Only punks eat frozen biscuits.

[crackerville]

2 1/4 cup of bisquick
2/3 cup of milk or buttermilk

Do not roll out dough! Mix in bowl until dough ball forms use fork to cut dough and drop biscuits onto non greased baking sheet, should make about 9 biscuits.

Brush top of biscuits with melted butter, NOT margarine! REAL BUTTER!! lol

Oven at 450 and bake for 10 minutes.

Finally!! You are no longer a punk!!

 

[CandiCame]

Fuck that- whole=wheat flour, buttermilk, little bit of white flour, little bit of brown sugar, little bit of garlic (very little bit) little bit of baking soda, little bit of yeast (not even a whole pack) little bit of melted shortening or veggie oil

mix, beat the shit out of, let rise for like, a cartoon episode, roll- bake.

A good recipe is like an alchemist formula. You don't use measurements. These are fucking good. If I've made bacon I'll use the grease instead of oil and then make the gravy out of the bacon grease- but when I make gravy like that I usually can't eat it- because I know that it's pure bacon grease with milk and flour added in. And that's just gross- I mean, think about that.