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shy slave said:
The fairies slept and the perverts ran amok.

But watch some of those perverts they look just like vanilla people and therefore are immediately suspect.

Besides 14 hours can be a long time in Lit, hell, in the GB it can be a lifetime!!

In case you missed it, scroll back and you will see a mixture of a threeseome (plus talk of a potential foursome) and KC taking my place in it all, Miss Rebecca not actually being in the thread, but she really was, my confusion about Pluto being a dwarf and Dolfs Boobs which are not to be missed.

I buried my face in them once, but they were smaller then.

Does that help?
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Boobs?
 
JMohegan said:
Christ. I can't win for losing. :p

Let me see.....

HA!!

How about this!!

Why not assume that I look absolutely, unmistakeably, irreversibly, VANILLA!!

:D

This plan has many benefits, not least of which is the fact that it's actually true and will therefore be easy for me to remember. :p
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VANILLA!!!!

Out Damn spot, OUT I say!!

Oh sorry thats Lady Macbeth she lives in my head on a part time basis. I would have her there for longer but her neurosis is tiring.

I meant to say

"You, vanilla looking man. Yes, You Sir.
Prove your credentials or be banished from this land forthwith and leave those spanking implements at the door as you go"

Only joking honest :D
 
JMohegan said:
Christ. I can't win for losing. :p

Let me see.....

HA!!

How about this!!

Why not assume that I look absolutely, unmistakeably, irreversibly, VANILLA!!

:D

This plan has many benefits, not least of which is the fact that it's actually true and will therefore be easy for me to remember. :p
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Oh... and I look just so positively twisted.... :p

Of course the way you look has no bearing on a forum. Which is why you don't need to be negative! Nobody who matters, cares, and nobody who cares, matters!


Or at least, I keep trying to tell myself that.....
 
shy slave said:
Tits, breasts, luvverly jubblies
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I knew it would happen some day. I knew in my heart that if I just stuck with it and played nice I would be rewarded.

I’m ready, when do I get to see your boobs?
 
saw_man1 said:
I knew it would happen some day. I knew in my heart that if I just stuck with it and played nice I would be rewarded.

I’m ready, when do I get to see your boobs?
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ROFL

Not mine, DOLFS. She has them in her new av.

Dolf is a bit of a shallow girl really.
She used to be here in the BDSM rooms but lowered her standards even further and now plays in the GB.

Sightings of her in here are rare, and she has fabulous boobies.

Actually she had a fabulous everything

*sigh*
 
shy slave said:
ROFL

Not mine, DOLFS. She has them in her new av.

Dolf is a bit of a shallow girl really.
She used to be here in the BDSM rooms but lowered her standards even further and now plays in the GB.

Sightings of her in here are rare, and she has fabulous boobies.

Actually she had a fabulous everything

*sigh*
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No Boobs?
 
shy slave said:
Out Damn spot, OUT I say!!
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I keep trying to talk K and the kids into letting me get a cat and naming it spot so i can say 'OUT DAMN SPOT, OUT I SAY' to it.

*sigh* They are no fun.
 
shy slave said:
Of course, everyone is tall to me.

Even little kids are tall compared with me :(
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ahahahahaha!

it's true!

a couple of days ago my 9y/o daughter was laughing because your feet are smaller than hers.
 
shy slave said:
ROFL

Not mine, DOLFS. She has them in her new av.

Dolf is a bit of a shallow girl really.
She used to be here in the BDSM rooms but lowered her standards even further and now plays in the GB.

Sightings of her in here are rare, and she has fabulous boobies.

Actually she had a fabulous everything

*sigh*
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i'm not a bit shallow...i'm very shallow!

i've perfected shallow. created an art form.

:D
 
jadefirefly said:
Oh... and I look just so positively twisted.... :p

Of course the way you look has no bearing on a forum. Which is why you don't need to be negative! Nobody who matters, cares, and nobody who cares, matters!
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Jadefirefly, you are being kind to me and I appreciate that very much. Thank you. :rose:

However, I was just being silly, not negative. I have no idea how tall Andante is, no idea what RJ looks like (unless that's really him in the av, in which case I can only see the profile), and no way of comparing what I look like in women's lingerie to Shankara because I am strictly a boxer briefs kind of a guy.

As for what you look like.... "twisted" might be an overstatement. But given the length of time that banana has been in your mouth, I wouldn't exactly say "squeaky clean" applies either. ;) :p
 
shy slave said:
VANILLA!!!!

Out Damn spot, OUT I say!!

Oh sorry thats Lady Macbeth she lives in my head on a part time basis. I would have her there for longer but her neurosis is tiring.
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Good god, woman! Exactly how many people do you have hanging around up there?

Good fairy, bad fairy, Lady M......

Is it ok if I call you Sybil from now on?

shy slave said:
I meant to say

"You, vanilla looking man. Yes, You Sir.
Prove your credentials or be banished from this land forthwith and leave those spanking implements at the door as you go"
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You just used the "S" word in addressing me. I'd say that's more than enough proof, wouldn't you? :D
 
dolf said:
ahahahahaha!

it's true!

a couple of days ago my 9y/o daughter was laughing because your feet are smaller than hers.
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'Tis true :eek:

But admit it, she is more sensible than both us put together lol

And you changed your av. Now, how can I talk about your boobs :(
 
JMohegan said:
Good god, woman! Exactly how many people do you have hanging around up there?

Good fairy, bad fairy, Lady M......

Is it ok if I call you Sybil from now on?

You just used the "S" word in addressing me. I'd say that's more than enough proof, wouldn't you? :D
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I have a whole host of people.

Its the only way I can keep out of trouble, if they were not around; it would all be my fault.

So you can call me Sybil, or Eve or if I have a sex change you can then call me 'The Man who Thought His Wife was a Hat!'

As for the 'S'
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Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn

;)
 
shy slave said:
Hi shyguy

You do know your my second favourite Danish Dom on Lit don't you?

What can i get you, buy you or bribe you with to prevent the bumping of that thread happening?

Almost anything is possible

:kiss:
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Do you think Andante will send you my way for a weekend? Nah just kidding :nana:
 
JMohegan said:
and no way of comparing what I look like in women's lingerie to Shankara because I am strictly a boxer briefs kind of a guy.
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I'll loan you a pair to try on - panties only, I don't send out my bras. :D

Address please...
 
ShyGuy68 said:
peek a boo! Why are you hiding??
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Just in case Andante reads this and you both remember every time I have teased you.

You are still called 'The Dane with a Cane'

*shudders*
 
Other than my devil and oh so quiet angel, I have four others. Eenie, meenie, miney, and joe.

You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me.
 
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