One thing you should always say to a naked man.

[Greyface]

"Please put on some clothing."

 

[Phoenyx]

"Please put on some clothing."

What if your at a nudist resort?

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

or horny?

 

[princess4u]

careful now.....don't trip on that

 

[Greyface]

Re: Re: One thing you should always say to a naked man.

What if your at a nudist resort?

They should be illegalized, just like prostitution.

 

[Sillyman]

Very true. Even if coitus is required between married couples for the purpose of consecrating a marriage, the man should at least have the decency to wear as much clothing as physically possible, including socks.

 

[Greyface]

LMAO!! Yeah, especially to you!!

Stop laughing; it is unseemly.

 

[Sillyman]

Unless of course the man in question is naked because he is showering, then of course you should just quickly leave and not say anything at all.

 

[Basia]

"Awww! Look at that little thing! Can I take a picture! It's so cute!"

 

[princess4u]

Very true. Even if coitus is required between married couples for the purpose of consecrating a marriage, the man should at least have the decency to wear as much clothing as physically possible, including socks.

or maybe JUST socks?????

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Re: Re: One thing you should always say to a naked man.

They should be illegalized, just like prostitution.

amishpope that you unde there?

 

[Suzi]

Hehehehehhehehehhehehhe

Now THAT is something i will NEVER say to a naked man.

 

[alwaysawake]

or like the elephant said to the naked man...

How do you breathe thru that tiny thing?!

 

[Sillyman]

or maybe JUST socks?????

I can't even masturbate while wearing socks. I don't know how the hell anyone would fuck while wearing them.

 

[nasty1]

"Awww! Look at that little thing! Can I take a picture! It's so cute!"

Remember, now. THis thread, is, one thing you SHOULD say to a naked man. I was thinking more along the lines of, "Look at the size of that thing."

 

[InnocentAngel81]

"Please put on some clothing."

i thought the answer was "do me"

 

[Basia]

Remember, now. THis thread, is, one thing you SHOULD say to a naked man. I was thinking more along the lines of, "Look at the size of that thing."

Hows this:

"Look at the size of that thing... I hope you don't want kids, because yoour son will be just the same as you!"

 

[nasty1]

Re: Re: One thing you should always say to a naked man.

"do me"

Anytime, anywhere, anyplace.

 

[nasty1]

Hows this:

"Look at the size of that thing... I hope you don't want kids, because yoour son will be just the same as you!"

Better, but, I've seen my Dad after he gets out of the shower. I KNOW he's not the same size as me. If he was, I'd REALLY pity him.

 

[princess4u]

I can't even masturbate while wearing socks. I don't know how the hell anyone would fuck while wearing them.

well if you had to make the choice, it would be easier to fuck wearing socks than wearing pants

 

[xMorganx]

"maybe you should get a refund for that circumcision, the dr. took a bit much off the top"

 

[Liontamr]

"Good gawd your gonna poke someone's eye out with that thing!!"

Ok, so it only applies to me... nevermind.

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

Thats funny, Silly..i cant masturbate while wearing my glasses,/

 

[Sillyman]

well if you had to make the choice, it would be easier to fuck wearing socks than wearing pants

It's okay to sort of wear pants. I just keep them pulled down slightly or unzipped. I rarely have the leisure of knowing I will be uninterupted, so I like to know I can get decent in a hurry if someone needs something. Sigh.

It's been so long since I wore glases. I think I needed them to see the dirty magazines though.