One body part...

Goldminingsux

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If you could only see and touch one body part on the person above, which body part would it be?
 
*sits on chair in the corner*
You guys are hilarious! Was there a cover charge for this? :D
 
You leave my damn follicles alone they're a little blue at the moment, I never said you could play down there! just stick with my hair ok,

What did your follicles do to get damned? :eek: I can only think of one thing, and you'd never do a Tijuana Stinger with a prostitute named Larry, would you?
 
My ass' name isn't silly. At least shakes its hand before introducing yourself. :rolleyes:

Jeeeeeezzzzz mate! stopit, we finally have two chicks in here and you go start naming your body parts! grow up...

Now be a man and tell her the body part you'd touch.

*Fuck me* this is what happens you're surrounded by freakishly short cartoons!
 
Jeeeeeezzzzz mate! stopit, we finally have two chicks in here and you go start naming your body parts! grow up...

Now be a man and tell her the body part you'd touch.

*Fuck me* this is what happens you're surrounded by freakishly short cartoons!

Fine, I'll put my big boy pants on after I stop laughing from that one.

I would so rub her McNipples with my McNuggets.
 
Jeeeeeezzzzz mate! stopit, we finally have two chicks in here and you go start naming your body parts! grow up...

Now be a man and tell her the body part you'd touch.

*Fuck me* this is what happens you're surrounded by freakishly short cartoons!
What did ya expect from a guy named Buford.......:):)
 
His beard, defiantly jealous I can't grow facial hair

Shit mate, dont be jealous, I remember when I was 10 wondering when I'd be big enough to shave, then at 11 when I had to do it daily I felt cursed :(

To dinner? For a ride? Shopping? Don't leaver her hangin. Women hate that. Trust me.

I dunno, you tell me! I was thinking of just kinda having it hang around here a little while maybe sitting it on the coffee table admiring it, then when she got bored I'd let her dictate where!
 
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