Only in Canada, eh?

[Isabella Thorne]

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle.

Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"

She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused.

She looked at the radio and said ........ "Nelson."

The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"

Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again".

The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a head-on collision.

"ASSHOLE," she muttered.

And, from the radio ....

"Ladies and gentlemen, - The Prime Minister of Canada" ...

 

[Starblayde]

Like the Irishman seeing the Mercedes with the Golf Tees....

 

[Cotedebeaune]

Like the Irishman seeing the Mercedes with the Golf Tees....

Will you tell the punch lie or shall I??

 

[Starblayde]

"What're they, mister?"

"Golf Tees"

"What're they for, now?

"They're for resting your balls on"

"Jesus, those boys at Mercedes think of everything!"

 

[Isabella Thorne]

PLEASE BE AWARE!!

Be on the lookout ...

The strangest thing happened to me at dinner last night. (Should I be flattered??)

I was sitting at an outdoor cafe on Bloor Street (met a couple of friends for dinner downtown) and two men came and sat down at our table.....

We gave them the death look, but they just casually stayed at our table and wouldn't leave us alone. It ruined our dinner . . . we are all in relationships and tried to tell them we were not available and that we were not interested in them.

Finally, they got the hint and left, but since I had my digital camera with me I managed to take a picture of them.

Please look at the picture that I am attaching as a warning - just in case they try to pick you up ...

 

[RawHumor]

Re: PLEASE BE AWARE!!

Please look at the picture that I am attaching as a warning - just in case they try to pick you up ...

Those bastards were harassing you too??? They tried hitting on my wife a couple weeks ago at a bar. She told them off, and later assured me that I was MUCH better-looking than either of them.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Re: PLEASE BE AWARE!!

Be on the lookout ...

The strangest thing happened to me at dinner last night should I be flattered??).

I was sitting at an outdoor cafe on Bloor Street (met a couple of friends for dinner downtown) and two men came and sat down at our table.....

We gave them the death look, but they just casually stayed at our table and wouldn't leave us alone. It ruined our dinner . . . we are all in relationships and tried to tell them we were not available and that we were not interested in them.

Finally, they got the hint and left, but since I had my digital camera with me I managed to take a picture of them.

Please look at the picture that I am attaching as a warning - just in case they try to pick you up ...

How can we recognize them with their sunglasses on? Or did they always wear them? Like their signature.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Isabella, my Saucy Ambassador of Tarty Foreign Affairs, I have missed your sense of humor around here!

 

[LukkyKnight]

No worries, Isabella, they're gay. They hit on me over the weekend and (I'm embarassed to admit) I said, "Get real, you'd have better luck in Canada."

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Hey Isabella

I have missed you on the boards.
Welcome back.... If you have been here and I have just been on line at different times. Please disregard this notice.

 

[Starblayde]

Re: PLEASE BE AWARE!!

Please look at the picture that I am attaching as a warning - just in case they try to pick you up ...

Don't be posting pictures of me on the net, woman!

 

[Nathon_88]

Welcome back!

(This welcome back is supported by the Ralph Klein User fee system.)

 

[Isabella Thorne]

well it's nice to see you all too ...

hey there Sir Lucky ... so it was YOU who sent those two scoundrels to Canada ...

hey ... I have a very similar keyboard to yours ... lol ... this one is made in Canada ... ha ha ha ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

The attached is a special announcement by the Government of Canada.

Queen Elizabeth forwarded it to moi this morning.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I liked my old one better, Isabella. These new ones have too many buttons for pouvre moi.
http://www.bruhns.dk/noter/grafik/ms-keybd-small.gif

 

[Svedish_Chef]

The sensuously erotic Miss thorne.

I bow to you

(And give you a smack, in appreciation)

Good to see you here.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Great Memory!

An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out
of the Vancouver Hilton.

As he paid his bill, he said to the manager, "By the way,
what's with the Indian chief sitting in the lobby? He's been
there ever since I arrived."

"Oh, that's Big Chief Forget-Me-Not," said the manager. "The
hotel is built on an Indian reservation, and part of the
agreement is to allow the chief free use of the premises for
the rest of his life. He is known as Big Chief Forget-Me-Not
because of his phenomenal memory. He is 92 and can remember
the slightest details of his life."

The travel writer took this in, and as he was waiting for
his cab decided to put the chief's memory to the test.

"G'dye, myte!" said the Aussie, receiving only a slight nod
in return. "What did you have for breakfast on your 21st
birthday?"

"Eggs," was the chief's instant reply, without even looking
up. Indeed, the Aussie was impressed.

He went off on his travel writing itinerary, right across to
the east coast and back, telling others of Big Chief
Forget-Me-Not's great memory. (One local noted that 'How'
was a more appropriate greeting for an Indian chief than
'G'dye myte.')

On his return to the Vancouver Hilton 6 months later, he
was surprised to see Big Chief Forget-Me-Not still sitting
in the lobby, fully occupied with whittling away on a stick.

"How," said the Aussie.

"Scrambled," said the chief.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

i've missed your posts girl

got a good laught I needed one

 

[LukkyKnight]

You do grace us with some tres funny stuff, cherie. Always glad to see your posts - and threads - and have I mentioned what a yummy avatar you have?

 

[MissTaken]

Interrupting this thread to say

I MISS YOU, ISABELLA!


I am so glad to see you back, luv.


And yes, LK, her taste in avatars is impeccable!


hugs and kisses, ma petit chou chou,







Is calling you a cabbage still a french term of endearment? I hope so!

 

[Ezarc]

*Runs up, hugs MissTaken, smiles, winks, and runs away*
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
another victim falls to a hug attack

 

[Jimi]

No worries, Isabella, they're gay. They hit on me over the weekend and (I'm embarassed to admit) I said, "Get real, you'd have better luck in Canada."

Hey Sir LackaLot - What a HELL of a thing to say, on our Dear Friend's return. Sheesh!

Izzie, I apologize for my Yankee friend's rude behaviour, but he IS, on the other hand, learning to spell correctly.

WELCOME BACK, YOU BEAUTIFUL, DELICIOUS GURRRL!

 

[LukkyKnight]

It's clear she took it better than you, JimiBub... ~LOL~ A saucy ambassadress has to have her humour intact, ne convenez-vous pas?

 

[Jimi]

Hell, she is a class act, any way ya slice or dice it!

 

[LukkyKnight]

precisement

...takes a licking...