Only reply with your favorite punchline

[miles]

"No, Father. That's the reflection off her shoes."

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[APhil]

No words...

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Most unusual punishment

 

[Kitte]

When he goes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole

 

[amelia]

'cause he uses....BLEEEEEAAAACCCCHHHHHH!!

 

[APhil]

When he goes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole

I know that one!!!



"Everything inside the circle is a woman; everything outside the circle is a bitch."

 

[Tap-Out]

You tried your best, and failed miserablly.. the lesson here is... never try...

 

[koalabear]

Well, you have no dentist appointment now!

 

[APhil]

"What do you want broccoli and rice for?"

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

But you fuck ONE goat!

 

[APhil]

"You know, a good goat'll do that for ya."

 

[seXieleXie]

yo' momma!

 

[cybergirly]

"when the lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come running to me."

 

[APhil]

"Bad dog!"

 

[miles]

Sateema Lunasi

Ahhhhh, yes. John the Barn Builder

 

[miles]

"Yes, Mr. President. But his name is in Hillary's handwriting."

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I heard an irish version of it while I was in Ireland. The guy built a fence, a pier, a bar...etc...

 

[QuickDuck]

"they're looking for me"

 

[LRC]

Oh, no: I never found her head.























Ok, here is the joke that goes with the punch line. Too funny to pass up. IMHO

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"

Oh, no: I never found her head.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Latinababe]

Talk to the hand

 

[bored1]

Honey, Can we loan him 100.00 dollars?

 

[unclej]

now i don't believe ida told dat

 

[Gaucho]

"What she's got, you couldn't spell, and what you've got, you used to have."