One toke over the line, sweet jesus ... one toke over the line ...

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sybilrose said:
I try hard to pretend I know everything but....

WTF is an underground Ferry wouldnt that be a submarine?

Morning Tommy have I told you I love your Flower Vase ?


:rolleyes: Underground from home or from work to Piraeus and then Fast Ferry from Piraeus to Aegina :rolleyes:

Love your twisted mind, Sis :D :kiss:
 
ran57gr said:
*melts into a puddle on the floor*

it was that "inevitable" did it.... :cathappy:

:nana: :nana:
Ya know ... I did mention my dick in that post too! :mad: Why is it whenever you have the chance to melt over my dick or the word "inevitable", you inevitably end up choosing "inevitable"?!?

:confused:

Is it cuz is kinda sounds like edible, perhaps?!?

:D
 
sybilrose said:
I try hard to pretend I know everything but....

WTF is an underground Ferry wouldnt that be a submarine?

Morning Tommy have I told you I love your Flower Vase ?
SYBBBBBB!!! SWEETHEART!!! TRUE LOVE!!! HOT HORNY ASS WOMAN!!!

Tell me you love my dick more than the word "inevitable". I'm having a sudden fit of insecurity.

I thought the underground Ferry was the gay person who was on the bottom!

:confused:

And btw ran ... I've seen those fast Ferry's in Piraeus.

;)

Man do they ever fuck fast!

:D
 
TomOne said:
SYBBBBBB!!! SWEETHEART!!! TRUE LOVE!!! HOT HORNY ASS WOMAN!!!

Tell me you love my dick more than the word "inevitable". I'm having a sudden fit of insecurity.

I thought the underground Ferry was the gay person who was on the bottom!

:confused:

And btw ran ... I've seen those fast Ferry's in Piraeus.

;)

Man do they ever fuck fast!




:D


They are called Flying Dolphins.... and man! if you've never had a Flying Dolphin swoop down on you, you've never known what wild uninhibited sex feels like.... no matter how HUGE and DELECTABLE your dick is :cool:




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ok Tommy, it seems we see some things a little bit different, I really thought the stuff about the promised pic, but then I noticed 2 things:

no pic and no funny posting in that way to my thread.

I think I understand it now
 
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It's almost next weekend! Are you back yet.

Oh wellllll ... this threads dying. If I had any brains, I'd let it peacefully slip away. But nobodies ever accused me of being too smart sometimes!

I love to have my cock sucked on.
It makes me good and hard.
Sometimes it makes me feel so good
I moan without regard.

And when I’m making sounds like that
You shouldn’t listen in.
Sometimes I say some silly things
That people think are sins.

But those who’ve sucked my cock the best
They surely know the truth.
For if you suck it long enough,
It’s sprays like in my youth.

And when you get the cum to squirt,
You’ll forget the sounds I made.
And how when you were going along,
It sounded as if I prayed.

“Sweet mother of gawd …Good jeezzzus above …
My cock is going to blow.
Please let her swallow deep and long.
And then keep sucking for moe!”


AMEN!!!
 
TomOne said:
It's almost next weekend! Are you back yet.

Oh wellllll ... this threads dying. If I had any brains, I'd let it peacefully slip away. But nobodies ever accused me of being too smart sometimes!

I love to have my cock sucked on.
It makes me good and hard.
Sometimes it makes me feel so good
I moan without regard.

And when I’m making sounds like that
You shouldn’t listen in.
Sometimes I say some silly things
That people think are sins.

But those who’ve sucked my cock the best
They surely know the truth.
For if you suck it long enough,
It’s sprays like in my youth.

And when you get the cum to squirt,
You’ll forget the sounds I made.
And how when you were going along,
It sounded as if I prayed.

“Sweet mother of gawd …Good jeezzzus above …
My cock is going to blow.
Please let her swallow deep and long.
And then keep sucking for moe!”


AMEN!!!




You Crack me up :D
 
TomOne said:
It's almost next weekend! Are you back yet.

Oh wellllll ... this threads dying. If I had any brains, I'd let it peacefully slip away. But nobodies ever accused me of being too smart sometimes!

My thread is also dead. Exactly how many threads do you think she keeps , errr, up? :nana:

:cool:
 
sybilrose said:
You Crack me up :D
Welllllllll ... I always say, if you can't make 'em drip with utter erotic passion and desire, ya might as well crack 'em up! :D
LadyBlueMoon said:
If Ran visits this thread, it has to be good!
Actually, I consider rans visits to this thread rather akin to pity fucks.

:confused:

Uhhhhhhh ... forget I said that. Don't really want her knowing I think her fucks are pitiful!!!

:D

Thank god she's so damned talented with that mouth of hers!!! That friggin' thing could blow the lights off the entire roster of a professional baseball team ... and then be ready to take on the minor league roster too!

;)

Shankara20 said:
My thread is also dead. Exactly how many threads do you think she keeps , errr, up?
Honestly, I think a lot of it is just the time of year. Too much nice stuff going on outside these days here in the good ol' northern hemisphere!
 
LadyBlueMoon said:
If Ran visits this thread, it has to be good!


LBM!! You are back!!

