ashesatwork
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Do you have marshmallows
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if I had marshmellows I would eat the marshmellows, therefore I do not have marshmellows...
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it could be possible....... sadly it is not... I am infact drunk as a skunk.......
which is s weird phrase....... Who the fuck got a skunk drunk enough to make it a base line for drunkenness.
English is weird.
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But if you cook them over the fire I bet it cooks out all the calories.
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lmao true. I was actually just thinking this
and then stopped thinking it because I realized it was a random thing to think haha.Maybe because...umm...well...skunks are stinky? And drunks are stinky?
Or
we should possibly start observing skunks in their natural habitat, to see if they show symptoms of a human being drunk.
You knowww
like how skunks end up in garbage cans and farting on random people?
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this may be a valid point..............
I now require a ride to the store......... who will give me a ride to the store
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lmao true. I was actually just thinking this
Maybe because...umm...well...skunks are stinky? And drunks are stinky?
Or
we should possibly start observing skunks in their natural habitat, to see if they show symptoms of a human being drunk.
I am not stinky.....I am merely and acquired aromatic
observing skunks.... not my first choice for the evening.... but as I am on lit, I clearly don't have anything better to do.
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You will need more scotch before I get there.
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Well how do we start observing the sons of bitches then?!
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right the stores are closed..............BUT they will open tomarrow...
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as always, we wait for the scientist who like that shit to get curious then read about their findings in journals....duh
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who is query? and why are they mean? and why did you cry.... that is akward
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it is true.... flower is a lie...
now that you are crying I will hug you... in that akward, I don't really feel bad but social conviction dictates I make a consoling effort
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Where's drunk land? Is it by Neverland? Which is technically Scotland
I would be that asshat American in Scotland, that rus around yelling "if its not Scottish its crap"
no drunkland is in Texas, because reasons
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You're American. How boring lol
You'd be the asshat for sure. I'd be the New Yorker that fucks up traffic for everybody.
For stopping traffic
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hey I am merely filling the void of your thread. I saw a need and I pursued it with drunken abandonment...........
I think I am actually still drunk.... who wants to go for a run? come on people lets do this shit.
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Don't know why, but this thread had me laughing hysterically over the discussion on drunk skunks and mowi needing pancakes. Thanks for the grin since its too early here to be drinking.
Day drinking.... it is a country song.
I would like to formally apologies to country music as a whole. I treated you like crap when I was a kid, thinking you were stupid, and representative of the world I was trying to escape.
now however you have given me solo cups, day drinking, and my hometown...
Seriously country music I am sorry I was such a dick to you.
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I can't say that this isn't entertaining as fuck... Lol
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