One more time, maybe....

[kingfupa]

You're not that smartassed!!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Apparently I am too really. If my pictures are a true indication of who I am it seems that I'm an ego maniacal obsessive compulsive breast groper.

Possessing those beauties, how could you not be?

 

[isseii]

You're not that smartassed!!

....
So now you're calling me a dumbass?
Thanks dude. I totally needed that.

Possessing those beauties, how could you not be?

Hah. It's like; Monday boobs, Tuesday boob, Wednesday ass, Thursday nipple pinch, Friday a ton of random stuff that involves lots of boobs, Saturday leftover boobs, Sunday bits and pieces of whatever I have laying around.

I just need to film a vid of me jumping up and down and yelling, "look at my tits" and call it a week.

 

[kingfupa]

Lol, You know I love your ass baby!!!!!

 

[Pondlife]

....So now you're calling me a dumbass?
Thanks dude. I totally needed that.

Apparently I am too really. If my pictures are a true indication of who I am it seems that I'm an ego maniacal obsessive compulsive breast groper.

Hah. It's like; Monday boobs, Tuesday boob, Wednesday ass, Thursday nipple pinch, Friday a ton of random stuff that involves lots of boobs, Saturday leftover boobs, Sunday bits and pieces of whatever I have laying around.

I just need to film a vid of me jumping up and down and yelling, "look at my tits" and call it a week.

Didn't quite read it that way myself *pounce and kiss* Found these replies funny so had to bound in.

But a very nice one *hehehe*

Left or right one on Tuesdays or does it alternate?

 

[Pondlife]

I spend far too much time on the computer and I'm normally trying to multitask my ass off while doing it, or my clothes at least. By multitask I mean reveling in my ADD-ness and trying to do fifty different mostly pointless things all at once and not doing any of them particularly well as a result of it.

One of the "things" of the moment is this: It's this sort of engineering physics puzzle flash game on Kongregate. It's four or five years old now and there's a newer one out but it's really not as good as the original.

Oh yes...pictures. I brought those as well. I never did get around to taking new sword pics today. I was busy doing the usual fifty things at once and accomplishing nothing. I figure these still count as valid. The book really is there, you can sort of see it down by my toe in one pic and I think that's it peeking out from behind my ass in the other.

I'm glad for the time spend here. Know what you mean about not being focused online though.

Had never heard of it, will give it a look in a sec. The music was irritating though.

Valid or not I like them.

Hey you! How have you been?
You're supposed to be making fun of my crazy hair with me, not looking at my breasts.

In the winter they walk right into our yard fairly often. I don't think much of it anymore really. After living out on the island where it was normal to have bear on the front deck, sea otters beneath the front porch, and mink in the living room a moose in the yard is nothing. The dog normally starts freaking out and I look out the window and find a big moose face staring into my window. There are a couple of bushes right beneath the front window that they like to munch on.

Nah, wasn't exactly in a pillow humping sort of mood.

Awesome! I knew there had to be one out there somewhere.

Making fun of your hair, weird I think it looks great.

Guess you would get used to them being around, the bear less so. Sea otters sound great though, I do like otters. Was it so commonplace to you that you didn't photo any of them? Aww poor doggie

Just as a matter of scientific interest I thought lol

Was much more interesting to study them than the head.

 

[isseii]

Lol, You know I love your ass baby!!!!!

Thank ya!

Didn't quite read it that way myself *pounce and kiss* Found these replies funny so had to bound in.

But a very nice one *hehehe*

Left or right one on Tuesdays or does it alternate?

Yay! *pounces*

You know you can always comment on whatever you want. Plus you know me well enough to know that I tend to start off responding to one person and often end up just rambling on in general before I'm done. My internal monologue tends to come streaming from my fingertips.

Damn right. I'm the friendliest fucking groping bitch around.

It's generally the left breast. You know, because the right one is shy and likes to hide in my armpit.

I'm glad for the time spend here. Know what you mean about not being focused online though.

Had never heard of it, will give it a look in a sec. The music was irritating though.

Valid or not I like them.

Making fun of your hair, weird I think it looks great.

Guess you would get used to them being around, the bear less so. Sea otters sound great though, I do like otters. Was it so commonplace to you that you didn't photo any of them? Aww poor doggie

Just as a matter of scientific interest I thought lol

Was much more interesting to study them than the head.

What are we focusing on again?

Agreed, the music is terrible, but the games worth it if you actually enjoy thinking about things. The first levels are a bit dull as you learn the basics but by the time you get to the later levels you have to build some insane contraptions to get through some of them. There are a few that you can kind of brute-force your way through though.

