Only at Lit?

[kiwiwolf]

Oh sure, put up an azz av, while I'm gone. I see how you are. No one will remember me when I'm back now! DAMN YOU! DAMN DAMN DAMN YOU!

I think I'm gonna cry now. Tissue Tito.

Sorry man... from one wolf to another... It has to be done... I can send you royalties on the idea... would a bottle of Jose Cuervo do ya?

 

[riff]

Oh for for the love of god

I am just another 38 year old white male seeking sexual fulfilment and a little fun along the way.

Let's laugh!

Whaddaya call a jewish homosexual?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Oh for for the love of god

Let's laugh!

Whaddaya call a jewish homosexual?

OK... I'll bite... What do you call a Jewish homosexual?

 

[riff]

I don't know, whaddaya call a jewish homosexual?

Whaddaya call a jewish homosexual?

A "He-blew."






har har, hardee, har, har.

 

[lobito]

Sorry man... from one wolf to another... It has to be done... I can send you royalties on the idea... would a bottle of Jose Cuervo do ya?

Well Damn! You sure do drive a hard bargain. Royalties or Jose, Royalties or Jose? Please don't make me think this early in the day (5pm). I'll be drinking quite a bit of Jose on Vacation, so I should probably say NO, but sometimes Jose can be your best friend.

I guess I will say this, just don't post a poll thread about which of us has the nicer azz, I couldn't handle the rejection if I were to lose.

Lo

 

[*bratcat*]

darlin...

 

[pennynam]

I guess I can see the point in saying "Hi, I'm new here", but I agree Mr. Lobito, that making a thread that you are leaving is kinda stupid IMO.

Incidently, I never announced I was new here, and I don't care if I become part of a clique. I'm just here to have fun.

Penny

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Oh for for the love of god

I am just another 38 year old white male seeking sexual fulfilment and a little fun along the way.

Let's laugh!

Good ad for the personals board. heh ;-)

 

[riff]

Re: Re: Oh for for the love of god

Good ad for the personals board. heh ;-)

Oh, just shut up and slap me, you sexy fucking slut.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Well Damn! You sure do drive a hard bargain. Royalties or Jose, Royalties or Jose? Please don't make me think this early in the day (5pm). I'll be drinking quite a bit of Jose on Vacation, so I should probably say NO, but sometimes Jose can be your best friend.

I guess I will say this, just don't post a poll thread about which of us has the nicer azz, I couldn't handle the rejection if I were to lose.

Lo

Lo, you definitely have no worries there man... my ass is a national disgrace... it will be a bit more decorated than yours though...

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Re: Oh for for the love of god

Oh, just shut up and slap me, you sexy fucking slut.

LOL- why riff, you say the sweetest things!

 

[riff]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh for for the love of god

LOL- why riff, you say the sweetest things!

well met, sly one.... well met.

Nothing like a Vixen with PMS- I thought you were gonna rip me a new asshole?

 

[BlondGirl]

making a thread that you are leaving is kinda stupid IMO.

I can see the usefullness of announcing it and posting your e-mail address for folks who wish to continue interacting with you or who wish to approach you about your various exhibited fields of expertise or hobbies.

I am not sure if I would post a goodbye thread, personally. When I have ceased coming here before, it was mostly because of kidrock (and his alter egos or copy cat types) filling the boards and there seemed to be nothing but that bullshit. I went away for a while and when I returned, he had ran out of most of his shit to spew.

Now that we have the Ignore function, it makes things so much easier here.

Last fall, when I was going through another bout of severe depression and was dealing with those suicidal tendencies (a monster that I thought I had beaten), I did not consider any type of dramatic farewell. I have grown up enough by now to know that nothing is set in stone. My depressions are not unlike so many of the 9-year-old-mentally-Literoticans (who either actually do us the favor of leaving or grow up a bit) who come back and behave.

 

[jass1960]

It seems, that this is the only place I've ever seen someone with a thread introducing themselves (mistakely), a post telling another "newbie" they'll never fit into the "cliques" here, and also a thread about why they are leaving Lit, all on the first page, and all within several hours time.

Gotta love it

A snapshot of the boards - all that was missing was a self-pitying thread that friends weren't around when someone needed them - then we would have had the full set

 

[lobito]

Re: Re: Only at Lit?

A snapshot of the boards - all that was missing was a self-pitying thread that friends weren't around when someone needed them - then we would have had the full set

You know, self-pity, and actually needing someone to help you out, are 2 different things. You might try thinking about that before you post, just to post.

 

[Kymberley]

Lobito

What the hell is up with this weather? This is all your fault somehow. And I am going to figure out just how you did this and why.

And when I do, all of Lit will know what you are really up to when you are not online.



Hiya neighbor!

 

[lobito]

Broken record time Kym, Vacation starts next week, beaches, mountains jungles, the whole lot. I REFUSE to go to a warm spot of the world, as long as it's warm here in the Midwest too. This past wekend was a tease, for this crap I stirred up yesterday. Now it's just DOWNRIGHT COLD , the way it should be, I'm trying to amintian this at least until 7am the morning I leave. After that, you can have the warm weather back.

And how are you my neighbor to the south?

Lo

 

[Kymberley]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

And how are you my neighbor to the south?

Lo

Absolutely fucking freezing!!! That's how I am!


I had to carry the dogs outside to get them out this morning. I went to work last night at 11 and had four contractors go sliding off in ditches which of course gave me more shit to deal with at 2 am.

And try carry two 90 pound Labs, one 25 pound puppy and one 15 pound pomme-poodle out without one rushing past you to get back in the house as you carry the next one out.

Get your ass down here, they need to go out again and since this is all your fault, it is your turn to take them.

 

[lobito]

Re: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely fucking freezing!!! That's how I am!
...

Get your ass down here, they need to go out again and since this is all your fault, it is your turn to take them.

Yes Ma'am, is 2 hours long enough to "take them out"?

Lo who's in a naughty mood today

 

[Kymberley]

Re: Re: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

Yes Ma'am, is 2 hours long enough to "take them out"?

Lo who's in a naughty mood today

Only two hours? Not sure that is enough time. They are pretty big dogs.

 

[lobito]

Re: Re: Re: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

Only two hours? Not sure that is enough time. They are pretty big dogs.

*arranging for someone to pickup and keep my Daughter while I help a neighbor in need*

That should give me enough time.

 

[Kymberley]

good answer

and they say men can only think with one half of their brain.