G
Guest
Guest
there was a wise old woman that lived in the woods. Folks from all over traveled to seek her audience, and she was very very busy. She didn't mind much, as it kept her occupied, untill one day.....
T.H. Oughts
Oh the thoughts of Oughts
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2001
- Posts
- 19,712
One of the people who seeked her attention wanted to pay her with smelly pumpkins for her kindness.....
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
While visiting, she mentioned that she had seen the police evacuating the neighborhood due to a chemical spill.
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
It was a bad chemical, methylisocyanate. A bad man had turned the wrong valve at a chemical plant.
T.H. Oughts
Oh the thoughts of Oughts
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2001
- Posts
- 19,712
Between the chemical and pumpkin smell she thought she was gonna throw up, but.......
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
T.H. Oughts said:
When she inhaled to barf, she got a whiff of the gas and it killed her dead. Boy was she pissed that she hadn't got to read the Watchtower because the religious lady was right.
T.H. Oughts
Oh the thoughts of Oughts
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2001
- Posts
- 19,712
Because she had once been given blood to save her life she was now going to hell...... but.......RosevilleCAguy said:
T.H. Oughts
Oh the thoughts of Oughts
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2001
- Posts
- 19,712
mig said:
Hell no, if you kill a spider it rains...
lolRosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
T.H. Oughts said:
She hadn't really died. The gas had been incorrectly identified. It was really Nitrous Oxide. The religious lady, on the other hand, did die. It turns out God didn't really like her books. It made him look bad.
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
mig said:
Never. Spiders are our friends. They eat the yukky bugs.
T.H. Oughts
Oh the thoughts of Oughts
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2001
- Posts
- 19,712
But damit wouldn't you know... those smelly pumpkins were still there. Just what was she going to do with them ??????RosevilleCAguy said:
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
mig said:
Is she still gonna barf though? I mean, there was this REALLY bad pumpkin smell. And the religious lady probably wore that really offensive gardenia perfume....
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
Please make her barf. I'm sorry for the emphasis on this, but it really is significant when you are wearing a gas mask....
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
mig said:
Are you part spider? You could be you know.
T.H. Oughts
Oh the thoughts of Oughts
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2001
- Posts
- 19,712
yep, the smell was so terrible from the pumpkins she barfed over a group of spiders crawling along the ground....RosevilleCAguy said:
Happy Fishie
Virgin
- Joined
- Aug 13, 2002
- Posts
- 23
So the spiders, confused and angry, started biting everyone...
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
T.H. Oughts said:
OHHH. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.
Poor spiders. Lady barf all over them. Now I am sad.
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
The lady apologised to the spiders for barfing on them, then sprayed them with Flit (a chemical) to kill them cause they were bad and bit people.
RosevilleCAguy
Unsane
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2002
- Posts
- 12,331
A nice young man from the government showed up and asked the nice lady if she had a permit for the chemicals she was using. She said she did not. The nice young man from the government, wearing a yellow hat, arrested the lady for innumerable federal violations and sent her to a prison full of lesbians.