Hugging you, my Sexy Friend :heart:






and yeah... I got a huge crush on Tom but the guy won't touch me with his ten-inch pole :(
 
TomOne said:
Actually, I consider rans visits to this thread rather akin to pity fucks.

:confused:

Uhhhhhhh ... forget I said that. Don't really want her knowing I think her fucks are pitiful!!!

:D

Thank god she's so damned talented with that mouth of hers!!! That friggin' thing could blow the lights off the entire roster of a professional baseball team ... and then be ready to take on the minor league roster too!

;)


Reason why I offered half a blowjob the other day... but you weren't too thrilled :rolleyes:

Hiya sweetness, missed me at all? :cathappy: :kiss:
 
ran57gr said:
LBM!! You are back!!

Hugging you, my Sexy Friend :heart:






and yeah... I got a huge crush on Tom but the guy won't touch me with his ten-inch pole :(
*blush* ~~feet shuffling ... eyes lowered~~ Awwwwww shucks miss ran! I ain't got no 10 inches!!!

:eek:

And you know damned well that you can have the first 7 inches of it any time you want!

;)

:confused:

Welllllll ... ok - so maybe not anytime. When ya get into that bitchy sorta BDSM mood, you can stick with NG's dick if you don't mind!

ran57gr said:
Reason why I offered half a blowjob the other day... but you weren't too thrilled :rolleyes:

Hiya sweetness, missed me at all?
Welcum back sugar buns! Hope the vacation treated you well. I missed ya bunches!!! Nobody else around here ever wants to give me a pity fuck, ya know?!?
 
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TomOne said:
*blush* ~~feet shuffling ... eyes lowered~~ Awwwwww shucks miss ran! I ain't got no 10 inches!!!

:eek:

And you know damned well that you can have the first 7 inches of it any time you want!

;)

:confused:

Welllllll ... ok - so maybe not anytime. When ya get into that bitchy sorta BDSM mood, you can stick with NG's dick if you don't mind!

Welcum back sugar buns! Hope the vacation treated you well. I missed ya bunches!!! Nobody else around here ever wants to give me a pity fuck, ya know?!?

:nana: I'll settle for 7 inches!!! :nana:

geesh... I'm easy, ain't I? :rolleyes:

Good Moaning, sweetstuff :cathappy:
Read the pity all over my face? :devil:


:heart:


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ran57gr said:
:nana: I'll settle for 7 inches!!! :nana:

geesh... I'm easy, ain't I? :rolleyes:

Good Moaning, sweetstuff :cathappy:
Read the pity all over my face? :devil:
Honestly kiddo! Your face doesn't look that pitiful!

:eek:

I'm being serious! It doesn't!

:D

'course, it would look better with the first 6 inches inside your mouth!

;)

I wanna save the last one to tease ya with!

:cool:


So was it a horny vacation ... or just a fun one?!?
 
TomOne said:
Honestly kiddo! Your face doesn't look that pitiful!

:eek:

Well, I certainly hope that it doesn't!!! :mad:




TomOne said:
I'm being serious! It doesn't!

:D

You are being what?? Come again?? :confused: :rolleyes:




TomOne said:
'course, it would look better with the first 6 inches inside your mouth!

;)

Can't really say... would you take a pic of it and show me? :nana:




TomOne said:
I wanna save the last one to tease ya with!

:cool:

At your leisure, I got a handful of squishy fuzzy danglies here to play with and pass the time :p




TomOne said:
So was it a horny vacation ... or just a fun one?!?

Umm... let's say there was a little bit of everything in it... just like a tasty Bouillabaisse... :devil:



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ran57gr said:
Well, I certainly hope that it doesn't!!!
Jeeezzzz ... I give ya a friggin' compliment and look what I get in return! :rolleyes:
You are being what?? Come again??
I already came twice this morning. I'll do it a third time if you insist, but it probably won't be quite as impressive as the first two mammoth eruptions! ;)
Can't really say... would you take a pic of it and show me? :nana:
Now there's something I can honestly tell you I would LOVE to take a picture of. In fact, I propose we take pictures of it at entry, 1 inch, 2 inches, 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... and 6 ... ... ... and then another set at 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2... 1 ... ... ... and so on and so on. We do it enough times, I think we'll have the makings of an awesome pic series!
At your leisure, I got a handful of squishy fuzzy danglies here to play with and pass the time :p
Squishy fuzzy danglies?!?!?!? :confused: Good thing I'm horny this morning, otherwise I might just be offended!
Umm... let's say there was a little bit of everything in it... just like a tasty Bouillabaisse... :devil:
I think it's the way you say Bouillabaisse that tends to arouse me.

:cool:

Or maybe it's just the fact that you said it at all.

;)

Hellllll ... maybe I'm just like a friggin' racoon. Any mention of food just gives me an erection!
 
