Only 367 More Shopping Days 'Til Christmas!

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I promise to get an early start this time.

 

[Guest]

I'd like a red bike.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I want an erector set. Mom and dad were to fucking broke to ever buy me one.

Santa, want to see my nudie pics?

 

[Guest]

Don't worry about me. Just post an e-card on Lit.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I'm already saving up to buy that special someone a gerbil.

 

[sunstruck]

I'll pm you my list.

 

[Guest]

I want an erector set. Mom and dad were to fucking broke to ever buy me one.

Santa, want to see my nudie pics?

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I'm a collector myself. Another "vice" Mrs. Claus tolerates and fluffs it off to me being an ol' geezer that also likes to let hot pussy sit on my lap.


Pssst ... By the way, what do you have to trade?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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I'm a collector myself. Another "vice" Mrs. Claus tolerates and fluffs it off to me being an ol' geezer that also likes to let hot pussy sit on my lap.


Pssst ... By the way, what do you have to trade?

ummm a 2001 Saturn SL1 and a killer grill?

 

[Guest]

ummm a 2001 Saturn SL1 and a killer grill?

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Hmmm...

How many miles?

Oh, Vixen and Dancer want to take it for a test drive. They think your offer is bitchin' (... fucking reindeer ... they still think they're living in the 70's ...)

 

[Guest]

 

[huskie]

I want a new house, a paid off vehicle, no more debt, and a pony!

I want some EE pussy..... sense we're asking for the stars and all..........

 

[Guest]

I want a new house, a paid off vehicle, no more debt, and a pony!

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Come sit on my lap. We need to discuss this more.





Oh, dress casually ... take off all your clothes.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I want a new house, a paid off vehicle, no more debt, and a pony!

I can't handle the first three, but you can ride my pony any time.

 

[Guest]

I want some EE pussy..... sense we're asking for the stars and all..........

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Get in line, buster!

 

[Dr. B Evil]

I want a new house, a paid off vehicle, no more debt, and a pony!

Hmmm,
...Barbie's Dream House,
...a matchbox car,
...Monopoly for quick stash of cash,
...and EE can ride me like a hobby horse!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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Hmmm...

How many miles?

Oh, Vixen and Dancer want to take it for a test drive. They think your offer is bitchin' (... fucking reindeer ... they still think they're living in the 70's ...)

24k, a great sound system, and a 5 speed. But the wifey took it from me, damn her. I bought it cheap going to resale for a profit and poof, next thing I know I am selling her Mercury and she is driving it.

translation: I only can offer the grill, still wanting to see me naked? LOL

 

[Guest]

24k, a great sound system, and a 5 speed. But the wifey took it from me, damn her. I bought it cheap going to resale for a profit and poof, next thing I know I am selling her Mercury and she is driving it.

translation: I only can offer the grill, still wanting to see me naked? LOL

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*Sigh*

It's not me that wants the pics. It's that perv "Rudy". I somehow "owe" him. Go figure.


So, this grill . . . propane, right? 4-burners? lava briquettes? side-cooker? Gotta have the utensils thrown in, otherwise I ain't budging.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

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*Sigh*

It's not me that wants the pics. It's that perv "Rudy". I somehow "owe" him. Go figure.


So, this grill . . . propane, right? 4-burners? lava briquettes? side-cooker? Gotta have the utensils thrown in, otherwise I ain't budging.

all the above, its a Webber, bit I aint losing my untensils! Smoked way to many Malboro miles to get 'em...

 

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[Dr. B Evil]

Spurs? Or no spurs?

That's all up to you, Maam! Of course, I'll buck harder and higher if you jab those spurs into my backside!

 

[Guest]

 

[Dr. B Evil]

OKAY.....spurs it is!

EE, the REAL Santa Claus, ...in spurs! DAYUM!