One-Liners

[Guest]

Of all the great posts on this board, some of them long and informative, some of them short and to the point, others downright silly and flirtatious o ), my favourite "type" of post has to be the quippy one-liner. And, I have to say, Perdita is the Queen of the One-Liner. I'd say Chilled Vodka was the King, but he's a little obscure to be royalty.

Nothing has me PMSL or gasping in shock or delight than the short and succinct one-liner.



Lou

 

[Guest]

Good grief, I am stunned, Loulou. Never ever thought of myself as good at one-liners. I'll have to look myself up now. Thanks, though.

Perdita

p.s. However, I knew in the deepest corner of my heart there was a transcendentally profound connection between me and vodka boy.

 

[cloudy]

p.s. However, I knew in the deepest corner of my heart there was a transcendentally profound connection between me and vodka boy.

 

[Guest]

Good grief, I am stunned, Loulou. Never ever thought of myself as good at one-liners. I'll have to look myself up now. Thanks, though.

Perdita

Pleasure. It's that quick wit of yours.

p.s. However, I knew in the deepest corner of my heart there was a transcendentally profound connection between me and vodka boy.

Point proven!

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

What is a one-liner?

Og

 

[English Lady]

Og - that WAS a one liner

 

[oggbashan]

Og - that WAS a one liner

I must be slipping. I usually manage to go on and on...


and on and on...


and on and on...


and on and on...


until I sign off thus:

Og

And then I add a postscript going on...

and on and on...

 

[Guest]

I must be slipping. I usually manage to go on and on...


and on and on...


and on and on...


and on and on...


until I sign off thus:

Og

And then I add a postscript going on...

and on and on...

Yes, Og, you are unique in the world of one-liners. Yours are sometimes 650 (and up) words long.

Lou

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Randomness on demand. Okay, let's try.

...

Bright lights, so many people, feeling faint...

Damnitt Tatelou, you knocked out my random side again. It's going to take megawatts of electricity and a blowjob to bring it back. Okay, so it ain't all bad.

 

[Guest]

Randomness on demand. Okay, let's try.

...

Bright lights, so many people, feeling faint...

Damnitt Tatelou, you knocked out my random side again. It's going to take megawatts of electricity and a blowjob to bring it back. Okay, so it ain't all bad.

'Tis a hard life.

Ready when you are!

Lou

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

'Tis a hard life.

Ready when you are!

Lou

*slurp slurp* what did you say?

My life would be harder if only these rocks and hard places got out of the way. I want to get stuck between lead and an impenetrable place.