*snort*
I was actually just thinking. Yeah yeah, try to contain the shock. I've decided that my AV is false advertising. It's like I got all dressed up, did my hair, took this great (snicker) picture and posted it up there, "weee look at me, look at my fabulous hair". So people look at it, think there might actually be something there that they want to jerk off to and they wander in to look at the thread. What do you think they find? Well, they find the left boob of course, discover that the right one has retreated to my armpit as I've aged, and that there are three generations of five types of rodent nesting in my hair.

Doggie should count herself lucky that moose aren't carnivores. My parents have a few pictures of the wildlife around the house from when we lived out there. It really was an everyday part of life for us though. The bears had a den just down the beach from our house. When they would wake up in the morning they would head off down the beach, across our front porch, and down past the bluff where there were a ton of berry bushes and stream that often had salmon in it. At night they would head back the other way to go home for the night. I do remember one of them coming into the house once. I was out on the boat so I wasn't there at the time, but it walked right in on dad and had him cornered, and with the rifles and shotgun on the other side of the house of course. Since we had no running water, no electricity, no stores, etc. we were far more focused on chopping wood, fishing, hunting, gardening, etc. and less on taking pictures of what was going on around us. We were living the life instead of photographing it I suppose. It's certainly not a way of life that's suited to everyone, for some of us though, it's far preferable to this one.

It has occurred to me that we're blowing up Lit instead of the e-mail system like we were supposed to though. It's also occurred to me that I've had far too much caffeine.

 

[aus nemo]

*gasp*
Are you trying to look at my crotch? I don't suppose I could have made it much easier eh?


damn, sprung, better act all casual
no defiantly not, well maybe a little

 

[Prince Albert]

I spend far too much time on the computer and I'm normally trying to multitask my ass off while doing it, or my clothes at least. By multitask I mean reveling in my ADD-ness and trying to do fifty different mostly pointless things all at once and not doing any of them particularly well as a result of it.

One of the "things" of the moment is this: Fantastic Contraption. It's this sort of engineering physics puzzle flash game on Kongregate. It's four or five years old now and there's a newer one out but it's really not as good as the original.

Oh yes...pictures. I brought those as well. I never did get around to taking new sword pics today. I was busy doing the usual fifty things at once and accomplishing nothing. I figure these still count as valid. The book really is there, you can sort of see it down by my toe in one pic and I think that's it peeking out from behind my ass in the other.

Gorgeous pictures sexy!!!!

 

[curious_me]

Hey gorgeous!

 

[aus nemo]

Hah. It's like; Monday boobs, Tuesday boob, Wednesday ass, Thursday nipple pinch, Friday a ton of random stuff that involves lots of boobs, Saturday leftover boobs, Sunday bits and pieces of whatever I have laying around.

I just need to film a vid of me jumping up and down and yelling, "look at my tits" and call it a week. [/QUOTE]

yay, sounds brill, luv to see a vid of you doing naked star jumps

 

[Pondlife]

Yay! *pounces*

You know you can always comment on whatever you want. Plus you know me well enough to know that I tend to start off responding to one person and often end up just rambling on in general before I'm done. My internal monologue tends to come streaming from my fingertips.

Damn right. I'm the friendliest fucking groping bitch around.

It's generally the left breast. You know, because the right one is shy and likes to hide in my armpit.

What are we focusing on again?

Agreed, the music is terrible, but the games worth it if you actually enjoy thinking about things. The first levels are a bit dull as you learn the basics but by the time you get to the later levels you have to build some insane contraptions to get through some of them. There are a few that you can kind of brute-force your way through though.

*snort*
I was actually just thinking. Yeah yeah, try to contain the shock. I've decided that my AV is false advertising. It's like I got all dressed up, did my hair, took this great (snicker) picture and posted it up there, "weee look at me, look at my fabulous hair". So people look at it, think there might actually be something there that they want to jerk off to and they wander in to look at the thread. What do you think they find? Well, they find the left boob of course, discover that the right one has retreated to my armpit as I've aged, and that there are three generations of five types of rodent nesting in my hair.

Doggie should count herself lucky that moose aren't carnivores. My parents have a few pictures of the wildlife around the house from when we lived out there. It really was an everyday part of life for us though. The bears had a den just down the beach from our house. When they would wake up in the morning they would head off down the beach, across our front porch, and down past the bluff where there were a ton of berry bushes and stream that often had salmon in it. At night they would head back the other way to go home for the night. I do remember one of them coming into the house once. I was out on the boat so I wasn't there at the time, but it walked right in on dad and had him cornered, and with the rifles and shotgun on the other side of the house of course. Since we had no running water, no electricity, no stores, etc. we were far more focused on chopping wood, fishing, hunting, gardening, etc. and less on taking pictures of what was going on around us. We were living the life instead of photographing it I suppose. It's certainly not a way of life that's suited to everyone, for some of us though, it's far preferable to this one.

