One more time, maybe....

[isseii]

Well, I'm trying to write a final but you're distracting me! Not that I'm complaining!!

What are you supposed to be writing about? I suspect you weren't all that into the writing if you logged on to Lit in the first place. Though the fact that I'm still sitting here says something about my current dedication to the book I'm reading I suppose.

Willing to learn more though
Had no reason to think you'd like Evil Dead. And having now discovered there is to be an Army of Darkness 2 with Campbell I'm rather happy.
I know much of this nerdiness but seems there is always further to find

Dude!! Seriously? I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I had no idea. I'm super stoked now. I have tons of nerdiness for you to explore. All shall be revealed...in time.

I just went to grab a glass of water and came back to sit down and there's was this pressure activated neck massage thing sitting on the back of my chair. It had fallen down onto the seat... I'm now writing to you from the ceiling.

 

[studybuddy]

What are you supposed to be writing about? I suspect you weren't all that into the writing if you logged on to Lit in the first place. Though the fact that I'm still sitting here says something about my current dedication to the book I'm reading I suppose.

I'm writing about quantitative and qualitative research methods. Talk about boring! What book are you reading?

 

[Pondlife]

Dude!! Seriously? I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I had no idea. I'm super stoked now. I have tons of nerdiness for you to explore. All shall be revealed...in time.

I just went to grab a glass of water and came back to sit down and there's was this pressure activated neck massage thing sitting on the back of my chair. It had fallen down onto the seat... I'm now writing to you from the ceiling.

Of course seriously, though he seems a little less sure of being in it than in the article I read. I look forward to exploring all of you
http://uk.ign.com/videos/2013/04/08/evil-dead-sequels-exclusive

lol Picturing the initial surprise and then turning to interest

 

[MastersHands4u]

I've seen your words, I want them. I plan to keep them even though they're not mine. I'll leave you these in return. They aren't mine either. It seems fair enough to me.

What are you wearing? Clothes
What are you doing? Reading that papery thing
What are you listening to? NiN - The Hand That Feeds
Want to play? Nah. I really want to read. I just came to gather more words and drop off a few in return.
What are you reading? Brandon Sanderson - The Way of Kings. He was a fantastic choice to finish up The Wheel of Time series. I actually prefer him to Jordan, not for any specific reason but simply because I enjoy the way he weaves his words together.

Hi Sexy,

This pic is beautiful mmmmm. You know, if I came and laid on top of you, I would be able to read the book too. Of course you might feel a little prick now and then.

Hope you had a good day and your evening is filled with naughty thoughts.

MHxo

 

[kingfupa]

We saw Bruce last month (AOD feature/Q&A tour) and he totally dodged any questions about AOD2 or Evil Dead remake. He is funny as shit though, very quick witted.

 

[mranyguy]

Why thank you. To each their own, but I do believe that qualifies.

I rather like your definition of cloths. Of course it never hurts when that fabulous ass is the reveal. It does seem I am not alone at all in that opinion either.

 

[GlockTease]

Hello, pretty! How goes awesome?

 

[isseii]

I'm writing about quantitative and qualitative research methods. Talk about boring! What book are you reading?

Did you really just ask what book I was reading? lol
You're going to pay for that one. You know this right?

Of course seriously, though he seems a little less sure of being in it than in the article I read. I look forward to exploring all of you
http://uk.ign.com/videos/2013/04/08/evil-dead-sequels-exclusive

lol Picturing the initial surprise and then turning to interest

My interest or yours? It startled the hell out of me and my obnoxious squeal of surprise scared the dog.

Hi Sexy,

This pic is beautiful mmmmm. You know, if I came and laid on top of you, I would be able to read the book too. Of course you might feel a little prick now and then.

Hope you had a good day and your evening is filled with naughty thoughts.

MHxo

Hi beautiful! Sorry I've been slacking lately. A Lit reading pile sounds like a great idea. Have a wonderful night.

We saw Bruce last month (AOD feature/Q&A tour) and he totally dodged any questions about AOD2 or Evil Dead remake. He is funny as shit though, very quick witted.

Very cool. I'm disappointed that he's dodging as I'm really excited about the prospect of AOD2. That would be too fucking awesome for words.

I rather like your definition of cloths. Of course it never hurts when that fabulous ass is the reveal. It does seem I am not alone at all in that opinion either.

Thanks! It seems like I take more pictures of my ass than I do my tits anymore. The whole face to the floor ass in the air look is getting to be a habit.

Hello, pretty! How goes awesome?

Hiya beautiful. It's so much better now that I've stopped by your thread.