TomOne said:
Jeeezzzz ... I give ya a friggin' compliment and look what I get in return! :rolleyes:
I already came twice this morning. I'll do it a third time if you insist, but it probably won't be quite as impressive as the first two mammoth eruptions! ;)
Now there's something I can honestly tell you I would LOVE to take a picture of. In fact, I propose we take pictures of it at entry, 1 inch, 2 inches, 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... and 6 ... ... ... and then another set at 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2... 1 ... ... ... and so on and so on. We do it enough times, I think we'll have the makings of an awesome pic series!
Squishy fuzzy danglies?!?!?!? :confused: Good thing I'm horny this morning, otherwise I might just be offended!

I think it's the way you say Bouillabaisse that tends to arouse me.

:cool:

Or maybe it's just the fact that you said it at all.

;)

Hellllll ... maybe I'm just like a friggin' racoon. Any mention of food just gives me an erection!


If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times :rolleyes: ... go METRIC, sweetness!!!.... take a moment and think of how many more delicious centimetres going in and coming out you could take pics of, instead of a few measly inches :p :nana:

Food? Okay, I think a visit to the nearest store's food hall is indicated... I wasn't aware you had been needing stimulants to get an erection... oh well, I guess age will tell on everybody after all :rolleyes: :cool:




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ran57gr said:
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times ... go METRIC, sweetness!!!.... take a moment and think of how many more delicious centimetres going in and coming out you could take pics of, instead of a few measly inches
Ya know ... to be perfectly honest, there's so MANY things you've told me a thousand times that they all sort of seem to run together after a while! :rolleyes:

Welllllll ... except for the thousands times you've told me you like my dick. That still sorta stands out I guess! :D
ran57gr said:
[Food? Okay, I think a visit to the nearest store's food hall is indicated... I wasn't aware you had been needing stimulants to get an erection... oh well, I guess age will tell on everybody after all :rolleyes: :cool:
Admit it! You've got a new found lust for racoon dick now, don't ya?!? :rolleyes:

To be perfectly honest, I've got a certain fondness for it myself all the sudden! ;)

Anyway, age is sorta a taddle tale, now isn't it?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek:
 
TomOne said:
Ya know ... to be perfectly honest, there's so MANY things you've told me a thousand times that they all sort of seem to run together after a while! :rolleyes:

Welllllll ... except for the thousands times you've told me you like my dick. That still sorta stands out I guess! :D


Admit it! You've got a new found lust for racoon dick now, don't ya?!? :rolleyes:

To be perfectly honest, I've got a certain fondness for it myself all the sudden! ;)

Anyway, age is sorta a taddle tale, now isn't it?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek:


You can safely bet your sweet tushie that I'd like to get my hands, lips, tongue... hell, ALL of my body on that dick of yours... standing out or limpo doesn't make any difference to me, it's all good!!

:p :nana: :p



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ran57gr said:
You can safely bet your sweet tushie that I'd like to get my hands, lips, tongue... hell, ALL of my body on that dick of yours... standing out or limpo doesn't make any difference to me, it's all good!!

:p :nana: :p
You speakin' to me, or the racoon?!? :confused:

Wellllllll ... dicks about the same I guess ... so what's the diff anyway. :eek:

Anyway, you wanna catch it limpo, your gonna have to suck and fuck and BLOW THE HOUSE DOWN ...

:confused:

Sorry ... got side tracked thinkin' about fairy tales for a moment. ;)

Anyway, you suck and fuck me to ejaculation 4 times inside an hour, and I might end up at half mast, so to speak! :D
 
TomOne said:
You speakin' to me, or the racoon?!? :confused:

Wellllllll ... dicks about the same I guess ... so what's the diff anyway. :eek:

Anyway, you wanna catch it limpo, your gonna have to suck and fuck and BLOW THE HOUSE DOWN ...

:confused:

Sorry ... got side tracked thinkin' about fairy tales for a moment. ;)

Anyway, you suck and fuck me to ejaculation 4 times inside an hour, and I might end up at half mast, so to speak! :D


To the raccoon of course :rolleyes:
I'd never insult you by even hinting that your manly tool ever looked anywhere but high up, poking at your navel, would I now? :cool:



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ran57gr said:
To the raccoon of course :rolleyes:
I'd never insult you by even hinting that your manly tool ever looked anywhere but high up, poking at your navel, would I now? :cool:
:mad: How cum you insult me when you're tryin' not to insult me!!! :mad:

You think my dick is only good for pointing up?!? You think it's never lived to see the day when it's not stickin' it's nose into my navel?!? You think my peepee is just a navel sniffin' dousch tard?!?

I've got a multi-talented dick I'll let you know ... and the proof is in da pictures!
 
TomOne said:
:mad: How cum you insult me when you're tryin' not to insult me!!! :mad:

You think my dick is only good for pointing up?!? You think it's never lived to see the day when it's not stickin' it's nose into my navel?!? You think my peepee is just a navel sniffin' dousch tard?!?

I've got a multi-talented dick I'll let you know ... and the proof is in da pictures!


What really caught my eye was that you got a multi-coloured dick indeed... that yucky shade of pukey-greenish top left makes one wonder just what you had been doing the night before... :rolleyes:

Now I happen to be e generous, warm-hearted, full of kindness, ready to run to the rescue person... and therefore I've spent a few minutes in privacy with your icky-dicky and I'm returning it all fresh and sweet smelling and pink like a baby piglet's butt :cathappy:
 
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