depending on what happens tonight. Will then allow other people to join as and when.

If Gia is a villain, that would make Clit a heroine, that ok, Clit?

 

[ARaynes]

Clit is always good...LOL

Yes, if you want Gia you can have her......I will be good....

 

[BadForm]

OK, as I see it now we have the following:

Good Guys
-------------
Purple Helmet: Me
Clit Toris: ARaynes

Bad Guys
------------
Master Bator: Thegenogoths (nicely worked name and powerset, btw)
Gia Spot: lustinginnocence


Also expressing an interest is PMTick, feel free to join in either way, PM - I'm leaving this open but making the first post now....

The IC thread is The All Star Screwing Squad in Mission 69.

 

[thegenogoths]

Thanks bad. Ill post tonight. Your post was just too damn funny. This is going to be great.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Introducing SuperVillian: Mistress Balzenkok!
She is a badassed, liquid latex wearing babe carrying a bevy of high tech sex gadgetry. She has no superpowers, just super weaponry (like Batman):

The Latex Whip: This whip magically always hits it's mark, and delivers a minor electrical shock.

SuperMistressyCuffsOfSteel: handcuffs that fly like a Chinese Star and snap on their target and the nearest anchoring object.

The Web Of Desire: A spiderweb that shoots from her glove that ensnares the victim.

Flaming red hair
Six feet tall
Built like a brick shithouse
Carries a steel dildo on her belt.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

OOC:

By the way, I actually play this character (costume and all) at an adult gaming event.

 

[BadForm]

I love it! Feel free to post - you're part of the villain team, obviously. Of course, that doesn't mean every member of that villain team likes each other, you guys can be non-aligned just working together on a big job (and any bat-fan has seen how supervillains screw up when that happens). Up to you guys what you're all after there.

 

[PmTick]

still thinking.....

 

[BadForm]

Sateema - those adult parties sound fun. I admit, sometimes I regret having been too shy to sow any wild oats when I was younger, but I'm very happy with the partner I have now. That said, you certainly have my mind working overtime on a few fantasies...

 

[PmTick]

Ok, ok got one. Not sure if he's a villian or hero though...

Name: Cum Close aka The Iron Cock
Height: 5'2"
Age: 27
Descrip: Small Japenese man dressed in a traditional black training gi.

Cum Close as studied the ancient Japenese sex/fighting art of Bukaki which he uses on his opponents. His years of training have made him very fast, very strong, and very acrobatic.

So....am I in....? ....

 

[BadForm]

Sounds good to me, now all you have to decide is whether you are currently between a Gia Spot and a hard place/Master Bator (ie a villain) or whether you currently have a throbbing signal in your pocket as you were a hero outside the compound at the time we left.

 

[PmTick]

I think I'll enter the world of misguided villany for now.

 

[BadForm]

Heh, that's cool.. tho it looks like Clit and the Helmet are gonna get overworked big time...