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shy slave said:
Ummm I meant to ask earlier JM, did you mean 'big' as in height, or 'big' as in big?

LOL
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i know which i'm more interested to know about.
 
shy slave said:
Well it was a only brief taste of his belt, (after all he was actually hungry too ;) )

But it was quite a moment lol
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You know, I'm still thinking about bumping a certain thread! :devil:
 
shy slave said:
*watches 'Miss Innocent,' sail past*

I see you, don't think you escaped completely
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~ rolls self up in duvee and lays on the floor........lays very still .....sssssssssh I am not here ~
 
ShyGuy68 said:
You know, I'm still thinking about bumping a certain thread! :devil:
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Hi shyguy

You do know your my second favourite Danish Dom on Lit don't you?

What can i get you, buy you or bribe you with to prevent the bumping of that thread happening?

Almost anything is possible

:kiss:
 
shy slave said:
Ummm I meant to ask earlier JM, did you mean 'big' as in height, or 'big' as in big?

LOL
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I was trying to ascertain his ability to pummel, not pound. ;)
 
Kajira Callista said:
how about....your face?
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Now I am interested.

But only so I can see if you are potentially as 'big' (meaning tall, honest) as Andante :)

Of course, everyone is tall to me.

Even little kids are tall compared with me :(

One day I will write my memoirs. It will be called 'Nose Hair I have Known' as thats what I see when I look up at people.

For that reason alone, people with colds have little appeal to me :(
 
shy slave said:
But only so I can see if you are potentially as 'big' (meaning tall, honest) as Andante :)
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Y'know, when whoever asked that, it was all I could think, too. And then I thought "GOSH, that's a bit brazen. And personal. Wow." But then I went back to giggling. :p

I'll giggle louder when I'm back home and there's not only an ocean but a whole continent separating myself and anybody remotely resembling a viking. :p
 
Kajira Callista said:
how about....your face?
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That would definitely have to wait until I retire. Anyway, since I don't come here seeking a mate, the advertising seems unnecessary.

shy slave said:
Now I am interested.

But only so I can see if you are potentially as 'big' (meaning tall, honest) as Andante
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How about this. Why not assume that I'm not as tall as the Viking, not as handsome as the cowboy, and far, far less attractive in lingerie than the Panty Daddy. That way everyone's happy.... especially me. :)
 
JMohegan said:
That would definitely have to wait until I retire. Anyway, since I don't come here seeking a mate, the advertising seems unnecessary.

How about this. Why not assume that I'm not as tall as the Viking, not as handsome as the cowboy, and far, far less attractive in lingerie than the Panty Daddy. That way everyone's happy.... especially me. :)
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ok so if not your face..im betting there are other body parts. :)
 
JMohegan said:
How about this. Why not assume that I'm not as tall as the Viking, not as handsome as the cowboy, and far, far less attractive in lingerie than the Panty Daddy. That way everyone's happy.... especially me. :)
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Oh, now I think you're just being hard on yourself. Let's not be so negative, hmm? :)
 
jadefirefly said:
Oh, now I think you're just being hard on yourself. Let's not be so negative, hmm? :)
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Diplomacy is hardly a negative thing, jadefirefly. :)

Please note the second line in my prior post. The way I look is 100% irrelevant to my posting here.
 
JMohegan said:
That would definitely have to wait until I retire. Anyway, since I don't come here seeking a mate, the advertising seems unnecessary.

How about this. Why not assume that I'm not as tall as the Viking, not as handsome as the cowboy, and far, far less attractive in lingerie than the Panty Daddy. That way everyone's happy.... especially me. :)
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Ok so now I am thinking, short, ugly and doesn't dress up in womens panties.

Hmmm that would work for some people around here :)

*whispers* Some people here are a bit perverted y'know
 
shy slave said:
Ok so now I am thinking, short, ugly and doesn't dress up in womens panties.

Hmmm that would work for some people around here :)

*whispers* Some people here are a bit perverted y'know
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Christ. I can't win for losing. :p

Let me see.....

HA!!

How about this!!

Why not assume that I look absolutely, unmistakeably, irreversibly, VANILLA!!

:D

This plan has many benefits, not least of which is the fact that it's actually true and will therefore be easy for me to remember. :p
 
What the hell happened to this thread? I was only gone for 14 hours.
 
saw_man1 said:
What the hell happened to this thread? I was only gone for 14 hours.
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The fairies slept and the perverts ran amok.

But watch some of those perverts they look just like vanilla people and therefore are immediately suspect.

Besides 14 hours can be a long time in Lit, hell, in the GB it can be a lifetime!!

In case you missed it, scroll back and you will see a mixture of a threeseome (plus talk of a potential foursome) and KC taking my place in it all, Miss Rebecca not actually being in the thread, but she really was, my confusion about Pluto being a dwarf and Dolfs Boobs which are not to be missed.

I buried my face in them once, but they were smaller then.

Does that help?
 
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