It has occurred to me that we're blowing up Lit instead of the e-mail system like we were supposed to though. It's also occurred to me that I've had far too much caffeine.

I like that internal monologue and it's random ways.

*chuckles*

Well more usually hiding in any available clothing you have on.

Erm not sure

I couldn't actually get it to work as it wouldn't take any user I put in the new user box... Didn't think I'd fail so badly

Hmmm Can't imagine many people going away disappointed from your thread somehow, unless they lack the ability to go through the pages...

That's true I guess she'd be a bit more careful if they were, or just refuse to leave the house.
Was sounding rather awesome until you got to the part about no electricity or running water. Far too much of a fan of electrical goods and (not at the same time) lovely hot baths to fully subscribe to that idea. Clearly it didn't eat him but what did happen? Over here I've seen my dad almost have a panic attack when a small blackbird was stuck behind the fireplace and him disappearing so my mum could deal with a mouse that one of the cats had dropped in the kitchen. Hard to imagine his reaction to a bear... You speak of the life as though you'd like to return to it? Horrified at the idea of you vanishing..

That's fairly true, although think we'd have written even more there lol
Oh dear sleep not exactly looking likely any time soon then?

 

[studybuddy]

Hey all. Here's a not-so-sexy bonus pic to go with the one I was going to post. I took it for a friend for a laugh in memory of an old reading by osmosis tangent started back in the days of the nude book reading thread. Glock Tease accidentally motivated me with her ridiculously amazing hair so I had to share my moose chewed look for the day.

Ooh, yummy! Wish you were kneeling over me!

Have a good day Ms!

 

[studybuddy]

I spend far too much time on the computer and I'm normally trying to multitask my ass off while doing it, or my clothes at least. By multitask I mean reveling in my ADD-ness and trying to do fifty different mostly pointless things all at once and not doing any of them particularly well as a result of it.

One of the "things" of the moment is this: Fantastic Contraption. It's this sort of engineering physics puzzle flash game on Kongregate. It's four or five years old now and there's a newer one out but it's really not as good as the original.

Oh yes...pictures. I brought those as well. I never did get around to taking new sword pics today. I was busy doing the usual fifty things at once and accomplishing nothing. I figure these still count as valid. The book really is there, you can sort of see it down by my toe in one pic and I think that's it peeking out from behind my ass in the other.

Ooh, that second picture! Just want to be between those legs.

 

[isseii]

damn, sprung, better act all casual
no defiantly not, well maybe a little

Oh yes..nothing says casual quite like your cock in your hand sunshine.

Gorgeous pictures sexy!!!!

Thank you sweet Prince.

Hey gorgeous!

Hey there sexy!

yay, sounds brill, luv to see a vid of you doing naked star jumps

Honestly...I think it's pretty close to the top of the list of things I won't be posting here. At least not this week.

I like that internal monologue and it's random ways.

*chuckles*

Well more usually hiding in any available clothing you have on.

Erm not sure

I couldn't actually get it to work as it wouldn't take any user I put in the new user box... Didn't think I'd fail so badly

Hmmm Can't imagine many people going away disappointed from your thread somehow, unless they lack the ability to go through the pages...

That's true I guess she'd be a bit more careful if they were, or just refuse to leave the house.
Was sounding rather awesome until you got to the part about no electricity or running water. Far too much of a fan of electrical goods and (not at the same time) lovely hot baths to fully subscribe to that idea. Clearly it didn't eat him but what did happen? Over here I've seen my dad almost have a panic attack when a small blackbird was stuck behind the fireplace and him disappearing so my mum could deal with a mouse that one of the cats had dropped in the kitchen. Hard to imagine his reaction to a bear... You speak of the life as though you'd like to return to it? Horrified at the idea of you vanishing..

That's fairly true, although think we'd have written even more there lol
Oh dear sleep not exactly looking likely any time soon then?

You had to put something in a new user box? I've never had to do anything like that before.

At least web pages don't stick together.

Honestly, I think it would take a lot of getting used to if you were already to citified to begin with. It really is a whole different world out there. You have to work incredibly hard to survive, but there's a peace in it that.

