One liners and insults: for your daily use :)

[ginger82]

I will start, being that its hot as hell outside today.

It's hotter than a pot of grits on the back burner of a 4 dollar stove.

 

[nonimura65]

Go take a long walk off a short pier.

 

[L8tnIt]

I am more broke than the 10 Commandments!

 

[ginger82]

Sweatin like a hooker in church !

 

[stan_man13]

I see you're off your meds again

 

[hwwannabe]

How about never? Is never good for you?

 

[cherylashi26]

I've always admired the ability to do the make-up in the car, but you must've hit a few speed-bumps.

 

[ima6uldv8]

I am more broke than the 10 Commandments!

That's hilarious! Never heard that one before.

 

[ima6uldv8]

I'm so hungry my stomach's gnawin' on my backbone.

 

[draconus_infernus]

How cute! You're trying to think! Don't strain anything.

 

[Jaws82]

I hope you age poorly.

 

[L8tnIt]

Great when I bounce bars & clubs

Have a good night... Elsewhere!

 

[xxromanceguy]

It's hotter than a two peckered billy goat wearing a wool sweater chasing a tiujana hooker thru a habanero pepper patch.

 

[Rolando2]

FUCK YOU!

 

[Cogan]

Heard at a Swedish bar. "One more word from you and your shirt will be empty!"

 

[jasper3738]

Gene po must have been shallow if you where the fastest swimmer

 

[Que]

Finer than frog's hair.

 

[r_mck]

Try talking with your mouth once in a while.

 

[dirtwrench]

Tell me, how closely related were your parents before they made you?

 

[Dogma52]

I already have one asshole in my pants....why would I want another?

 

[Cratchit]

Hey, your village just called. They want their idiot back

 

[L8tnIt]

I couldn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock
- Spider Jerusalem "Transmetropolitan"

 

[Emerson40]

The better part of you must've run down your mother's leg on the day you were born.

 

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