One minor goal reached!

[Svenskaflicka]

There are two sites I hang out on every day. Literotica, and Fiction Alley. The latter is dedicated to HP-fans, and consists of HP-related fan fics, pics, and gossip threads.

Just like at Literotica, one gets a new title when one reach a certain number of posts submitted. The differences are that these titles are all HP-related, and they don't just end after a few hundred posts, but go on and on and on...

At 234 posts, I've finally reached the title I've been dreaming of:

"Serving Detention with Snape"...

 

[Chicklet]

lol

well, good for you = )


<thinking quietly to herself "psycho!">

 

[oggbashan]

Snape

What has Snape got that I haven't got?

I think its got Maltings where hops were prepared for use in beer, but what else?

Og

 

[MathGirl]

yay

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Snape

What has Snape got that I haven't got?

I think its got Maltings where hops were prepared for use in beer, but what else?

Og

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[Svenskaflicka]

<thinking quietly to herself "psycho!">

Chicky, can you spell "Furnunculus"..?

Svenskaflicka
Touchy & Vindictive

 

[oggbashan]

Sings:

Funiculi, Funicula ...

But the Captain banned songs about railways.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

og, gimme my aquavit back!

 

[oggbashan]

Is that what it was?

I thought it was water.

Gives a new twist to "Hair of the Dog".

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Who told you the recipe for the wolfsbane potion???

 

[oggbashan]

The booze helped

Thanks to prompting Svenskaflicka towards her goal, and The Worst Chain Story Ever, Chapter One, I have now achieved Guru status.

Now where can I squat and look inscrutable?

I know. It's a bit draughty today. Must be the wind.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You got a certain Buddha-image going for you, og!

 

[DurtGurl]

Re: The booze helped

I know. It's a bit draughty today. Must be the wind.

Perhaps someone forgot to put down the seat on the garderobe.
DG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: The booze helped

Thanks to prompting Svenskaflicka towards her goal, and The Worst Chain Story Ever, Chapter One, I have now achieved Guru status.
Og

We're helping each other!

 

[Guest]

Hooray for Svenskaya and Ogguru

Ogg: you were my 'guru' a couple hundred posts ago.

S'ka (I like that; fyi I do the same, with great respect, to Shakespeare-- Sh're):

"Serving Detention with Snape" - are you serious? Do not joke about this with me.

Severusly sensitive, Perd

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Look at this, Perdie!

Proof

Look at the top. I'm Polly Juice.

 

[Guest]

Re: Look at this, Perdie!

Look at the top. I'm Polly Juice.

That is sooooooooooo cool. Can you sneak me in? Is the detention room scary? Do you grab Snape when you get scared? Does he *calm* you down?

 

[oggbashan]

Perdita, just 91 more ...

Posts to become a Guru too.

We could squat together and contemplate the infinite, or not, or maybe it is wrong side in.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Mmmmmmmm... the things he makes me do... it's scaaaaaryyyyy...

 

[Guest]

Re: Perdita, just 91 more ...

Posts to become a Guru too. We could squat together and contemplate the infinite, or not, or maybe it is wrong side in. Og

O, Oggsy, I had no idea. Only 500? I will try to reach it to more properly celebrate Flicka's big day.

Squatting together: yummy.

Perdita and an oxymoronic demure wet kiss

 

[Guest]

Mmmmmmmm... the things he makes me do... it's scaaaaaryyyyy...

Write it down and PM me!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm almost afraid of posting on that site now. I don't want to leave that status..!

 

[Octavian]

Congrats, ogg

Congratulations on becoming a guru, ogg.

With this post I have just become really, really experienced.
(If only it were true!)

Octavian


“Encase your majestic tree of manhood in the sublimely soft wondrous wet hallowed depths of my body,” she implored.

“Oh,” he replied, “You mean you wanna fuck!”

 

[oggbashan]

Only 200 more, Octavian.

Start rapping with Svenskaflicka and you'll be there in two days.

Og