One Upsmanship, for the beautiful ladies of the board. Happy Valentines Day - Early.

[Sparky Kronkite]

One for the Ladies...........

May all you wonderful ladies - get what ever you want, what ever you need, and/or what ever you demand - this coming Valentines Day.

May your men be loving, caring and strong. May your women (if'n yer so inclined) be soft and wild for you.

If I could - I would lavish gifts upon you all - here is but a visual token of my respect for all that is the beauty within you.....

http://www.geocities.com/sparkysspew/diamonds_man_diamonds2.jpg

I hope you except this token gift knowing only that it is humbly given with sincerity and love.

Later Babes.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oooops I fucked up..... again.

Check back in a minute for your gift. I gotta go get it again. Fucking spell check stole it.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oooops! I fucked up again, again.....

I didn't have to go get it at all - it materialized. Just like I hope happens to you all this coming Valentines Day - that goodness, love and lots of nasty sex - materialize for you.

Later.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Sparky

I don't like diamonds, But the thought was great, I hope you have a Happy Valitines day as well!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

NSW?

You can sell them!

 

[April]

Sparky, you got any more pics of NYC?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nah - not today - sorry....

Had a show today - had tech problems to take care of - and besides it's Friday so I'm about going to be done - done with this shit and then it's off to the little one with the Shebabe. We're looking into health clubs and having some folks over for the Super Bowl.

You all have a great weekend. Maybe some more NYC pics will pop up next week.

 

[April]

That's too bad, Sparky. About the pics, I mean. Hope you have a great weekend yourself.

 

[CreamyLady]

That jewelry is definitely not me.

I liked a really gorgeous necklace I saw a few years ago in a Tiffany catalog. It was platinum with pave diamonds in the shape of a melting snowflake.

However, since this is going to be a cold and lonely Valentine's Day, I thank you for the thought.

 

[Juliangel]

Thank you Sparky but can I sell the jewlery and get the pool for my backyard I have been wanting?

*muah* thanks for trying

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Sparky, I love jewelry! Thank you *kiss* and a very happy Valentine's Day to you, too

 

[KillerMuffin]

Thank you Sparky.

It will make a lovely downpayment on some really hot, nasty, jello covered, mental sex.

 

[naudiz]

Now ya went and made me get all sappy.

You're just the sweetest damned thing, Sparky.

I love sparklies.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Ohhhhhhhhhh Sparky darling ...

DIAMONDS ARE GIRL'S BEST FRIEND

The French were bred to die for love
They delight in fighting duels
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friend

A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat

Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

...Tiffany's ... Cartier...
Talk to me, Sparky, Winston,tell me all about it!

There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice

He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic
Are better bets if little pets get big baggettes

Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
You stand straight at Tiffany's

Diamonds... Diamonds... I don't mean rhinestones
But diamonds are a girl's best friend

~MARILYN MONROE~