It didn't eat him. He made a bunch of noise and it started to advance on him to begin with then it finally just turned around and ran back out the door. I'm sure he gained a few new gray hairs as well as browned his briefs that day.

I would like to go back, perhaps not quite to that extreme, but closer to it than the way I'm living now. If I ever decide to abandon the internet I'll be sure to discuss it with you first.

Ooh, yummy! Wish you were kneeling over me!

Have a good day Ms!

Thank you darlin. I hope you have a great day as well.

 

[isseii]

Ooh, that second picture! Just want to be between those legs.

That's my, "yes, you may kiss my foot" look.

 

[isseii]

A few of the random bits and pieces left over from yesterday for you before I finally wander off to think about the sleep that I'm not getting.

Hope you all have a wonderful day!

 

[studybuddy]

Thank you darlin. I hope you have a great day as well.

That's my, "yes, you may kiss my foot" look.

But of course, my day has started off great because of your thread! Yummy!

Haha, well, you'll have fooled me. I'd kiss from that foot all the way up that leg!

 

[kingfupa]

I'm so happy that you enjoy taking pictures. Thanks sweety

 

[Pondlife]

You had to put something in a new user box? I've never had to do anything like that before.

At least web pages don't stick together.

Honestly, I think it would take a lot of getting used to if you were already to citified to begin with. It really is a whole different world out there. You have to work incredibly hard to survive, but there's a peace in it that.

It didn't eat him. He made a bunch of noise and it started to advance on him to begin with then it finally just turned around an ran back out the door. I'm sure he gained a few new gray hairs as well as browned his briefs that day.

I would like to go back, perhaps not quite to that extreme, but closer to it than the way I'm living now. If I ever decide to abandon the internet I'll be sure to discuss it with you first.

Going back for another look in a minute then

Great line

Yeah can see the peaceful aspect to it. Maybe you'd sleep better...

Can't blame him for that, does sound somewhat terrifying, bet it was followed by the loudest sigh of relief he's exhaled too. Given the ending I'm glad the gun wasn't nearer.

I'd have to invest in a flock of long range carrier pigeons or something more effective and less evocative of Dastardly and Muttley

A few of the random bits and pieces left over from yesterday for you before I finally wander off to think about the sleep that I'm not getting.

Hope you all have a wonderful day!

Hope you chase that sleep down

 

[GradeACdnBeef]

NUMMY!

Hey gorgeous. Check your box. Let me know what you think. Still have final edit. Be sure to make suggestions anywhere you like. My timing was perfect. You do not belong on the second page.

 

[mranyguy]

Hope you sleep well... and thank you for the lovely evening of fun for me to walk in to....

 

[isseii]

But of course, my day has started off great because of your thread! Yummy!

Haha, well, you'll have fooled me. I'd kiss from that foot all the way up that leg!

I'm so pleased that you're having a good day.

I'm so happy that you enjoy taking pictures. Thanks sweety

I'm afraid it becomes an addition rather quickly, proceeds to a responsibility, and eventually a burden. It's fun while it lasts though.

Going back for another look in a minute then

Great line

Yeah can see the peaceful aspect to it. Maybe you'd sleep better...

Can't blame him for that, does sound somewhat terrifying, bet it was followed by the loudest sigh of relief he's exhaled too. Given the ending I'm glad the gun wasn't nearer.

I'd have to invest in a flock of long range carrier pigeons or something more effective and less evocative of Dastardly and Muttley

Hope you chase that sleep down

Did you ever manage to get it to work?

Whether or not the gun should have been at hand is really a matter of perspective. We normally did our hunting the next island over and not out of our backyard. However, out there bear means dinner and if he's kind enough to walk into the kitchen he's fair game no matter which island he's on. It would have made a mess though.

I don't think the pigeons will become necessary.

NUMMY!

Hey gorgeous. Check your box. Let me know what you think. Still have final edit. Be sure to make suggestions anywhere you like. My timing was perfect. You do not belong on the second page.

Awesome thanks. I'll read it over tonight after the world quiets down.

I don't mind the second, third, or fiftieth page honestly. If people want to see me they normally already know where to find me.

Hope you sleep well... and thank you for the lovely evening of fun for me to walk in to....

Thank you beautiful. I'm surprised you could actually find any pictures in there. I was feeling a bit...wordy last night. Sometimes it turns into nude story hour in here. Sometimes the stories are sexy...but not normally.

 

[isseii]

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. The real world calls, and as usual...I'm late.
I'll just drop these off here for now and catch up with you all later.

For Ecto. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
(loved your latest, will comment properly when I get home. I really am late)

 

[jamison8470]

hello

Hey lady how are you