Only In....

[rozezwild]

Only in Michigan do you HAVE to have your husbands permission to cut your hair

 

[charmed1]

Yeah, I felt bad because at first I was just startled by this giant guy in leather pants and by the time I realized who it was I was already staring and it was too late to pretend I wasn't but I was staring because of the height and the pants not because of the celebrtity but I couldn't explain that so I tried to go to the next aisle but then he went to the next aisle because he couldn't find what he was looking for and then I felt it looked like I was following him so I ducked back to the other aisle and it became this kind of crazy dance because we needed stuff from the same shelf.

Eventually I just went and stood in the greeting cards section until he finished his shopping. I figure he gets stared at enough. If it hadn't been 7am and I hadn't been caught totally by surprise it wouldn't have been that big a deal. I'd have smiled and nodded and walked on by but once I started acting like an idiot I just had to keep acting like an idiot. I think it's part of the law of inertia or something.


-B

How funny! I can so totally see that same kind of thing happening to me. You don't want to stare but once you start.....it's too late to back down.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Austin, Texas can you have a cross-dressing homeless man (with a taste for leopard print skirts), who wears an obvious fetish collar as he walks around downtown, not only get on the ballot for Mayor, but draw a measurable percentage of the vote.

 

[leeroy jenkins]

Only in Arizona after 143 days or so would we have a nasty wet day.

Well Jade you got your rain bit happier now??

 

[babiesmiles]

Only in Michigan do you HAVE to have your husbands permission to cut your hair

It seems a good law to me !! ... lol

 

[jadefirefly]

Only in Arizona after 143 days or so would we have a nasty wet day.

Well Jade you got your rain bit happier now??

Yep!

But for my next contribution....

Only in AZ could you have 143 bone-dry days, and then it rains like crazy on the ONE DAY you really, really needed to go to Tempe and go bar-hopping.

 

[rozezwild]

It seems a good law to me !! ... lol

Good thing My EX didnt know about this one

 

[leeroy jenkins]

Yep!

But for my next contribution....

Only in AZ could you have 143 bone-dry days, and then it rains like crazy on the ONE DAY you really, really needed to go to Tempe and go bar-hopping.

Well Jade not sure what you did Saturday but for me it was super dreary day with the rain and all. Saw this in the paper a bit so here goes.

Only in Arizona will they stop a bombing run so a lessor version of antelope does not suffer needless deaths, the lack of rain is hurting these guys too.

 

[leeroy jenkins]

Here is another on just for the fun of it.

Only in Mexico does the goverment give illegals information on how to cross into the US illegally or at least they did when Fox was the president of Mexico.

 

[leeroy jenkins]

Ok so I talked to Jade the other day and said I would give this a bump so...

Only in Arizona around Metro Center Mall would you have all four lights be red at the same time.

There are a few of us that know where I am talking about here.

 

[myinnerslut]

only in new york city can you have two starbucks on opposite corners of the street, and both be doing well

(ok, so i took that from a luis black ruitine but its TRUE)

 

[Exogenous]

I don't live there but only in Tennessee would you see a sign in front of a dairy farm "Used Cows for Sale". Saw it while driving from Georgia to Kentucky. I can't help but wonder... "used" versus what? Never been milked? What?

I'm sure it was a little joke, just to get attention that the farm was trying to sell cows, used or unused.

(edited for spelling)

 

[Niniane]

I don't live there but only in Tennessee would you see a sign in front of a dairy farm "Used Cows for Sale". Saw it while driving from Georgia to Kentucky. I can't help but wonder... "used" versus what? Never been milked? What?

I'm sure it was a little joke, just to get attention that the farm was trying to sell cows, used or unused.

(edited for spelling)

No, that wasn't a gimmick. For financial and tax purposes cows are classified as used or unused. An unused cow has not yet had a calf. A used cow has.