One Random Thing

[wanderingstars]

I'm a terrible driver.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm a terrible driver.

I'm a good judge of AV's...and yours is a GOOD av....

 

[leftie]

I need to go to the toilet....

 

[leftie]

Phew - that's better.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I brush my teeth in the shower. It started because I thought it'd be more efficient. Now, I'm addicted to the 90 seconds in the shower after I'm done brushing my teeth. I feel so fucking clean.

 

[Typeropewalker]

This is my 300th post.

 

[Typeropewalker]

I like to bake bread. I like the feeling of dough between my fingers as I knead it. I find it soothing, relaxing and very sensual. I do.

 

[GingerVixen]

Hi, my name is Ginger, and I'm a lip gloss addict. ("Hi, Ginger.")

 

[mickyp123]

I like Ginger, it has a wicked root

 

[GingerVixen]

This wild, wicked, perverse creature.......has a garden.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

There's a hockey player named Clutterbuck, and when I hear his name, I laugh.

 

[Stillstiff]

I have bowled a perfect game.

 

[GingerVixen]

I have bowled a perfect game.

Nice. I'm a terrible bowler.

 

[ydahecnot]

I like mustard on my burgers

 

[jack80]

I play pool like I am a drunk whale!

 

[GingerVixen]

I play pool like I am a drunk whale!

I'm trying to imagine a drunk whale playing pool....

 

[TwoShades]

I have two fetishes.

 

[Stillstiff]

If I'm not on Lit, I'm usually on Facebook.

 

[GingerVixen]

I have two fetishes.

Okay, now I'm curious. Mind sharing with the class?

 

[jack80]

I'm trying to imagine a drunk whale playing pool....

I fall over and lay there because I am drunk ;p

 

[GingerVixen]

I fall over and lay there because I am drunk ;p

Then you've crossed the boundary between, "Hey, I'm just drunk enough that I actually kinda play better," and "Holy fuck, I'm too drunk for this."

 

[jack80]

Then you've crossed the boundary between, "Hey, I'm just drunk enough that I actually kinda play better," and "Holy fuck, I'm too drunk for this."

Good point. That might explain why no one plays pool with me ;p

 

[TwoShades]

Okay, now I'm curious. Mind sharing with the class?

Panties. And nipples. Those are my majors. I have a few minors too. Like sheer blouses for example.

 

[Stillstiff]

Panties. And nipples. Those are my majors. I have a few minors too. Like sheer blouses for example.

Sheer blouses are fun too look at!

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Sheer blouses are fun too look at!

And fun to touch