Ongoing story - that we all write

[Guest]

The door bell rang, I went and answered in just my bathrobe. It was Paula, my Girlfriends sexy best friend. "Is Susan home" she Equired, "No sorry Paula, I'm hoping she will be back soon."

I have always fancied Paula, tall dark haired, slim, just like my Susan. "Why don't you come in and wait" I said, knowing that Susan would be gone hours, I have always felt a slight something about Paula, we share some chemisty.

"OK" she said, smiling back, did I see a little sparkle in her eye?

"Would you like a beer?", "Sure" she replied taking a seat on the sofa. I couldn't help noticing her long legs, tanned and shapely as she crossed her legs.

She finished her beer quickly and soon was knocking back her second, she became more forward, laughing, joking and touching, only on my arm as she started on her third beer.

I moved myself closer to her, lookinh at her long brunette hair, lovely 19 year old body. I had to make a move, I decided too........

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OK you lot, who wants to write the next bit

 

[Guest]

fuck all of you then

 

[AzureAngel]

The End.

 

[Problem Child]

I had to make a move, I decided to call Heinrich, my 34-yr-old transvestite midget roommate in to join us.

"Heinrich, this is Paula. What do you think of her?" I asked.

"I zuppoze she'll do," answered Heiny. He was Bavarian and spoke alot like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"Ok, Heinie, get the equipment," I said.

Heinie went into the other room and returned with a maids outfit and a mop and bucket. I ordered paula to start by mopping the floors and then do the windows.

The doorbell rang and it was Dominoes. Heinrich and I settled into our easy chairs with our slices of pepperoni and began watching the Evil Dead trilogy, while Paula scrubbed the floors for $8.50 an hour.

Life was good.

 

[Starblayde]

The man is back... and he's better than ever....

Nice one, PC

 

[Laurel]

The phone rang. It rang again.

"Will someone get the fuckin' phone?" I asked through a mouthful of pepperoni.

"I zuppose..." sighed 34-yr-old transvestite midget roommate Heiny, glaring at Paula, who was kneeling ass-up on the floor scrubbing at god-knows-what on my filthy linoleum. "'Allo?" Heiny muttered into the receiver.

 

[shynsexy]

yall are too funny

 

[Problem Child]

It was my girlfriend susan on the phone. Heiny handed the phone to me.

"Unreg, I swear to FUCKING GOD, if you don't kick that rat bastard Heiny out of the house, I'm leaving you! He stole my wonder bra insets and has been using my tampons, for God knows what! I want him out!"

"Well, okay honey, if you..."

"Oh, and by the way, you're continuing story threads at lit suck ass. Stop being a moron!"

She hung up, and Heiny and I continued eating our pizza.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

"What do you want me to do with this?" I heard Paula say, her voice all whiney and disgusted-sounding.

I put down the slice of pizza I'd been gnawing on and peeked around the corner. Paula was still down on her hands and knees, her 19-year-old bootie wiggling back and forth like she had to pee, and in her hand was one Heiny's little midget rubbers that had been glued to the linoleum for the last couple of months from when we had those contortionist twins over.

"Thanks, " I told her. "How'd you get that up, anyway?"

"Elbow grease," she sighed, rolling her eyes and shaking her head.

"Huh," I said.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I knelt in position, between the legs of PC and his pepperoni eating ass drooling for a piece of my own, but y'see being his slave girl doomed to continuously kneel between his thighs and disallowed to speak, my only recourse was to drool continuously.

So, he occaisionally took advantage of this state, and stuffed his hardened cock between my spit saturated lips, but I couldn't get enough.

I was deemed an "insatiable slut" by him and his crude buddies. I lived to tell the tale.

 

[MechaBlade]

"Okay, okay, stop," I said, pushing her back.

"I want to swallow you," my young maid said. I was impressed.

"Wow, you really are an insatiable slut. But that's not why I want you to stop. You haven't finished cleaning the floor." She ignored me and went back to sucking my dick. "Paula... oh god yes... but Susan will be here any minute now!" I heard a knock at the door.

"Henreich, don't open that-" But before I could finish, he'd already opened the door to see who it was...

 

[Starblayde]

it was too late, Heiny had already opened the door. A long shadow was cast into the room, throwing an odd shadow over Vixen, making her look like the Statue of Liberty

"oh god, not you again" I said

"Aye, 'tis I, your long lost evil twin, horribly disfigured by a Kellogs Frosties-related accident"

I shuddered from the sensation as he stepped into the room. Half man, half beast and half cut. He reeked of absynthe. Then i told vixen to wipe my cum from her chin, we have guests.

Paula eyed my twin lasciviously...

 

[Guest]

then sucked his smelly cheese tasting 3" cock

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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[Guest]

Timmmmyyyyyy!!!!

 

[Guest]

kiss my arse all

 

[Spinaroonie]

Then things got weird...

 

[Starblayde]

Right then Salvador Dali, Pablo Picasso and Richard Simmons all walked in....

Dali, in his sleezy spanish accent said "What the fuck is going on here... I thought I painted some fucked up shit but this is just freaky..."

"Oui, oui" said pablo...

Simmons started doing cartwheels around the room, nearly crashing into Paula.

"Silence, fool" continued Dali, "Else i shall use the inconsequential apricoto del fuego"

"oui, oui," agreed pablo

 

[Problem Child]

Heinrich started choking on a piece of pepperoni pizza and fell behind the couch, his tiny midget arms and legs flailing helplessly. He eventually turned blue and died from asphyxiation.

He wasn't missed.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I then felt the need to pray. I got down on my knees.

But then... somethign came over me. I started getting an... urge...

I went and I moved closer to the side and then started moving me legs, gathering up speed and momentum, I began to push my body and then spread my legs and opened my mouth for everybody to hear...

"SPINAROONIE! SPINAROONIE! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! SPINAROONIE!"

 

[Starblayde]

The ceiling rumbled as giant footsteps took chunks out of it... plaster fell from the ceiling, followed by rubble, and a overly-muscled man in a bright blue catsuit.

"Hmmm! A challenge to my own mighty warcry..." The man breathes deeply, closing his purewhite eyes...

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

"Ah... El Tick has arrived" commented Dali

"Oui, oui," Pablo agreed. He meant to disagree, but was too involved with writing things on heiny's fetid blue corpse with his feet.