 

[mranyguy]

Thanks! It seems like I take more pictures of my ass than I do my tits anymore. The whole face to the floor ass in the air look is getting to be a habit.

The idea that that is a habit is a fabulous thought!

 

[isseii]

Hey all. Here's a not-so-sexy bonus pic to go with the one I was going to post. I took it for a friend for a laugh in memory of an old reading by osmosis tangent started back in the days of the nude book reading thread. Glock Tease accidentally motivated me with her ridiculously amazing hair so I had to share my moose chewed look for the day.

 

[BMW75RT]

guess what

Hey all. Here's a not-so-sexy bonus pic to go with the one I was going to post. I took it for a friend for a laugh in memory of an old reading by osmosis tangent started back in the days of the nude book reading thread. Glock Tease accidentally motivated me with her ridiculously amazing hair so I had to share my moose chewed look for the day.

Just getting ready to grab some shuteye and had to check the thread before I slept - so very glad I did as now I can dream of standing behind you, sliding that pesky little G string to one side and .... DAve

 

[kingfupa]

Love the new shots doll, and same here on the AOD2...but Bruce is the man!!

 

[GradeACdnBeef]

Hey all. Here's a not-so-sexy bonus pic to go with the one I was going to post. I took it for a friend for a laugh in memory of an old reading by osmosis tangent started back in the days of the nude book reading thread. Glock Tease accidentally motivated me with her ridiculously amazing hair so I had to share my moose chewed look for the day.

Looking at those pictures. I'm trying to figure out what could possibly be wrong there. Nope. Can't find it.

Better moose chewed than a moose through the windshield in any case. for you.

 

[Pondlife]

My interest or yours? It startled the hell out of me and my obnoxious squeal of surprise scared the dog. .

oh doh, when you said from the ceiling I mistakenly thought you meant in a good way, oops.

oh and *giggles wildly at that mental picture *

Do like your osmosis brace of pics, imagining it as a Braille book and you nipple reading it

 

[isseii]

The idea that that is a habit is a fabulous thought!

You should come practice with me. Make sure I'm doing it right and all that.

Just getting ready to grab some shuteye and had to check the thread before I slept - so very glad I did as now I can dream of standing behind you, sliding that pesky little G string to one side and .... DAve

Hi Dave,

I hope your week is off to a better start. Sweet dreams.

Love the new shots doll, and same here on the AOD2...but Bruce is the man!!

Thanks so much darlin. I don't know that I've ever really listened to any interviews with him or anything like that. I was just looking up his filmography and saw that he had written a book as well. I'll have to check that out...or the reviews on it at least.

Looking at those pictures. I'm trying to figure out what could possibly be wrong there. Nope. Can't find it.

Better moose chewed than a moose through the windshield in any case. for you.

Many kisses for you as well.

I have actually hit a moose and had it come through the windshield. Well...nearly. I was a couple of blocks from home on some really wicked glare ice when I saw a smallish moose standing just off to the side of the road. The roads were terrible and he was already acting really skittish as I approached so I slowed the bronco down to a crawl. Just as I got to him he launched himself out of the ditch and into the right front fender. He actually hit me and not the other way around, and hit me hard at that. He went kind of flailing up over the hood and the bronco went spinning to the right. When I got the vehicle back under control and pointed the right direction he was just laying there in the middle of the road. It didn't seem like it would have hit with enough force to bring him down so I'm not sure what exactly happened.

oh doh, when you said from the ceiling I mistakenly thought you meant in a good way, oops.

oh and *giggles wildly at that mental picture *

Do like your osmosis brace of pics, imagining it as a Braille book and you nipple reading it

It was definitely giggle worthy. At least once I peeled myself off the ceiling and stopped glowering at the thing. Which was about the same point that I started wondering why I hadn't already been sitting on that thing considering the power of that vibe.

LOL! I'm not sure how I feel about nipple reading in that context. I would be a bit worried about paper cuts. Though it does make me wonder if there's a nipple based variant of phrenology.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Hey all. Here's a not-so-sexy bonus pic to go with the one I was going to post. I took it for a friend for a laugh in memory of an old reading by osmosis tangent started back in the days of the nude book reading thread. Glock Tease accidentally motivated me with her ridiculously amazing hair so I had to share my moose chewed look for the day.

All I can think with that first one is "Mind the Gap" because that lovely gap between in definitely on my mind.

