One of the girls in the apartment above me is fucking

Diablogrl said:
I wish there was a girl above me fucking.

lmao.. yeah, I could use that, too...

looking her in the face.... playing with her boobies..... *sigh*
 
nevermind the complaints of "running" upstairs by the family downstairs either.
 
What a relief!................

At least someone is fucking on this planet and not sitting in front of their computer! There is hope for the species!

What? Why are you looking at me that way? All I said was....okay, I'll shutup. :D
 
I'm jealous

I want a girl above me too.. but I'm stuck with Mr Freaky yet again tonight.

*sigh*
 
my vibes out of batteries and Angelboy is three hours away...no fucking for me tonight either.

Sigh...guess I'll have to take comfort with some Lou Diamond Phillips Hallmark channel movie.
 
*knock, knock*

"Excuse me, I'm your downstairs neighbor. Do you have some batteries I could borrow? He-ey, nice shoes."
 
My neighbors behind my bedroom wall fuck all the time, it makes me jealous sometimes. I wish I could send them a message back sometime. Take a broom to the floor!!!
 
onewingedangel said:
Things could be worse, you could be stuck with the broom.... errr.... yah.

Maybe it's because of my looks? Maybe I'm *green* with envy.... really!! Look at my face!

Maybe I'm bitter because someone dropped a house on my sister?!
 
One flat I lived, way back when I was a young and naive 18 yr old, was below a young girl who had three or four regular boyfriends. Now when she fucked she screamed like she was in agony.

The first time my flatmates and I heard her, we thought, with her being a woman living alone, she was being attacked. Those screams did not sound like screams of exstasy!

Being all manly and feeling heroic (well we had been drinking) we were ready to burst in and save her from this violent assault when the screaming stopped. Then came the 'Oh yes... oh yes... yes... YES... oh GOD! OH GOD! AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Boy, did we feel stupid!

This did come up in conversation once but she refused to beleive we could hear her when she fucked. She did admit to having several boyfriends. "We know," said my flatmate, "and one of them is called God."

She tried to be a bit quieter after that.
 
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