 

[kingfupa]

"If chins could kill" or something like that. Great book...you're just surprised that a I read a real book aren't you, lol

 

[Pondlife]

I have actually hit a moose and had it come through the windshield. Well...nearly. I was a couple of blocks from home on some really wicked glare ice when I saw a smallish moose standing just off to the side of the road. The roads were terrible and he was already acting really skittish as I approached so I slowed the bronco down to a crawl. Just as I got to him he launched himself out of the ditch and into the right front fender. He actually hit me and not the other way around, and hit me hard at that. He went kind of flailing up over the hood and the bronco went spinning to the right. When I got the vehicle back under control and pointed the right direction he was just laying there in the middle of the road. It didn't seem like it would have hit with enough force to bring him down so I'm not sure what exactly happened.

It was definitely giggle worthy. At least once I peeled myself off the ceiling and stopped glowering at the thing. Which was about the same point that I started wondering why I hadn't already been sitting on that thing considering the power of that vibe.

LOL! I'm not sure how I feel about nipple reading in that context. I would be a bit worried about paper cuts. Though it does make me wonder if there's a nipple based variant of phrenology.

Just as well you slowed considering it seems like he was determined to attempt suicide in front of your vehicle.. So hard to imagine such wildlife for me in the UK, closest I've come was a cow jumping over a fence into the road near us once. She seemed rather surprised at her success, we were quite impressed and glad no one was on that side of the road at the time, particularly us..

Picturing you glaring at it is quite funny too. So have you now researched it's suitability for that function lol

Well I wasn't suggesting you turn that pages with them too. I'm sure I must have mentioned my breast phrenology expertise before

 

[isseii]

I spend far too much time on the computer and I'm normally trying to multitask my ass off while doing it, or my clothes at least. By multitask I mean reveling in my ADD-ness and trying to do fifty different mostly pointless things all at once and not doing any of them particularly well as a result of it.

One of the "things" of the moment is this: Fantastic Contraption. It's this sort of engineering physics puzzle flash game on Kongregate. It's four or five years old now and there's a newer one out but it's really not as good as the original.

Oh yes...pictures. I brought those as well. I never did get around to taking new sword pics today. I was busy doing the usual fifty things at once and accomplishing nothing. I figure these still count as valid. The book really is there, you can sort of see it down by my toe in one pic and I think that's it peeking out from behind my ass in the other.

 

[kingfupa]

Sweetheart, I miss talking to you. You're so damned sexy and funny.

 

[SherlockianMan]

"If chins could kill" or something like that. Great book...you're just surprised that a I read a real book aren't you, lol

I second this, great book. He also wrote a fiction book called Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way.

 

[isseii]

All I can think with that first one is "Mind the Gap" because that lovely gap between in definitely on my mind.

Hey you! How have you been?
You're supposed to be making fun of my crazy hair with me, not looking at my breasts.

"If chins could kill" or something like that. Great book...you're just surprised that a I read a real book aren't you, lol

No, I'm not surprised you can read at all. I know how intelligent you are, I just know you're focused on other things when you're around here. Like the fact that your cock is in your hand.

If Chins Could Kill was his autobiography I believe. Was it really decent? The other one is called Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way.

Just as well you slowed considering it seems like he was determined to attempt suicide in front of your vehicle.. So hard to imagine such wildlife for me in the UK, closest I've come was a cow jumping over a fence into the road near us once. She seemed rather surprised at her success, we were quite impressed and glad no one was on that side of the road at the time, particularly us..

Picturing you glaring at it is quite funny too. So have you now researched it's suitability for that function lol

Well I wasn't suggesting you turn that pages with them too. I'm sure I must have mentioned my breast phrenology expertise before

In the winter they walk right into our yard fairly often. I don't think much of it anymore really. After living out on the island where it was normal to have bear on the front deck, sea otters beneath the front porch, and mink in the living room a moose in the yard is nothing. The dog normally starts freaking out and I look out the window and find a big moose face staring into my window. There are a couple of bushes right beneath the front window that they like to munch on.

Nah, wasn't exactly in a pillow humping sort of mood.

Awesome! I knew there had to be one out there somewhere.

Sweetheart, I miss talking to you. You're so damned sexy and funny.

And by sexy and funny you mean a crazy, obnoxious, smartass right?

 

[isseii]

I second this, great book. He also wrote a fiction book called Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way.

Awesome! Thanks a lot, I'll definitely take another look at it then. I go through books ridiculously fast so I'm always searching for something new to read.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Hey you! How have you been?
You're supposed to be making fun of my crazy hair with me, not looking at my breasts.

What can I say? I have a bad habit of being easily distracted by breasts.

 

[isseii]

What can I say? I have a bad habit of being easily distracted by breasts.

Apparently I am too really. If my pictures are a true indication of who I am it seems that I'm an ego maniacal obsessive compulsive breast groper.